noel @noelkirkpatrick.com · 21hWell, I was going to see Resident Evil, but the theater changed the schedule because the distributor released some behind the scenes stuff to play before the flick. Sigh. Came out to the mall and everything. 100
noel @noelkirkpatrick.com · 23hApparently there was a lot of Zima stuff at a pride event @serenityfound.bsky.social went to today with a bunch of younger folks who did not know about Zima and why Saralyn was tickled by its presence. 110
Reposted by noelrowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 10/10/2026hey this might be some of @duckvalentine.bsky.social's best work 2386
Reposted by noelPeter Labuza @labuzamovies.com · 10/10/2026For me, THE FOG is not necessarily the greatest movie, or even Carpenter’s best. But it’s also the movie that if someone told me they didn’t like I would question why they watch movies at all. 7575
Reposted by noelJosh Slater-Williams @jslaterwilliams.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Thinking about this all day 04613
Reposted by noelThe Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip 3339441507
Reposted by noelKuji (Comms Open!) @kujikawaii.bsky.social · 06/10/2026if frieren came out in the mid 2000's we'd have a mid-budget fighting game with a roster of maybe 12-14 characters, with like a couple alt costumes for the main party and Denken would be extremely broken bc his hitbox is so small it'd be a 5/10 at best and I would play it every day of my life 1933755
noel @noelkirkpatrick.com · 06/10/2026There's an errant period on a quest item description in Control Resonant (one of the instant photos), and it was driving me batty the entire time. Where's my patch for inconsistent punctuation? 😅 000
noel @noelkirkpatrick.com · 03/10/2026Seated for Disclosure Day. Stoked to finally weigh in on.... What was the deal with this one again? 010
noel @noelkirkpatrick.com · 03/10/2026The Japanese poster for Resident Evil advertises, right at the top and in HUGE characters, that it is only 90 minutes. 120
Reposted by noelJeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-... 119115972877
noel @noelkirkpatrick.com · 24/09/2026Finally catching up on the new season of Traitors US, and, man, I still love it when people say, "I can only go on the evidence..." when there's rarely any evidence, and, also, you don't have to vote with the herd, folks. 020
noel @noelkirkpatrick.com · 24/09/2026"Hey, Gemini, can I get a spaghetti recipe?" "This recipe is from the Year of Spaghetti 1971 AD. Drink tea with your spaghetti and eat a simple cucumber and lettuce salad. Cooking spaghetti is a delicate business, so don't answer the phone." 030
Reposted by noelCory Barker 🆗 @corybarker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026A NYT Top 100 TV Voter Shares Their Brutally Honest Ballot 321
Reposted by noelJesse Eisinger @jeisinger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026NEW: In ‘24, the FBI sought to launch a sweeping bribery probe that could ensnare top lawmakers, including Sen. Susan Collins. Then Trump eviscerated the FBI & DOJ public corruption teams. ProPublica unearthed the investigation and you can read it 👇 www.propublica.org/article/fbi-... 8634291342
noel @noelkirkpatrick.com · 20/09/2026Still true as it pipes in Billy Joel's "Honesty" this morning. 011
noel @noelkirkpatrick.com · 19/09/2026But when I try to convince patrons of this cafe I haven't eaten in several days, the management asks me to leave. 100
Reposted by noelhellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 19/09/2025If Wonder Woman isn't willing to play nice with Nazis, why should you? Be more like Wonder Woman. 2359139
noel @noelkirkpatrick.com · 18/09/2026I'm normally the youngest person in this monthly exercise group, but I think there's someone my age or younger here. Basing this on her looks but also because we're the only two checking our phones during rest breaks. 000
noel @noelkirkpatrick.com · 18/09/2026No Wednesday in Wednesday? Reacher out of reach(er)? Colin from Accounts withdrawn?! 010
Reposted by noelJason Kint @kint.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Straight from OpenAI's Brockman and Microsoft's Nadella - 'doom loop' for the entire web [as they vacuum up and substitute the work of journalism and threaten their economic foundations]. /2 51471296
Reposted by noelJason Kint @kint.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Looks like Financial Times is first to report on today’s incredible revelations about OpenAI and Microsoft. /12 giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/...giftarticle.ft.comOpenAI staff knew the ‘existential threat’ AI posed to publishers, New York Times claimsLawyers say AI co-founder Greg Brockman was ‘motivated by the gazillions’ he hoped to gain from models trained on copyrighted content 5434141
Reposted by noelTobias Harris @tobiasharris.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I missed this from earlier this year by @nilsgilman.bsky.social but it's really useful for thinking about the middle powers as a concept and what they're actually in the middle of. dissentmagazine.org/online_artic...dissentmagazine.orgA New Non-Aligned Movement? - Dissent MagazineThe “middle powers” can band together to chart a third way between authoritarian superpowers in Washington and Beijing. 2186
Reposted by noelnoel @noelkirkpatrick.com · 15/09/2026Melissa Barrera wondering where Macklemore was in 2023. 201
Reposted by noeljamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/09/2026only send your strongest, buffest, most handsome men to watch mr hegseth 2652944409
Reposted by noelMatt Singer @mattsinger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026you guys are making a lot of jokes, but the episode of Lost where they found the Harlem Globetrotters inside the Hatch was sick 3721
Reposted by noelBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay 187113531912
noel @noelkirkpatrick.com · 15/09/2026During a copy editing certificate course I did, the pro-AI speaker and instructor were all high on, "It'll always need a human at the wheel to check it." Well, hey, guess that turned out to be true. Just not how they meant it. 021
noel @noelkirkpatrick.com · 14/09/2026About to go see The Odyssey (it came out on Friday). Really glad the discourse is still going. 120
Reposted by noelThe Cabinet of Doctor Alasdairi @alasdairstuart.com · 12/09/2026Welcome to the Era of the Dumbass Unforced Errors, Part A Million. gizmodo.com/the-v-h-s-sc...gizmodo.comThe 'V/H/S: SCP' Movie Doesn't Involve the Actual SCP FoundationA24 thought 'V/H/S: SCP' could tap into another internet community, but that same community isn't happy about the studio's plans. 2188
Reposted by noelyuzuBOO @yuzupool.bsky.social · 12/09/2026yeah. they caught you loafed. yeah all four of your paws were tucked in. what the hell were you thinking its all over the news. you became bread 1246351728
Reposted by noelJames Poniewozik @poniewozik.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Maybe not the most politically relevant aspect of that Fetterman clip but it had more janky cuts than a Dharma Initiative video 1301
noel @noelkirkpatrick.com · 11/09/2026No walking group today due to rain, so we're playing pétanque indoors. Which means.... youtu.be/Oi1MULqSg-k?...youtu.beDisco Elysium Harry plays petanqueYouTube video by neokaio _ 100
noel @noelkirkpatrick.com · 09/09/2026The Yamato-Yagi Mister Donut always has the best music. Currently: Kool & the Gang's "Cherish" 020
noel @noelkirkpatrick.com · 08/09/2026I can't update my priors because Big Prior just keeps shoving AI into them. 082
Reposted by noelTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 07/09/2026no that's totally different, that's a guy 13673103
Reposted by noeldr. hazel 🕸️🕷️ @hazelmonforton.com · 07/09/2026Someone pointed out that a crystal shop is basically a warhammer store for women and I can’t stop thinking about it 1336245
Reposted by noelyour friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 06/09/2026are you the kind of person who orders their shopping list based on where items are in relation to the store's entrance and exit, creating a quick and handy guide for yourself as you traverse the store, or are you a pervert 1101
Reposted by noelSuper Nintendo Chalmers @snchalmers.bsky.social · 04/09/2026The person who told Tim Walz to stop calling them “weird” should be in The Hague 1334079
noel @noelkirkpatrick.com · 01/09/2026Instagram ads are currently only coming in two flavors: 1) Hey, if you're a US citizen living abroad, you can still vote! Here's how! 2) Here's what you need to know about renouncing your US citizenship. 020
noel @noelkirkpatrick.com · 01/09/2026Would love to know how everyone knew I was done watching TV and had decided to clean the bathroom and so decided to message me constantly 100
noel @noelkirkpatrick.com · 29/08/2026Man, beautiful people just have all the worst problems in the world. 020