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NobleTurtle

@nobleturtle.bsky.social
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US Army veteran, former Intelligence Analyst, fuck Donald Trump

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Kate from Kharkiv @kateinkharkiv.bsky.social · 14h
So Ukrainians are now monsters. What's next, they will sanction us? help Russia bomb Ukraine?
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 19h
Trump wants the US to fund Putin’s evil regime.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 15h
To recap: Drag Shows ❌ Miss Rachel ❌ Books ❌ Public executions ✅
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NobleTurtle @nobleturtle.bsky.social · 15h
see everyone has their marching orders now
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Resist Trump 🤬 🤦🏽‍♂️🇺🇸 💜💙💪🏽 @resist-trumps-rule.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
😂Brilliant
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Patric Reynolds @patricjreynolds.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yeah, a convicted rapist would say that.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Zelenskyy says Trump has betrayed Ukraine.
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NobleTurtle @nobleturtle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Liar Liar Jim Carrey
ALT: Liar Liar Jim Carrey
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City of Minneapolis @minneapolismn.gov · 09/10/2026
Today, and every day, we stand with the Somali community.
The marquee at Cedar Culture Center with the message "We love our Somali neighbors" written out.
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Odin @odin.eurosky.social · 09/10/2026
How much ammunition does an ICE agent really need in his every day work? Is he in an active war zone?
Screenshot from an IG post by shooter.914 containing his tactical vest with big POLICE FEDERAL AGENT branding, too many magazines of ammunition and an energy drink.
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 08/10/2026
All these guys spent all this effort to get "fuck you" money and can't even bring themselves, even once, to use it to say "fuck you" to Trump. Pathetic.
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Bryant @bryantwebster.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He's a Wander Franco reference away from hitting the trifecta.
Aaron Rupar

@atrupar.com

Trump: "Charlie Hustle --he maybe gambled. Today you're allowed to gamble on games!

How about that? Bad timing."

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@atrupar.com

Trump: "Tonight I'm announcing that Roger Clemens is being given the single highest award along with the Medal of Honor"

5:47 PM - Oct 7, 2026
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 08/10/2026
It’s really remarkable to me that 10 years into this people feel compelled to “clarify” Trump’s homicidal and often genocidal fantasies. It is deranged for the president to daydream about American cities in states he hates getting blown up. Full stop.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Susan Collins’ accomplishments: ~ Sponsored ad • Paid for by bribes for Susan Collins ~
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“I can do whatever I want” says the guy who denies dozens of sexual assault allegations.
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NobleTurtle @nobleturtle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thets mstt Olson you stupid bitch lol
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NobleTurtle @nobleturtle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
pete hegseth is a fucking traitor so is the fat orange traitor he answers to
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
Jack Smith: "Our investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in serious crimes against our nation ... rather than accept his defeat in the 2020 election, he engaged in a criminal scheme to overturn the results and prevent the lawful transfer of power"
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Dante Atkins @danteatkins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Republican closing argument: "we crashed the economy to start an unending war, re-elect us please"
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A 'peace' of Ukraine.
A black-and-white political cartoon featuring four minimalist stick figures arranged horizontally against a plain white background, illustrating a critique of foreign perspectives on the Russia-Ukraine war.
From left to right, the scene unfolds as follows:
• The Aggressor (Far Left): A stick figure facing right holds a detailed grey assault rifle directly at the next figure's face. A grenade and a knife hang from its waist. A rectangular Russian flag (horizontal stripes of white, blue, and red) is pasted across its upper chest. A speech bubble above its head reads in bold black text: "I will destroy you and take all your land."
• The Victim (Center-Left): A stick figure stands defenseless, leaning backward with its hands raised in a gesture of retreat or surrender. A rectangular Ukrainian flag (horizontal blue and yellow stripes) is pasted across its chest. It looks at the armed figure with a sad, worried expression.
• The First Detractor (Center-Right): A stick figure faces left, pointing an angry finger at the Ukrainian figure. It wears a bright red baseball cap with the letters "MAGA" in white. Its mouth is wide open in a yell.
• The Second Detractor (Far Right): A stick figure stands closely behind the MAGA figure, also facing left with a stern, angry glare. It is drawn with a red torso and wears a grey, Soviet-style ushanka winter hat featuring a small red star emblem on the front.
A joint speech bubble originates from both the MAGA and Soviet-hatted figures, pointing directly at the Ukrainian figure. It reads in bold black text: "Ukraine, why don't you want peace? Make peace with Russia!"
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Adam Keiper @adamkeiper.com · 28/09/2026
"These MAGA weddings are Mos Eisley cantinas for counterintelligence." –@michaeldweiss.bsky.social
Screenshot of a quote-tweet by @michaeldweiss dated 27 Sep 2026. The original tweet is from "Sigal Chattah" (@Chattah4Nevada), and reads "Love is in the air [two heart emojis] Congrats [champagne emoji] to our amazing @AlinaHabba & @turhanmildoin [three emojis showing the Hamsa, a blue hand with an eye in it]." That text appears above a picture showing Kash Patel, Alina Habba, and others at a wedding ceremony. In his quote-tweet, Michael Weiss writes: "Why, that’s Ali Abdelaziz is on the far left. Manages a lot of Russian, Belarusian and Chechen MMA fighters including Khamzat Chimaev, who is close to Kadyrov. Abdelaziz was an FBI informant until the Bureau dropped him because they suspected he was a double agent. Looks like Ka$h (far right) has forgiven and forgotten. These MAGA weddings are Mos Eisley cantinas for counterintelligence."
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
RepubliKKKans Are Bad For America, Vote Accordingly.......💙
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The Shadow Over Innschwartz ✨🦑✨ @benschwartz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You can always tell when a Republican gets a new billionaire sponsor who has a single, very, very specific issue they would like the American people to hear about.
The image is a tweet from Sen. Tommy Tuberville that reads:  "Democrats are the party of Radical Islam, illegal aliens, and furry pilots. Lord help us."
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Randi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is a picture of c-nts who keep warning us about communism.
state dinner photo shows Melania, Musk, President of China, his wife, and other cunts.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
holy shit lmao
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 25/09/2026
Q: Mr Sununu, would you have voted for a war powers resolution in the Senate? JOHN SUNUNU:🚶🚶🚶 Q: Would you admit that Trump’s war was a bad decision, or are you just going to do everything that Trump tells you to do? JOHN SUNUNU:🚶🚶🚶
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NobleTurtle @nobleturtle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
dudes a fucking dunce
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NobleTurtle @nobleturtle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
corrupt mother fuckers
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Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The White Sox have to retire Munetaka Murakami's number immediately. This is the greatest interview of all time.
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Murakami loving his first clubhouse celebration 😂
YouTube video by Bleacher Report
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Tiffany⸆⸉ @tiffanyclay.dev · 18/09/2026
“If you’re a US citizen you have no reason to fear” – Markwayne Mullin, responding to a video of a teenage US citizen being repeatedly punched in the face by ICE.
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ceej @ceej.online · 18/09/2026
Mulder looking at a drawing of big titty Bigfoot
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Josh @joshmallow.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Interesting that they don’t apply “we’re not smart enough to regulate this” to, for example, abortion.
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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker. 
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Omg. WTF is Happening? @lalahaenzy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Go on Ireland!! 🇮🇪 😂🤣😂🤣 #Pinks
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is spectacular, folks. We live in a moment in American history when the president and his administration are so racist and dumb that a toy company has to put out a statement saying: "OUR GIANT ROBOT THAT TURNS INTO A TRUCK DENOUNCES RACISM AND HAS NO CONNECTION TO THE CURRENT PRESIDENT."
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Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Wild wild stuff.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11/09/2026
Trump: "Please right your right hand. I pledge to the greatest president in the history of the United States. That loves us so much he can't even breath. That I will go out with my family, my friends, I'll do it any way - I don't care if I'm registered or not, I'm going to try to cheat like hell..."
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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i don't think there would be this many charlie kirk memes if the antiwoke crowd and kirk himself didn't make dominating virtually every marginalized group their core identity & then the admin + msm demanded reverence & fealty after the guy who said "school shootings are a price i'm willing to pay to preserve 2a" was killed in the 46th school shooting in 2025. we live in a violent country led by hypocritical monsters.
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The withheld Epstein files almost certainly answer that question
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Bill Kuchman @billkuchman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The United States government: We’re all in on crypto. Also the United States government: You can’t trust crypto.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 06/09/2026
they don’t even try to hide the fact that this is not about women’s sports this is about crushing anyone who doesn’t conform to their particular view of gender and what they actually want is to never see the wnba or its fandom ever again
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NobleTurtle @nobleturtle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
peter cullen now? fuck man
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Ted didn’t notice the name of the account who posted this Dolly clip he retweeted until it was much too late. He finally deleted it after he was made aware.
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Easily one of hardest images of the 21st century. Instantly iconic.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/08/2026
Ontario Premier Doug Ford on Trump: "I have a real estate on my ass, so he has a lot of room to kiss my ass"
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Anu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Sean, you're the Transportation Sec. Patch a pothole and stay out of foreign policy.
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musicianapolis @generalmusician.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Uncanny Spider-Man #2 replaced with Spider-Man about to punch someone.
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