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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 22h

Forgot to show you all this chonky boi from the IoW I saw the other day

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 21/10/2026

The twink in the local independent coffee shop fully remembers me and my order now, which is unfortunate.

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026

[Expedition 33 Ending] I still don’t think I’ll ever get over how disappointed in me Lune was after I chose the Verso ending. It’s been months and I think it hit me in the empty space where my soul should be. 😩 The only time anyone’s been more disgusted with my choices are the PS5 after the […]

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026

Supported a local business and what did I get for my trouble? A mediocre thimble of a latte and a bad croissant. 🚮

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026

T-shirt weather on 13 October; perfectly climate-stable weather.

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026

xbox controller with stick drift; groundbreaking

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026

Still reeling that the stupid work event thing on friday had a game that confused everyone and then I realised that the scoring was just Nearest Neighbour zoning and I said that and everyone laughed at me like I was weird.

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026

Someone on my TikTok alleges you can get £20 return ferry fares from Portsmouth to Caen and ok but how tho??

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026

I put a bottle of beer in the freezer to speed chill it and obviously forgot so now it’s solid but also miraculously didn’t explode

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026

The best (and potential only) good thing about the start of the Christmas season is that they sell the mini Twiglets barrels again

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026

Bankruptcy by going over your Forest minutes

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026

Question for those familiar with the Lime: all of Kingston and Richmond are “no go” zones, so how are there bikes all over the shop? Like this isn’t yobs moving them round…

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026

We’re having a work wider team day thing tomorrow with like 40 people and I am so lacking in social energy I may just throw myself down the stairs now and be done with it 🚮

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026

Dropped an AirPod on the train. Boy that little bastard can really fly. Took a three person passing line to get it back to me.

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026

I'm playing Witcher 2 and it really is quite surprising playing a game even this old and just how much of the Special Sauce this has. Like 3 is top tier, but 2 had it as well. Looking forward to the 1 remaster and all the new content.

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026

The honeysuckle I have which had been eviscerated by spider mites has begun to show signs of life 🥳

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026

22C on the 4th October, seems legit.

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026

🎵 They tried to break us Looks like they'll try again… Wild Hunt never lose it Wild Hunt never chose this way Wild Hunt never close your eyes Wild Hunt always shine 🎶

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026

I walked 11km today at 5.8kph pace and only got 2 intensity minutes 😤

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026

Not a single person over a 5 all day. And that was like 2 people. What a hellhole. #hastings

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026

I always think people are too mean about Kent, and then I have the misfortune to be here.

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026

What an utter shitstain of a town Hastings is. And with the people to match 🚮

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026

I've just realised that it is called a rucksack, because it is a sack you use to go rucking. I am very smrt.

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026

Isle of Wight give all their locations in W3W. Thoroughly unserious local authority.

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026

Few things more an obnoxious substitution for a personality than aggressively caring which way round jam goes on a scone or milk goes in tea.

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026

Garmin: High today of 20 Also Garmin: current temperature is 21

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026

Also Fred Mills is so swole now. Delightful.

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026

It's still unfathomable to me that they aren't doing the connecty bit between HS2 and HS2 by Euston. I wonder if I'll live to see it.

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026

Scoia’tael: The Elven Mobile Network

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026

Wow CAD is up to almost 1.9 to the GBP; when did that happen?

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026

Diesel down the road has tipped over £2 to 201.9p

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026

Remember folks, we’re past the equinox now so get that D in you. It’s necessary enough that it’s the only supplement the NHS recommends for Joe Public: www.nhs.uk/conditions/vitamins-and-…

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Vitamin D

Find out about vitamin D, including what it does, how much you need, and how to ensure you get enough.

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026

Just discovered my water heater clock has been fucked since the 28th of August and has been doing all the water heating at 1900 on Agile 😭

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026

Spider mites absolutely evicerated one of my plants whilst I was away 😤

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026

Is there a rule that all airline websites have to be complete shit, or is that just a happy coincidence?

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026

With the exception of the first hotel man, not one person I’ve interacted with has felt obligated to switch to anglais here and I choose to believe that it’s bc my français is passable and not spite (this isn’t Paris)

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026

£7.50 for a latte in Switzerland btw 💀

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026

Waiter referring to me as ‘jeune homme’. Monsieur, I’ve not been a jeune homme for over a decade.

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026

Had to go down and talk to the night man (not using the phone again) to ask for a synthetic pillow. Oreiller is an extremely difficult to pronounce word 😩

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026

Just had to make a foreign phone call. Tried a parlez vous anglais but didn’t understand the response so just did the rest of the call in French. Proud of myself.

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026

SBB out here pulling their best Southwestern Railway with overhead line failure chaos. Never thought I’d see the day.

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026

I joined the loyalty thing on Swiss after I went there last time. Even tho I am on the cheapo-est ticket this time, I'm still like Group 3. Last time I was Group 99999.

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026

Fuck everyone else, I’m off work until Tuesday 🎉

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