Bryant @bryantwebster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"How many drinks have you had?" "I can't remember!" "How many more will you have?" "A lot more!" Thank you, Fernando. 030
Reposted by BryantPetco Park z @stfu.dad · 01/10/2026Matt Shaw hasn't seen a bullet like that si 0113
Reposted by BryantƧƎЯᗡAꟼ FAN @maseinurface.bsky.social · 01/10/2026TOSSED SALAS AND SCRAMBLED EGGS 2132
Bryant @bryantwebster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Jfc it takes five seconds to research how hard Musgrove currently throws. 100
Bryant @bryantwebster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Ramon De Jesus, I respect you...but make these calls with a little bit more urgency *please*. 020
Bryant @bryantwebster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The unfortunate combo of Xander having no timing and France being 5'10" finally works against the Padres. 150
Bryant @bryantwebster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Didn't expect this team to make the playoffs, so no expectations. This is all gravy. (I'm going to walk into the ocean if they lose.) 050
Bryant @bryantwebster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Hosmer talks about the Padres as if he's reading about them for the first time off the teleprompter. Which...yeah. Checks out. 262
Bryant @bryantwebster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I know ERA isn't the best measurement of talent, but not one of the five Rockies pitchers who've faced the Diamondbacks today have an ERA under 5. 210
Bryant @bryantwebster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Note to Padres pitchers for 2027 and beyond: learn to throw a put away pitch. Good god. 120
Bryant @bryantwebster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Ray's approach of rearing back to get a 94 MPH heater that catches too much of the zone does not appear to be a great way of missing bats. 010
Bryant @bryantwebster.bsky.social · 20/09/2026After he turns 21, Salas drinks for free here forever. 130
Bryant @bryantwebster.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Putting this on record for the first time in human history: Coors Field is good, actually. 010
Reposted by BryantGrant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026don't scroll too fast out there, kids. you'll miss important fantasy baseball updates and possibly get very confused. 291300108
Bryant @bryantwebster.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I feel like it's going to be a problem - maybe in the next couple weeks, maybe the playoffs - that the career reliever turned manager still has an awful feel for his all-time great bullpen. 040
Bryant @bryantwebster.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Look, I know they're the home team and they're gonna get some love...but we're going on three innings of glazing the Giants. At some point it just gets embarrassing. 111
Reposted by BryantEric Stephen @ericstephen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I hope there's a sign for folks dropping off people at the airport that says "D.PARTON" 24802140
Bryant @bryantwebster.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Manny trying to give his team a spark by bleaching his hair is giving big Joe Maddon vibes. www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/joe...cbssports.comJoe Maddon reportedly got a mohawk to 'awaken the team' right before the Angels fired himMaddon was fired last week during a lengthy losing streak 211
Bryant @bryantwebster.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I mean this as no disrespect...it's great that Campy clearly doesn't give a fuck that Salas is up. What a game. 170
Bryant @bryantwebster.bsky.social · 02/09/2026The newest and saddest "Hey! Want To Feel Old As Shit?!" just dropped. 2143
Bryant @bryantwebster.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Not saying either were bad deals because, man, that rotation was thin, but it's incredible how bad Ray & Mize have been as Padres. Since the deadline, 127 SPs have logged 20+ IP. Before today, both were in the Bottom 10 with a -0.2 fWAR If things stand, Mize's current -0.4 fWAR would be the worst. 020
Bryant @bryantwebster.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Just spent a weekend camping on Catalina, this Salas news doesn't affect me at all. 100
Bryant @bryantwebster.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I know it's *technically* true, but Don saying the Padres put four balls in play last inning as some sort of positive against Skenes loses a bit of meaning when one of those balls was a sacrifice bunt. 110
Bryant @bryantwebster.bsky.social · 25/08/2026From this, to a desperation challenge on a clear full swing to end the game. The dumbest game I've watched this year. 181
Bryant @bryantwebster.bsky.social · 25/08/2026The only reason this is still a game is because both managers are brain dead and can't stop bunting. 020
Bryant @bryantwebster.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Thing that bugs me the most about this team is, upon seeing Ray was out for a 3rd time through the lineup, I didn't get through saying "can't believe he's still in" before he gave up a go-ahead HR. I need to feel like the manager has access to shit I didn't think after 10 seconds of research. 040
Bryant @bryantwebster.bsky.social · 21/08/2026New album release warrants a Westside Cowboy appreciation post. tidal.com/album/552250...tidal.comWestside Cowboy - It Goes OnListen to It Goes On on TIDAL 100
Reposted by BryantSpiteful Matt @realmfresh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Person who has seen 100 movies: The best movie ever made is Citizen Kane Person who has seen 1000 movies: The best movie ever made is 8 1/2 Person who has seen 10,000 movies: The best movie ever made is Crank 2: High Voltage 1024453751
Bryant @bryantwebster.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I once saw a Cybertruck a few blocks from my house that had the same The Dark Knight stylized Joker laugh printed on every door panel and tailgate. Same (rancid) vibes. 030
Bryant @bryantwebster.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Not just incredibly dumb sends, but both runners looked like crash test dummies in the process. 10/10. No notes. 010
Reposted by Bryantjanice v - division series edition @jdvalenzuela.bsky.social · 18/08/2026someone said OPEN THIS FUCKING PIT 1192
