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@notcephas.bsky.social
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shit talker and long walker. infohazard.

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not cephas @notcephas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
detransitioner anti-Sherrod Brown ad during the football game... TWICE! our society is very sick!
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not cephas @notcephas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ngl I really don't care too much about financial violations in a sport without a salary cap. it does not move me that a team spent more than their revenue should have allowed. it lacks significant enough causality to on-field performance to register for me.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 24/09/2026
I have said that the main use for AI is going to be widescale fraud and I'm delighted to see that people are posting about all the fraud they plan to do on main.
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not cephas @notcephas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
yea man... that's totally why that's happening. there's nothing vital to the systems of power that could possibly be at fault.
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not cephas @notcephas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
*black person does something* miscellaneous coon: see and this is why white people don't take us seriously *mexican person does something* miscellaneous texican: they just set mexicans back 100 years
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not cephas @notcephas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it very fun and cool and funny to see "the left" adopt the pathologizing of their "community" shtick that has mired every other disempowered marginalized community
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I did indeed
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Danny Page @danny.page · 15/09/2026
The next time private capital can do public infrastructure "better/efficiently/fair/equitable" will be the first time
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not cephas @notcephas.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
motivated purely by morbid curiosity, I watched the entire interview of the "pilot that was rescued after being downed in Iran"... this is the fakest shit ever man and so clearly a narrative whipped up to sell American heroism
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not cephas @notcephas.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
it's a perfect distillation
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 06/09/2026
The reason we spend so much money being awful to unhoused people is the system needs a visible reminder of what landlords and bosses are threatening you with.
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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The Arabic for Orangutan is just “human of the forest” (or also “wild human”) which, if I’m not mistaken, is what the term Orangutanmeans in the original Malay
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not cephas @notcephas.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
he makes so many good decoy runs to create space and consistently puts himself in places that make it difficult to run out a quick double to the winger on his side.
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not cephas @notcephas.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
there's an online contingent of United fans that hate Dalot because of his end product but he is so positionally smart for United in possession. he's always making dangerous runs and he's a phenomenal positional counterbalance to the attacking 3 because he'll always take up the spaces they vacate.
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not cephas @notcephas.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
a real hot take after missing the full middle part of the match BUT Van Hecke should be taken out back
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not cephas @notcephas.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
the last 25 mins of Van Hecke was truly some of the worst CB work I've ever seen. Trudging around like his feet hurt and his bones ache from a growth spurt over the summer. Getting it wrong in defensive transition almost every time and then not even bothering to run back to position on half of them
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charles (west coaster) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
the way im seeing some people talk about the JJ mccarthy benching is baffling. this is the only position where for some reason people struggle to admit a guy just isn’t NFL quality. he was not failed by anyone. he sat on the bench for a year and came back barely knowing the offense!
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Patrick Claybon @patrickclaybon.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Wondering where these folks were when Kwesi got fired in the thick of draft season....for specifically what seemed like the JJ decision
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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
even this is like the democratic version of loose cannon trump firing into crowds of sacred cows, like this feckless dweeb version of "racism that works for you," more or less just a couple cranks up the dial from the party baseline, morally sick loser shit nobody who really sees it wants to be near
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Musk calls for the assassination of a reporter who embarrassed him with basic questions
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Curtis @soccurt.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
You must acknowledge that this person exists, but not write for them:
A skeet from velodus (@velodus.bsky.social) that reads: "Oof. I just read your post in the most uncharitable, pedantic way possible, and I gotta tell ya: it's not looking good for you"
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not cephas @notcephas.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
watched Obsession... very confused how there was even a discussion on "is Bear an absolutely loathsome ghoul?"... the answer is very obviously yes
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Casually threatening mass rapes
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
it's not an own to point out that all these fucking guys trying to deny trans people their hormones are so into HGH and whatnot. they don't care either way about 'gender affirming care.' they want to be he-men and they want trans people to die. to them the two projects are perfectly coherent
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not cephas @notcephas.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
"No, they expect one of us in the wreckage, brother"
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brie skull emoji @brie-skull-emoji.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
are you guys getting it yet? just how deeply fascistic the american empire is?
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Joel D. Anderson @joelanderson.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I mean, look at this shit www.instagram.com/bignigga.arg...
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Joel D. Anderson @joelanderson.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Don’t come over here being condescending. I don’t like Argentina because they got rid of all their niggas and generally still seem to resent them.
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Joel D. Anderson @joelanderson.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Man fuck Argentina smh
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brie skull emoji @brie-skull-emoji.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
parent rights groups be like "I have the right to abuse and neglect my child"
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Two year anniversary of when I first posted this comic
Two panel comic. Panel 1: an anglerfish is washed up on the ocean shore, laying in the tide. It thinks to itself, “it’s so beautiful.” Panel 2: wide shot of the beach, rocky cliffs, and sky at sunset, with the anglerfish still laying in place. The anglerfish continues thinking to itself, “I might have never known.”
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not cephas @notcephas.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
need that
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Yakub’s football beast gives Norway one of its greatest ever victories… he’s now being flown back in a refrigerated cargo plane to the fjord cave in which he dwells to replenish his energy after enduring such dangerous humidity; he will be flown back in time for the quarterfinal
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not cephas @notcephas.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
he absolutely could have though lol intent doesn't matter and he created contact that could have easily led to serious injury. I'd be fine with him not getting a red there but I don't find it shocking that he did.
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Zach Everson @zacheverson.com · 05/07/2026
A Code Red air alert just went out for DC.
This is an important message from the District of Columbia AlertDC system.
 
A Code Red Air Quality Alert has been issued for DC:

WHEN: Sunday, July 5
IMPACTS: The general public may experience health issues. Older adults, children, and people with asthma or other lung diseases may experience more serious health issues.
PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS:

Limit time outside during periods of poor air quality.
Check www.airnow.gov and airquality-doee.dc.gov for air quality updates.


Message Sent: 07-05-2026 at 08:48 AM EST.
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not cephas @notcephas.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
lotta "not patriotic" people get real patriotic and nationalistic when watching USMNT and then act shocked when people side eye that lmao
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charles (west coaster) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
ive seen more posts by people complaining about people not liking USMNT than posts by people not liking USMNT
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
There is no reason for you to not have the career of your dreams, this human Allbirds shoe gets paid why not you
Fucking idiot
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 30/06/2026
Guy living in a country where every third TV show is about how great cops are and three pedos in the same group chat own every news outlet: Thank God I don't live in a hell of propaganda like China
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Folks, they ask Mamdani CONSTANTLY about Israel in large part because he's a Muslim. That's it.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 28/06/2026
In general people need to expand their understanding of gentrification as not just a free market phenomenon that happens in a vacuum but rather an intentional result of policy that rewards systemic denial of resources to places where people can afford to live & brings violence to those who remain.
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not cephas @notcephas.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
we're reaching a critical mass of mid vibe-coded/ai-assisted websites
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
once again need to reiterate how bad this guy sucks. he made his billions as a "pioneer" in the subprime auto loan industry betting that the working poor would be desperate to pay whatever it takes to avoid losing the cars they need to drive to work
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devin mcintyre @devinmcintyre.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The Knicks always knew that Becky Hammon was a fool, which is why they never bothered trading for OG Anunoby and Karl Anthony Towns and Mikal Bridges. Brunson is and was all they ever needed to win a championship.
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not cephas @notcephas.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
wait same ASTORIA ON TOP #QGTM
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NBA @nba.com · 14/06/2026
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 53 YEARS, THE KNICKS ARE NBA CHAMPIONS 🏆 New York defeats San Antonio 4-1 in the NBA Finals, capturing their third championship in franchise history!
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not cephas @notcephas.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I love my Bodega KAT
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not cephas @notcephas.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
HOW BOUT THEM FUCKING KNICKERBOCKERS!!!
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not cephas @notcephas.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
YOU WASN'T THERE!!!!!!!!
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Jordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 11/06/2026
Knicks in the 4th quarter:
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