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Jeff 🏳️‍🌈🥌 @nobody1300.bsky.social · 4h

They're playing hammertime at the symphony tonight

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Jeff 🏳️‍🌈🥌 @nobody1300.bsky.social · 4h

No Nut November but for the drum part of In the Air Tonight

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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 10h

can't believe the tulips didnt generate the profits the market had priced in already

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Jeff 🏳️‍🌈🥌 @nobody1300.bsky.social · 10h

You're right, my previous estimate was incorrect. It wasn't just a missed forecast—it's also an opportunity to learn.

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Jeff 🏳️‍🌈🥌 @nobody1300.bsky.social · 11h

Have they tried sending more texts?

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Jeff 🏳️‍🌈🥌 @nobody1300.bsky.social · 12h

I'm a proud graduate of an elite university 🔱

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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 23h

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 09/10/2025

When the Yankees get eliminated

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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Yanks tried to run the Jeffrey Maier playbook again to save their season. We have replay now, losers!

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Jeff 🏳️‍🌈🥌 @nobody1300.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Block them all bsky.app/profile/did:...

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Jason Sclar @jasonsclar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I was always partial to this paper for his first affiliation

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McMike @itsmcmiketime.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I'm not saying this needs to be fixed, but it did, saladshooters would do it. bsky.app/profile/road...

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Jeff 🏳️‍🌈🥌 @nobody1300.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Reborder #279 🇧🇼🇿🇼 92 🇰🇭🇱🇦 83 🇬🇶🇬🇦 100 🇷🇴🇧🇬 90 Total: 365/400 🌍 Play: reborder.app

When asked to draw the border between Equatorial Guinea and Gabon, I drew it exactly in the right place

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Jeff 🏳️‍🌈🥌 @nobody1300.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Scientific diagrams that look like shitposts:

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Zoisite 🐇☾(livery comms open) @zoisite102.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Ferruccio Lamborghini, ca. 1964:

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Jeff 🏳️‍🌈🥌 @nobody1300.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The trailer for Titan AE terrified me

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NASFACTS @nasfacts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

despite the perception, many nascar fans are environmentalists actually. they’re always complaining about the dirty air

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Grace @gracekind.net · 04/10/2026

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Jeff 🏳️‍🌈🥌 @nobody1300.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

300 IQ play, which I guess is why he got into Harvard

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Grinda 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @grindagoat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

(disappointed girl with a pursuit kink voice) oh that's what a chaser is

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Jeff 🏳️‍🌈🥌 @nobody1300.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I went to the Ace hardware and they told me to look in the cock aisle What a disappointment

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Ernest Luckman @ernieluckman.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.

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Jeff 🏳️‍🌈🥌 @nobody1300.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

*guy at a Handel+Haydn Society concert* I'm getting a lot of handel and/or Haydn from this piece

The stage at Boston symphony Hall with the handel+Haydn Society on stage

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NPS Cambot @nps-cambot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Little Brewster - Boston Light Looking West, Boston Harbor Islands National Recreation Area #NPS #NationalParkService #BostonHarborIslands

Camera looking west from Boston Light on Little Brewster Island. View looks toward downtown Boston in the distance, with several islands including Great Brewster and Georges Island in the midground.

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Emmy Cumslutress @coyotegirl.online · 02/10/2026

my most correct yet inconsequential take is that toy technology really peaked with the invention of the super soaker 50

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emma burnett @slashnburnett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Amirite tho

White text on yellow-orange ombré background that reads:
Don't let Al ruin your writing.
It's your writing.
Ruin it yourself.

Amirite

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

A little known fact about the CARS universe, is that post-World War 2 many Volkswagens, BMWs and Mercedes fled to Cargentina to avoid the Nuremberg Time Trials

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 03/09/2024

the three genders

three squeeze bottles of sauce labeled
special, Halloween & Mild

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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/10/2026

“Every guy knows what it’s like to walk around with a load in his slacks, but you don’t have to anymore with these stylish pants you can just tear off and drop in the toilet.” — Sean Riley, CEO

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Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis

CHICAGO—Touting them as the clean and fashionable solution to a common messy situation, personal-cleansing brand Dude Wipes announced Thursday its new line of flushable khakis. “Every guy knows what i...

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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Baseball practice went well. The kids kept whining about “batting practice” and “shagging fly balls” but we stuck to the important stuff: poring over spreadsheets detailing the latest baseball analytics trends.

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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

meep meep

Trolley problem but the roadrunner is on the track. When the coyote pulls the lever, the streetcar lurches sideways off the track and flattens him instead.

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

"check out this nasty thing I found on X" no and you should go set a timer for 10 minutes and look at a tree until your phone beeps

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Jeff 🏳️‍🌈🥌 @nobody1300.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Welcome to bluesky, today we're cancelling the onion for not being truthful

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 01/10/2026

if you think about it, winning via a direct connection to the divine father of all creation through His appointed emissary on Earth is a much more egregious cheating scandal than banging on trash cans

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 30/09/2026

don't bother addressing a congregation unless you're in the baroque creature pulpit

Baroque pulpit ca. 1750, rebuilt 1856, Parish church in Dobroszów.

a fanciful scaled sculpture where the serpents open mouth serves as the pulpit

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

this works best if you read the caption in elizabeth holmes's voice

the liberty biberty puppet looking at nathan fielder saying, "why would i liberty biberty you?"

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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 30/09/2026

non-euclidean contrapposto

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Robby Kalland @rkalland.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

i would punt liberty biberty into the harbor i can tell you that much

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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Omigod, this is the most heartwarming story possible! Backpack (bear 89) is the son of the 2019 winner of Fat Bear Week, Holly (bear 435). In 2007, he injured his foot & a practice of riding on momma's Holly's back had a new meaning: he was mobility-restricted while it healed. So Holly moved him.

From DISCVR blog's Facebook page, a momma bear & a yearling cub on her back in the shallow water. I think the background has been swapped out, and I can't rule out some AI use there? God, Facebook has become the social media for AI slop : (

The title of the article, which I link below, is "How Bear 89 earned the name Backpack"

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