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TracketPacer @tracketpacer.com · 13/09/2026
“it’ll be easy” insists the architect genius to the low level IC who will actually have to implement the plan
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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Elizabeth Banks
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Looks like shit bro
Trump: The new mirror and bronze lettering at the door to The West Wing, along The Presidential Walk of Fame!
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Chrissy Stroop @thebugbeardispatch.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
If we had to hear “Baby Shark” everywhere we went for two whole months out of the year we’d throw a fit, right? And rightfully so. So tell me, why do we put up with it when the song is “Frosty the Snowman”?
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 29/08/2025
Step back and take it in: the US is entering full authoritarian mode | Jonathan Freedland
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Step back and take it in: the US is entering full authoritarian mode | Jonathan Freedland
Trump’s dictator-like behaviour is so brazen, so blatant, that paradoxically, we discount it. But now it’s time to call it what it is, says Guardian columnist Jonathan Freedland
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Brent Terhune @brentterhune.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Shoutout to the empty hand sanitizer dispensers for making me touch an even dirtier surface. I hate you.
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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
SORRY. Sorry. Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
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Signal @signal.org · 17/04/2025
Now on Signal Desktop: A brand-new selection interface that makes it easy to find an emoji, sticker, or animated GIF that’s perfect for the moment. Happy chatting!
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Marten Mickos @martenmickos.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Brilliant economic analysis by Marcus Hutchins @malwaretech.com
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Lesley Carhart @hacks4pancakes.com · 06/04/2025
Guys, if you’re not American don’t go to DEF CON… www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025... really, really
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I was a British tourist trying to leave America. Then I was detained, shackled and sent to an immigration detention centre
Graphic artist Rebecca Burke was on the trip of a lifetime. But as she tried to leave the US she was stopped, interrogated and branded an illegal alien by ICE. Now back home, she tells others thinking...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/04/2025
Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression
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Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression
WASHINGTON—Warning that Americans should brace themselves for an economic “period of transition,” President Donald Trump told reporters Monday that a recession would be an unfortunate but necessary st...
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
A big part of the problem is stupid people have been convinced by rich people that AI is God, when AI is closer to an automatic dog food dispenser.
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Wanna Hear Some Halo Lore? @stefanheck.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
ELON: (replying to picture comparing 90s Lara Croft’s breasts to current day Lara Croft’s breasts posted by account called Western_Gaming) Woke must be stopped. GRIMES: Elon please call me back. Your sickly child Morty Mechahitler got cut in half looking at a photo of a Cybertruck.
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Dan Black @danwblack.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Today, Google Threat Intelligence is alerting the community to increasing efforts from several Russia state-aligned threat actors (GRU, FSB, etc.) to compromise Signal Messenger accounts. cloud.google.com/blog/topics/...
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Signals of Trouble: Multiple Russia-Aligned Threat Actors Actively Targeting Signal Messenger | Google Cloud Blog
Russia state-aligned threat actors target Signal Messenger accounts used by individuals of interest to Russia's intelligence services.
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Keith Edwards @keithedwards.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Helpful!
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 14/01/2025
The Windows file system hasn't been updated since 1993 and we still have both "Control Panel" and "Settings" colliding with each other for over a decade but nah you're right fam this is the play here
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Whitney Merrill @wbm312.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Use Signal. Donate to Signal.
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Marshall Scott @marshallscott.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Police Officer: Title and registration please Guy from Death Cab: There aren’t any gloves in here what the fuck
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
What’s the point of believing in anything anymore. Fucking Judases.
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Joe Sudbay @joesudbay.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
can't wait to see how the NYT and others sane-wash the rants from this lunatic tonight we're all seeing it for ourselves so don't even fucking try
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Casey Newton @caseynewton.bsky.social · 06/10/2023
We’re about 10 minutes away from learning that the app mines crypto while you’re sleeping now
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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 07/09/2023
Everybody go update your iPhones. The new 0-click vuln exploited by NSO Group is sent via a malicious image in iMessage.
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BLASTPASS: NSO Group iPhone Zero-Click, Zero-Day Exploit Captured in the Wild - The Citizen Lab
Last week, while checking the device of an individual employed by a Washington DC-based civil society organization with international offices, Citizen Lab found an actively exploited zero-click vulner...
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Molly White @molly.wiki · 06/09/2023
dudes will make fun of women who are into astrology and then read shit like this
Bitcoin Set to Form Death Cross as Dollar Index Teases Golden Crossover
A death cross indicates a potential long-term bearish shift in momentum while a golden cross suggests the opposite.
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 30/07/2023
People who claim summer is their favorite season are lying. You won't convince me your favorite time of year is when we're all slowly cooking like rotisserie chickens in our apartments & the air is full of wildfire smoke. Literally any other time of year is better. You are a liar AND a scoundrel.
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 23/07/2023
Wife just walked out cause I wouldn’t stop talking about zaps sats snorts and slurps
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 20/07/2023
Egg McMuffins deserve a Michelin star.
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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
Apple has rolled out a rapid response patch for iOS, iPadOS, and MacOS to fix a 0-day in WebKit that "may be actively exploited." Go patch your stuff. support.apple.com/en-us/HT213823
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Chinchillazilla @handle.invalid · 06/07/2023
why, did something happen?
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
can’t believe my stupid ass has imposter syndrome while elon musk is confidently marching around twitter HQ and chewing on wires until something breaks
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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
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onion person @junlper.beer · 01/07/2023
twitter is the submarine of social media
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NotATumor @notatumor.bsky.social · 23/06/2023
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 22/06/2023
an important life lesson that Elon is about to learn is if you challenge a weird little nerd to a fight and he immediately accepts you’re about to get your ass beat
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Thomas Spooks 🎃👻💀 @thomasfuchs.at · 21/06/2023
⚠️ update your apple devices, they just pushed some security patches for stuff that may be exploited in the wild
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 21/06/2023
these other 4 guys in this submarine are super pissed i've had internet access and have been shitposting this whole time
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/06/2023
as a general life rule if a guy asks me to get into his little submarine that he operates with a knockoff playstation controller i will say no
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