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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I was wondering what Vince was up to these days.

MLB
Cable robs Padres of potential home run in bizarre playoff loss to Brewers

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Our cat we had from a rescue also loves boxes something rotten. Although even bits of cardboard amuse her too.

Sandi cat playing with one of those cardboard things tins come wrapped in. Shes crawled through it

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Ever feel like you are being inspected and found wanting?

Close up of Sandi cat lying on my chest (I'm lying down on the sofa)

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Its apparently based on the minecraft ending "poem" but with the word player replaced with constituent, and some other stuff about.forms pushed in en.namu.wiki/w/%EB%A7%88%...

You are the player. The story. The program. The
human. Made from nothing but milk and love.
Let's go further back.

You are the constituent. The story. The
program. The human. Made from nothing
but milk and love. Eligible, on paper, for
several things you have not asked
about yet
Let's go further back.

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I think there is a problem with this pack of tinned tomatoes, I think

Cat lying through the carboard wrap from round a 4 pack of tomatoes

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Wonder which one he means? I always had my suspicions about Gérard Depardieu, to be honest

News
Fairford
Marco Rubio says foreign
actor was 'clearly' behind
suspected RAF Fairford
bomb plot
3h ago
POUGE

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The face of a cat who during the weekend managed to get into the airing cupboard yesterday and through it into the space under the bath. We had to pull the side off the bath to get her out 😀 She's obsessed with getting back in there now and tries to pull off the side of the bath, lol

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

We Saw You From Across the Bar and Really Dig Your Vibe

Melania and Him looking slightly demented

Melania seems to be looking towards the camera from the corner of her eye as if nervous it will shoot
Trumo is taring angrily at the camera

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Go on then my9games.com/s/2c42e56860...

List of games

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Frontier: Elite II01
Sensible World of Soccer02
Football Manager03
Half-Life04
Wing Commander05
Resident Evil 206
Allegiance07
Team Fortress 208
Mass Effect 209

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

We also had a battered second hand Binatone console at one point I think

Binatone games console. It had a couple of games, one of which was pong operated by the disk controllers

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Think first was Spectrum 128k +2 really. My brother had a 48k before that but I didn't mess on that one so much

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Yes. Before there were widespread usage of computers, whole offices of people were used to write up or type up documents all day long for companies

A typing pool with rows and rows of typists.

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

We've held a village referendum

Villagers with flaming torches in Frankenstein or something

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

It's midnight, and 3 out of the 5 flagship terrestrial channels are showing indistinguishable hospital misery porn

BBC 1 : Sicario 2
BBC 2 : Emergency 24/7
ITV : Peston
CH4 : 999 What Happened Next
5 : Ambulance Code Red

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

TBF that would explain the look in this picture

Kash patel in his official picture looking slightly shocked

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Just reminds me of the smile of the guy from "Get out". Not long before he has a breakdown.

Marcus Henderson as Walter in the film Get Out

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

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Sweeney's game?
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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Find it kind of depressing that 3 of the top six stories on Graun's website are about a Sydney Sweeney advert that was aimed at the US market. It says something, I guess, about online content and what drives the clicks.

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I thought the police always used to propose lunchtime kick-offs for derby games. So the fans couldn't get boozed up before going to the game. Seems weird to have a 4:30 kickoff for the Manchester derby for me, but what do I know?

Premier League . Old Trafford . 13 Sept, 4:30 pm BST
Man Utd
Man City

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

This is like that Simpsons episode when they made all the kids wear uniform grey

Screenshot from said Simpsons ep.

"Ah, these uniforms are a godsend. Horseplay is down forty percent, youthful exuberance has been cut in half, high spirits are at an all-time low"

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the ring Mistress Weatherwax, for certain

Stamp with some discworld witches behind Granny Weatherwax

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Well, I don't know what to say as a review. It's just some oil I put in the car. But Halfords email me to request a review of my purchase...

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you spare a few minutes to tell us what you think
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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Checking the instructions at each stage

Cat lying on top of partially made drawers by instructions

Cat lying on top of partially made drawers by instructions looking half asleep

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Sandi. I am trying to put these drawers together. I don't need help.

Sandi cat on her back lykng across various parts to thw IKEA drawers

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

This film is on Legend again. And last time I forgot to.mentuon this film has Michael Madsen in! In what must "literally" be the most phoned in performance in history. His entire role is him sitting in a single room and phoning his daughter and the searchers to help.

Michael Madsen sitting at a table on the phone

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

The amount this in service aircraft carrier looks knocked about is quite impressive. But this article has a massive non sequitur on the middle, which I was totally taken aback by

The ship has been serving as a vital
component of the U.S. naval blockade at the
Strait during the lran war. Recently, a
doomsday map revealed the 4 safest US
states to survive World War 3.
Sailors abandoning ship (Ilmage: RUNGROJ
YONGRIT/EPA/Shutterstock)
The ship's arrival comes a few weeks after
sailors reportedly leaped into the ocean
due to abysmal conditions, including
grueling hours and food shortages. Jaw-
dropping images showed the pathetic
portions being fed to US personnel in the
Middle East.
Secretary of War Pete Hegseth denied

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Rarely has such hubris been demonstrated as in the title for this spin-off film, based on a moderately successful 90s animated series. There were no further movies

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Another box claimed by Sandi cat

Cat somehow sqeezed and lying down in the box

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

More thunder and heavy rain this morning Always think of the Pratchett line when I hear a roll of thunder.

Thunder rolled… It is said that the gods play games with the lives of men. But what games, and why, and the identities of the actual pawns, and what the game is, and what the rules are—who knows? Best not to speculate. Thunder rolled… It rolled a six.
Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky from your camera roll.

Picture from the Warley woods Party in tbe park.

Various people abd stands can be seen and a stage with the sky in the distance

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Not the best start to Villa 2.0, Unai...

Inside football
Aston Villa upheaval is a risk
but Emery can release v2.0
and reap rewards
Jonathan Wilson
After exodus of key players, youthful arrivals
over the summer amount to a fresh beginning
with plenty to get excited about
Sat 22 Aug 2026 20.00 BST

Premier League
HT
Brighton
4 -0
Aston Villa

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

My new inhalers from the chemist have a name that could be quite offensive if you mispronounce them...

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Thanks. Judge Reinhold is crying now.

Judge Reinhold the actor looking mildly perturbed.

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Apparently, this is comfortable?

Cat on me knees. Squeezed behind the laptop

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I caught a bit of this really odd Australian early 80s sex comedy on "Together TV" called "Pacific Banana". The plot, as far as I could tell, was a chap trying to cure his problems having sex. Anyway, I looked it up on Wikipedia, and the last line of the description is frankly quite something

Martin is constantly chased by Blandings' schoolgirl daughter, Julia. Eventually, Julia tells Martin she loves him, which cures his impotence, and he is able
to have sex.

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

My wife says it's irresponsible for ITV to show Skyfall as the final scenes have the terrain turned into a fiery hellscape, lol

The silhouette of Javier Bardem in front of the burning manor

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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Joyous tongue in cheek whimsical comedy. As always, the second half after sunset had a backdrop of bats and bugs flying about. But still very enjoyable. Check them out if they are near you ❤️