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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
surprise surprise he’s a climate change denier and doesn’t seem to understand basic reality futurism.com/artificial-i...
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You Know That Anthropic Employee Who Quit Citing Risks to Humankind? These Strongly Appear to Be His Bizarre Old Tweets
Old tweets that appear to belong to former Anthropic employee Jacob Coxon have resurfaced, and they contain questionable assertions.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
*through a mouthful of road salt* WHUGH???
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MZS.Press @mzspress.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is really incredibly stated. And factually correct! Our cities **"are holding the people that the rest of the country failed to love and take care of"**
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Jay Kuo @nycjayjay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is a community note for the ages.
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noahlz @noahlz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is some "The Empire will bring order to the Galaxy" Emperor Palpatine level shit
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J. Emory Parker 🏳️‍🌈 @jaspar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Meta muse saying why would I deceive you?
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 26/09/2026
Well I can’t say I like that one bit
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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 25/09/2026
[image of saw gerrera]

People who become right wing because they get annoyed by leftists are weak willed, most leftists are annoyed by leftists every single day.
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Dr Abeba Birhane @abeba.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
over the past few weeks several AI evaluation/cybersecurity experts have explained how what's happening is a result of human incompetence rather than "AI going rogue". I'm begging the media to show a shred of journalistic integrity and stop parroting what altman or amodei say
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noahlz @noahlz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is pretty great IMG_0001 random forgotten YouTube video uploads walzr.com/IMG_0001/ (Via randomdailyurls.com)
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Same people who seem to think it’s bad for China to beat us at AI are perfectly fine with China beating us at high speed rail, solar energy, wind energy, shall we go on
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 18/09/2026
This is the greatest news report I have ever seen.
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noahlz @noahlz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
*Alex Jones Gif*
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 16/09/2026
Just once, just absolutely once, I would like someone to ask Trump on camera how he thinks international trade works. Like, maybe, do an experiment with monopoly money and toy cars. "Ok, Donald, let's pretend I'm Canada and you're the US."
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The president is just such a stupid asshole. I know we try to ascribe motives to this guy but he’s at the end of the day, when the story is written, just a dumdum idiot with a tiny brain that don’t work so good.
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noahlz @noahlz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
China: *assists is looking our troops* Trump: "All in good fun / shit happens" Canada: *hurts Trump's fee fees* Trump: 🔥🤬🤬🤬🔥
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Out of respect for the victims and the office of the presidency, we will never print photos of Donald Trump sleeping through the 9/11 memorial, or mention that it happened.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years later and The Onion’s ParentCorner 9/11 explainer from immediately after the attack is a better understanding of the threat environment than the one produced by the U.S. government.
An Onion article titled “Talking to your child about the WTC attack,” which is filled with real good info.
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noahlz @noahlz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This fucking guy
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's kind of crazy that the right wanted to turn Charlie Kirk into their Reichstag Fire, but instead they accidentally turned him into their Harambe
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Hey everybody. On the 25-year anniversary, we're reprinting the much revered 9/11 edition of The Onion and sending that free to every member this month. It's been 25 long years. Look back in anger.
The front page of The Onion's September edition from September 2001 featuring the headline "U.S. Vows to Defeat Whoever It Is We're At War With."
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’d like to see ol’ Donny Trump wriggle out of THIS one…
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noahlz @noahlz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Trying to bribe the entire country. Huh.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a horseshoe crab watches as a variety of prehistoric creatures swim towards an ethereal light. An ammonite calls back to the crab, “come on, horseshoe crab! We’re all evolving!” Panel 2: the horseshoe crab stays in position and replies, “nahh that’s crazy” Panel 3: the horseshoe crab is superimposed in front of a future premonition: a rather miserable-looking human slouched in the glow of a desktop computer. The horshoe crab swims away and says, “good luck tho”
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noahlz @noahlz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Few things today make me involuntarily gasp. Then this:
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Alex Says Stuff @alexsaysstuff.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
French people in 1830:
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
post by leyawn

jester, roast this peasant child for saying i have no clothes on. more vulgar, jester. use the forbidden words
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Brian Honan @brianhonan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Happy Skynet day to all those who celebrate
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noahlz @noahlz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Honestly, at this point you start to think that deliberate food contamination (including the latest "mystery meat" imports from abroad) is some kind of Curtis Yarvin "increase lower class death rates" plot
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noahlz @noahlz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Trump take guacamole
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ChriSCREAMa Stephens (🐯🏈💜💛) @christinastephens.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The year is 2027. The only foods that are safe to eat are Pop Tarts, Velveeta cheese and ramen noodles. The only phone calls you get are spam calls offering you loans for random amounts. All of the bodies of water are named after cartoon characters. Gas is $11 a gallon.
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Mike Headley (He/Him) @mikeheadley.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
What no I'm not crying you're crying Yes I'm absolutely crying reading this about Peter Cullen because. You know. Optimus Prime stood for something - even something as simple as "do good, protect people." But those simplest things *matter*. And his performance elevated it.
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Billy MacDee @bmcdev.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Garfield looking at a picture of Garfield with a red circle and a line through it with the text "Huh. I wonder who that's for."
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 26/08/2026
Just saw Facebook antivaxxers speculating that 80-year-old Dolly Parton’s death was hastened by the COVID vaccine she helped fund the development of and received—half a decade ago—and am thinking about how the past decade spent catering to these people has been nothing but a waste of time.
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Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I think this is how Gods are born
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
genuinely cannot imagine anything like this ever happening again.
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Democratic Socialists of America extends our deepest condolences to the family, friends, and fans of Dolly Parton, a hero of the working-class and an inspiration to us all.Donald J. Trump
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Very sad to report that Dolly Parton, one of the greatest Country singers, and far beyond, EVER, has just passed away. This is a true loss for millions of people. There has never been anyone like her, and never will. In her honor, I am lowering the American flag throughout the United States for a one week period beginning tonight at 6:00PM. Rest in Peace, Dolly! The World loves you. President DONALD J. TRUMP
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It's ME(Jaime) @exceedhergrasp1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One of the more obscure facts I remember about Dolly Parton is this: just like Star Trek would not exist without Lucille Ball, Buffy would not exist without Dolly Parton. She was a silent producer of the movie and show. That's why Buffy Summers has the same birthday as Dolly: January 19.
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noahlz @noahlz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Just published Lindsey Ellis video: "Yes, Dolly was actually that great" youtu.be/uJuKN0chAZk?...
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Yes, Dolly was Actually That Great
YouTube video by Lindsay Ellis
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noahlz @noahlz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My favorite Dolly Parton story is that she tried to enter a Dolly Parton drag contest, but didn't win youtu.be/H3U7txa_tCQ?...
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Dolly Parton Does A Bad Dolly Parton Impersonation
YouTube video by Harry Connick, Jr.
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Hunter Dunn @hunterisntdunn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP to Dolly Parton.


 No Kings, Only the Queen of Country
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Rob Pilkington @robpilk.com · 20/08/2026
thor: we will have words with thee, doom! mf doom: i used to cop a lot, but never copped no drop thor: you — wait what mf doom: average emcees is like a tv blooper, mf doom he's like db cooper capt marvel: ...is that a magic spell or mf doom: doritos cheetos and fritos
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Ben Abrahamse @babrahamse.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
the roadsign: Warning Pavement Grooves Ahead hits different if you're an indy rock fan
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Tweet from Josh Denny
@JoshDenny
I’ll be 43 in a week. I’ve been mostly single for the past 18 months, and I’m just now realizing that my intelligence has ALWAYS been THE biggest issue in my relationships.

Not getting old, or fat; Not having professional failures. 

Look at dating site blurbs. No woman EVER lists high IQ or intelligence in their “wants” section.

Women actually DESPISE men of high intelligence.

It is their single greatest insecurity.Tweet from Josh Denny @joshdenny
Just emailed @chipotletweets. Thanks for ruining our day. Burrito bowl in the bag sideways=ruined $400 jeans.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
What if we kissed at the—
90s news Screen grab states: liberty university gay sex command center
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Wabi Sabi For Costco Frankenstein Heads @wabisabi4robots.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Werner Herzog with a word balloon
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social • 26d
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no offense but i'm not doing homework for this fuckass movie. Imfao
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noahlz @noahlz.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
No way
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