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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 01/10/2026
# BANNED AND RESTRICTED ANNOUNCEMENT / 09/30/2026 One-card spread: The Ten of Swords is *banned* The Nine of cups is *banned* Another season of pro tarot league is almost upon us. While most formats are thriving, in the fast and degenerate world of one-card we're seeing concerning metagame data,
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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fortify potions temporarily increase attributes and abilities. Fortify potions include: fortify strength, fortify intelligence, fortify willpower, fortify agility, fortify speed, fortify personality, fortify luck, fortify health, fortify spell points, fortify fatigue, and fortify endurance.
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That's a buffalo wildwings now, the gears place. And the place to the left was a wework but that closed and is a vape store now
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neal @nightcapneal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the relaxing contortionist
cat laying next to me with leg behind head
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ugnh!
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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Girls whispering and laughing: He didn’t know oceans are now battlefields
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いわひば @iwahiba.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
ぷよぷよ
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neal @nightcapneal.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
i don't know what i'm doing but i was inspired because i love reanimation and i love the cadaver synod
a cutout of jean-paul laurens painting of The Cadaver Synod, where a pope's corpse was exhumed and put on trial, with the text of the magic the gathering card Exhume on it
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neal @nightcapneal.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
what IS nougat
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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
You don't look so good. Well done!
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Though controversial, Super Mario Kinslayer has rocketed to the top of the revenue charts, proving that Kinslaying is here to stay—in Mario's World, and our own.
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Cabramso @cabramso.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
catching up on @rangedtouch.bsky.social 's lord of the year and this stupid 0.5 second joke has been inhabiting my brain for days.
a digital illustration riffing on the "de-bimbofication" meme format, titled "the bilbo-fication of thranduil". depicts the tall, slender and glowing elf king thranduil stumbling across the redbook of westmarch, reading it, and transforming over five drawings into the short, round hobbit bilbo.
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Jaron @veritonsils.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I don't know who needs to hear this but the new Klipy gif search in discord so abysmally god awful
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水泥小猫 @depravedstar.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
Blind Arbiters.
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 23/07/2026
modern popular culture continues to just be throwaway 30 Rock gags from 20 years ago
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Corey Brickley Art @velvetundergrad.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Vengeful 1 . 2026, Clip Studio Paint & Cinema4D Artwork for the Litpins & Co collectors' edition of Vengeful, written by V.E. Schwab
Portrait of Sydney, a young woman with a blonde bob wearing a bomber jacket, super-imposed over a dramatic art deco cityscape arranged in a V shape.
In front of her is a raven, disentigrating into loose bones and feathers. 
Below the portrait is Victor, screaming and unleashing supernatural powers as the ground cracks beneath him. 
Weaving throughout the composition are glowing threads whirling through the various elements.
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jay Dragon 🔜 Metatopia @jdragsky.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
"cheesesteak" is a beautiful name for a baby girl
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Evangeline Gallagher @egallagher.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
this is my “cellar door”
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Brendan Cave @brendancave.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
My piece for the @thescenicroutezine.bsky.social Please consider buying a copy at the link below🙏 thescenicroutezine.bigcartel.com
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neal @nightcapneal.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
she caught me
cat looking at the camera with one eye covered
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Gary @coolgarydotnet.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
watching my friend play ffx
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jenny >:) @miinipah.net · 07/06/2026
I hate how much this video has poisoned my vocabulary I keep saying "last night was a painting" and making up new variations on it
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neal @nightcapneal.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
my cat probably knows all my treat puzzle patterns by now. she's probably thinking, left middle left again neal? fuck you
cat taking treat out of a sushi treat puzzle
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REAL TALES OF DUNDER-MIFFLIN @dunder-jetson.vrunt.social · 19/06/2026
TONY: he thought God the creator and God the father was two different guys? ANGELA: pretty much MICHAEL: thats oversimplifying TONY: elucidate then MICHAEL: im tired all of a sudden ANGELA: he always pretends to be tired when we ask about the marcionite church MICHAEL: no i really am tired this time
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gil lawson @gil-lawson.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Ready, set, be of use. goblinAmerica is out in Early Access on Steam now. store.steampowered.com/app/1944040/...
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demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
all this talk about DISCLOSURE DAY and no one's discussed the weird way he ties it into E.T. at the end?
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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Ungh!
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neal @nightcapneal.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Huge news. Limited time pickled red onions at wawa
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Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Some relatable jokes
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
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neal @nightcapneal.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
someone could get the wrong idea from this
there will be blood in 5 mins notification
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benjcorp.bsky.social @benjcorp.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Made a free little game about going to the bar
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neal @nightcapneal.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
how am i supposed to wait until friday when everyone is saying how good mina the hollower is today
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rita hatesville @ritatreats.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
reuploading maybe my favourite video in the fucking world
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
(piloting my mech near the grocery store where the plum juice i like is 5/$5) oh i should get plum juice
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
skeleton offering cookies to a capybara
painting of a skeleton burning in the flames of hell, but super friendly offering cookies to a capybara with a little backpack
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Ben @cinemashoebox.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
[airily, to the butler, martini in one hand] just save it to the desktop
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winter @winterk.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
If you're looking around the table and every other guy's a fox or a hen then you're the sack of grain
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neal @nightcapneal.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
managed to get my phone before she unstealthed
cat stealth under box
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neal @nightcapneal.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
managed to get my phone before she unstealthed
cat stealth under box
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
“Hero" by artist Stuart Dunkel
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
okay
Wookieepedia page for Darth Gravid, a human male using he/him pronouns
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 22/04/2026
staying in a fancy hotel for a few days is nice but nothing hits like returning to your shitty little apartment where all your garbage ass crap is
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cmrn knzlmn @ckunzelman.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
me when im making the hobbit
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neal @nightcapneal.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
well. speed racer in imax rocked. and also i'd never seen it before and it rocked
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§𝔢𝔳𝔦 🌀 @hypnochurch.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
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Jake @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
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neal @nightcapneal.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
every friend group has the
a sadist with power over electricity
the master of the mind-warping cerebro-shells
a smooth-talker with powerful legs
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