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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 3h

Deja vu bsky.app/profile/notj...

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 7h

I really enjoyed it. Bursting with ideas

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 13h

I think as a cruel and unusual punishment, that might be going too far.

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Exactly, you need the major parties to have at least have a sizeable pro EU contingent, and profess they accept it. I suspect the EU wouldn't be happy with another member that is one election away from taking a purely obstructionist agenda.

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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It will never not be wild to me that the Russians attacked Keir Starmer's home, successfully spread falsehoods about Starmer's love life, and this didn't changed British politics and British political elite behaviour *at all*.

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Ever feel like you are being inspected and found wanting?

Close up of Sandi cat lying on my chest (I'm lying down on the sofa)

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

See also : Aston Villa selling half a first team of key players to stay within the rules, after what was by all accounts a successful season.

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HawaiiWoOoOoOoOorms @hawaiiworms.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

New Tom Cruise film looks interesting

Film poster for the Tom Cruise film Digger but I've done terrible sub-photoshop job and changed the title to Dogger, and have put the animal mask that hapless Terry was wearing on the infamous Channel 4 documentary "Dogging Tales" on Tom Cruises face and instead of having his foot on a globe like in the original poster it's now on a red 70s car.

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If I had been daft enough to do all this and act the fool like this, you could not have dragged it out of me to admit it. I find it insane that people openly post stuff like this that makes them look like such a moron.

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I'm nowhere near as optimistic as Ramps is here. The bowling attack struggled a bit when they didn't get those early wickets in the last test. We will see on SA pitches. Plus the batting lineup still seems pretty fragile and not completely settled. www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/s...

theguardian.com

England’s summer far from perfect but they head towards winter in upbeat mood | Mark Ramprakash

New red-ball coach Stephen Fleming and captain Joe Root can capitalise on side’s recent form and create a new identity

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Its apparently based on the minecraft ending "poem" but with the word player replaced with constituent, and some other stuff about.forms pushed in en.namu.wiki/w/%EB%A7%88%...

You are the player. The story. The program. The
human. Made from nothing but milk and love.
Let's go further back.

You are the constituent. The story. The
program. The human. Made from nothing
but milk and love. Eligible, on paper, for
several things you have not asked
about yet
Let's go further back.

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I think there is a problem with this pack of tinned tomatoes, I think

Cat lying through the carboard wrap from round a 4 pack of tomatoes

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Darmok and Jilad got up to some things at Tanagra, that's for sure

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Has Steve Bray not got any relatives or friends who can gently tell him "that's enough now Steve"?

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Already put my money on Depardieu bsky.app/profile/notj...

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Lol. I had the same thought woth even the same actor bsky.app/profile/notj...

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Wonder which one he means? I always had my suspicions about Gérard Depardieu, to be honest

News
Fairford
Marco Rubio says foreign
actor was 'clearly' behind
suspected RAF Fairford
bomb plot
3h ago
POUGE

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The face of a cat who during the weekend managed to get into the airing cupboard yesterday and through it into the space under the bath. We had to pull the side off the bath to get her out 😀 She's obsessed with getting back in there now and tries to pull off the side of the bath, lol

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Gavin Alexander @gavin83bay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Quite an achievement to get the man's name wrong twice in the same post.

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Is that a joke or a bit or something?

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Hare LockwoOoOoOod @harelockwood.com · 26/09/2026

Person 1: Can you get the writing done on the van, but make sure the text is the other way round? You know, so it shows in mirrors? Person 2: Err, yep

A van with all the writing on it upside down. I photographed it mostly to check that I wasn't having a stroke.

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Quite. Do we ascribe menace and intelligent intent to the brooms themselves in "The Sorcerer's Apprentice". No, it's just inadequate controls set by users who either don't understand or are reckless with the tools they have.

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Sorcerer'S Apprentice Brooms

ALT: Sorcerer'S Apprentice Brooms

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

.. Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la (To the tune of Deck the Halls)

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

He did alright at Walsall IIRC without setting the world alight. Which sort of makes your point.

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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

*blackadder theme* His head is bigger than a fence He breathes, and everything gets warmer His urge to trample represents A nation's nuclear war trauma Godzilla! Godzilla! The scourge of beast and man! Godzilla! Godzilla! He's flattening Japan!

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

He just got a really big cheer as they came out for medals. He's had a really good season

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James Vaughan @equusonthebuses.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Champions again. Get in. #YouBears

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Really enjoyed following them these last few games. Bamber has been on fire, and there have seemed to be no weak links in the bowling attack.

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

It's the same with fandom and political spheres. There is no unbiased town square or pub where wildly different people go to anymore. It's very easy online to end up in a silo where everyone broadly agrees with you and you do not have information from elsewhere, however bad your ideas are.

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I used to say the unhinged conspiracy guy in the pub used to be tolerated a bit but knew, fundamentally, he was an outlier, as everyone around him thought different Now he knows many 1000s of people with the same mad ideas in the palm of his hand. They can't all be wrong, can they?

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

And those 5 MPs will be former leaders or chancellors. I suspect a significant proportion couldn't even name their local MP. It just doesn't impinge on people's daily lives now unless they go and look for it.

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

There are so many spheres this sort of thinking is applicable to. e.g. the UK politics nerds on here obsess about how visible or well an MP is performing in some governmental role. Personally, I seriously doubt many people who don't follow politics closely could name more 5 MPs from a party

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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

He imposed Shania Law

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Wow just looked. So depressing. And I thought Lee Hurst was the bad one from "They Think It's all Over"

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It's easier to hide age related or health issues in the modern world for a number of reasons, including but not restricted to - information overload, information silos, no trusted authorities, and pure disinformation. Scandals that would have brought down previous leaders often don't cut through

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

A long, long time ago, my parents used to take us on touring caravan holidays down south for our vacations. One caravan site we visited a couple of times, the owner made a point of telling us about his "award winning toilets," which always caused us much mirth. This reminds me of that

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

We Saw You From Across the Bar and Really Dig Your Vibe

Melania and Him looking slightly demented

Melania seems to be looking towards the camera from the corner of her eye as if nervous it will shoot
Trumo is taring angrily at the camera

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Go on then my9games.com/s/2c42e56860...

List of games

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Frontier: Elite II01
Sensible World of Soccer02
Football Manager03
Half-Life04
Wing Commander05
Resident Evil 206
Allegiance07
Team Fortress 208
Mass Effect 209

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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

There's much that can be criticised about Suella's mad position, but nobody who thinks this actually 'supports the England football team'.

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

It makes no difference to sick rates, though, and I think this is more specific to the WFH structure we are using.

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

TBH, my work mandates this already, for practical reasons. More than once, they texted or messaged their boss, who happened to be off sick too or on leave, and the message didn't get passed on.

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

A little bit of this touches on something I've noticed. Many of my teachers in the 80s were touched by the war, and the aftermath. Many of their parents had definitely been closely involved, at least All of them referred to battles and war as deadly serious things. Not sure the same applies now.

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

In the early 80s, at primary school, the local vicar gave a talk about the evils of war He showed us some bleach "Kills all germs - DEAD!" He pulled out a presumably deactivated rifle from behind the stage "Kills all people - DEAD!" he roared. Left an impression, for sure

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

We also had a battered second hand Binatone console at one point I think

Binatone games console. It had a couple of games, one of which was pong operated by the disk controllers

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