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Niels Grotum

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 3h
when you think it’s home time but there’s still 40 minutes to go
A gravestone in the ground with the words WTF 1620 carved into it.
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Neville Morley @nevillemorley.eurosky.social · 3h
On robots, cats, slaves and nakedness. thesphinxblog.com/2026/10/16/c...
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Close To You
One of the foundational texts of my early studies in ancient history – one of these days it might be interesting to think about which of the things I read as an undergraduate had the biggest …
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Marta Zboralska @martazb.bsky.social · 6h
This is good www.history.ac.uk/fellowships-...
Fellowships and Bursaries will be available to historians who:
• have recently been made redundant or taken voluntary severance from a post within a UK university;
• or whose fixed term contract has not been renewed;
• or have been unable to secure permanent work in history since being awarded their PhD (the PhD must have been awarded between 3lst January 2024 and 3lst
January 2027);
• have a right to work in the UK that extends for the duration of the fellowship;
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Jim Unwin @jimunwin.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Found a folder of oil rigs. Not sure what I was researching?
an oil rig. It is standing on really high, broad legs. Moving through what appears to a fjordAn oil rig. It looks like a block of flats. It is isolated in the middle of a dark grey stormy seaA jackup boat, its upper portion is lost in mistAn oil rig. It is grey and yellow and rises out of the sea on a single central  leg.
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Evan @evansmithhist.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Today I found out that Umberto Eco crafted a version of this meme in the 1980s…
Beware the
alibi of photocopies ! Photocopies are indis-
pensable instruments. They allow you to keep with you a text you have already read in the library, and to take home a text you have not read yet. But a set of photocopies can become an alibi. A student makes hundreds of pages of photocopies and takes them home, and the manual labor he exercises in doing so gives him the impression that he possesses the work. Owning the photocopies exempts the student from actually reading them. This sort of vertigo of accumulation, a neocapitalism of information, happens to many. Defend yourself from this trap: as soon as you have the photocopy, read it and annotate it immediately. If you are not in a great hurry, do not photocopy something new before you own (that is, before you have read and annotated) the previous set of photocopies. There are many things that I do not know because I photocopied a text and then relaxed as if I had read it.
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Niels Grotum @ngrotum.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Delicious.
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Niels Grotum @ngrotum.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
If it bleeds, we can kill it.
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Niels Grotum @ngrotum.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
We've finally built Vault-Tec, from the video game series Don't Build Vault-Tec.
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The Hellenic Society @hellenicsociety.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
'Where to start with: Anne Carson' 🏺 www.theguardian.com/books/2026/o...
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Where to start with: Anne Carson
From essays on sexual jealousy to retellings of classical Greek tragedies, here’s a guide to the Nobel prize winning writer’s catalogue of work
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Lilly Wachowski @lillywachowski.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
missed National Coming Out Day. but came across this screenshot of the mass email i sent 12 years ago!
mass email from me when i transitioned. the body of the email reads-
"about 15 years ago i sent out a mass email stating that i had used the Troy Aikman quarterback rating system to decide that the right choice was to switch email providers from Aol to Comcast. using the same system i'm pleased to announce that the Troy Aikman quarterback ratings system has given me the clarity to go ahead and switch genders.
i'm available to anyone by phone that would like to crunch the numbers. thanks eveyrbody and sorry for the mass email! and thanks Troy Aikman!"
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Curtis Dozier @curtisdozier.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
My latest for Salon, on Rubio's speech in Greece last week. With ongoing ICE violence, Hegseth calling for a public execution, $6/gal diesel, and embrace of AI nobody is falling for it anymore
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Jourdan Rodrigue @jourdanrodrigue.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
There were many NFL Week 5 standouts, from touchdowns to sacks. But you can argue that Jaguars holder Logan Cooke had the most elite individual performance of them all. From London, the unsung heroes that totally swung a game took me inside every incredible detail: www.nytimes.com/athletic/768...
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The inside story of how unsung heroes flipped a Week 5 NFL game on its head (Gift Article)
A former pitcher, a soccer dreamer and a fill-in snapper collaborated on some special teams magic for the Jaguars.
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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
A haunted house where every room has several colleagues to whom you owe work, or email responses
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
PROPOSAL: PervSpex should, while recording, blare out 'ATTENTION: [USER'S FULL NAME] IS FILMING YOU' and then list the user's search history, loudly. If I'm apparently not allowed privacy in public, neither are you, Sweaty Ron
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Niels Grotum @ngrotum.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Don't call it a name-drop He's studied for years
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Evan Torner @guyintheblackhat.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Adult life is like "Having friends and hobbies prevents you from getting lonely, experiencing health problems, and developing dementia," and then adult life does absolutely everything it can to prevent you from having friends and hobbies.
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Niels Grotum @ngrotum.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
engaging with the kids voice: This is just like what happens when you have orthe doxa without true episteme. You'll still get where you want to go, even if you can't quite explain how it happened.
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Niels Grotum @ngrotum.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What are some planets that should trade for Marvin Harrison Jr.? Does Mars need wide receiver depth?
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Jonas Holm Jæger @jonasholmjaeger.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Check it, nerds. Recent find of late stage Maglemosian (8400 BP) antler axe with preserved wooden handle from Egholm, Northern Jutland. Fantastic to see that we still have conditions in Denmark for such fantastic organic preservation. Because it probably won’t be long before we don’t.
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Rebecca McCarthy - Game Writing & Narrative🔜 MCM Comic Con @rebeccamwrites.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dressmaker is a masterpiece.
I made a Garfield Dress
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John Warner @biblioracle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Well-sourced, eye-opening (but in hindsight, unsurprising) piece from Adam. The main use of AI by publishers appears to be publicity/marketing. I would like to explain why this is a bad use from the perspective of someone who gets pitched dozens of books a week for coverage.
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Shane Glackin @eltorosolo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
McGill are bigging her up after closing her department. Clownshow all round.
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SoulMuppet Publishing @soulmuppet.co.uk · 09/10/2026
Our love letter to Epic poetry and ancient Greek mythology, Atrapos, has fully funded on Kickstarter! Huge thanks for all your support & if you haven't checked out this #TTRPG of doomed heroes, vengeful gods and perilous journeys home... nows the time! www.kickstarter.com/projects/sou...
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Atrapos: A Roleplaying Game of Odyssey
A doomed mythic fantasy roleplaying game of defying fate in an epic world of Gods and heroes.
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 27/02/2025
mike ditka used to have a branded resort in kissimmee florida and there were lots of staged photos of mike ditka hanging out in it. i will post a bunch of them now. sorry for hte low resolution these are from like 2008
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Isabel Köster @iotasubscript.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What?! And this was looking like a good day! (Translation into classics: that’s the club Routledge and, journal-wise, Symbolae Osloenses are in)
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Niels Grotum @ngrotum.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I guess Santa came early.
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Niels Grotum @ngrotum.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I just saw that the guillotine league I got bounced from this week had Shipley going for $177 on waivers (CMC went for $455). In this economy.
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kc green @kcg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the lexicon of comicana by mort walker is THE text
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Niels Grotum @ngrotum.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's fun to charter an accountant And sail the wide accountancy To find, explore The funds off shore And skirt the shoals of bankruptcy It can be manly in insurance We'll up your premiums semi-annually It's all tax-deductible We're fairly incorruptible Yes, we're sailing on the wide accountancy
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Monty Python: Crimson Permanent Assurance Defenestration
Alt: The Raiders of Crimson Permanent Assurance making an executive walk the plank.
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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Currently at the bathroom at NYCC having the worst shit of my life and someone outside of my stall says "Erica Henderson is here" and it takes me a few seconds to realize they mean the con and not the toilet
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Niels Grotum @ngrotum.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Even if you don't enjoy Carson's work (not everyone does, that's fine, people like different things), I think we can all appreciate this: Some airtime for another version of antiquity than the ones Hegseths and Rubios of the world are pushing. Western values are being sad or horny or sad and horny.
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Rebecca Colesworthy @rcolesworthy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
IT’S STEAL A LITTLE TIME FROM THE BOSS TO READ ANNE CARSON DAY
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Niels Grotum @ngrotum.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Here's something I didn't know: "Texts of critical editions are not subject to copyright protection under French law, as they do not constitute an expression of the editor’s personality" From which one can conclude that French judges do not spend much time hanging around with philologists.
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Sven-Erik Volberg @volberg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Balkans this week: Kosovo 🇽🇰 elected first Catholic President Serbia 🇷🇸 got first Lesbian President Bosnia 🇧🇦 elected 3 Presidents (2 female) Albanian 🇦🇱 capital Tirana's mayor will run the city as an Al avatar from prison
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Peter Huestis @peterhuestis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Max Beckmann is not generally regarded as being a barrel of laffs, but his 1947 drawing of a soldier and a prostitute is so hilarious and gets funnier and funnier the longer you look at it:
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Once again, the Nobel prizes have been given to a bunch of nerds while all the recent advances that jocks have made in football go unrecognised 😞
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The Amityville Jordan (1979) @jackal27.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
TIL that the opening of Onimusha 3 was directed by Takashi Yamazaki, director of Godzilla: Minus One! Sadly, nearly every upload of it is a stretched, GenAI abomination. So, I ripped and painstakingly upscaled what I consider the greatest video game cinematic ever from its 2007 PC release! Enjoy!
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Matthew Scarborough 𓏎 @mattitiahu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is now downloadable for free on the Faculty of Classics website.
classics.cam.ac.uk
A Practical Reader for Euripides' Ion | Faculty of Classics
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Tom Elliott @paregorios.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm running another round of "Getting Started" training in November for the Pleiades gazetteer of ancient places. Details below. Please boost for visibility!
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Niels Grotum @ngrotum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well sure, you can't injure the same ankle twice. Heraclitus could've told you that, and he knew ball.
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dominos meme
First domino: Tsar Nicholas losing the Russo-Japanese war
Last Domino: His Grandniece being handcuffed to DJ Fat Tony on Channel 4
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Mike Cook @mtrc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Every AI/HCI paper I review now just sounds like this.
Research [25] shows that people [26] enjoy the feeling of winning games [3,5,19]. Enjoying things can lead to longer life expectancy [2], higher economic productivity [9,22,33-40,302] and improve mental health [9]. Yet many games still include losing players [67,4]. A recent study showed that less than half of the players in a Chess [1] match win on average [42]. We have developed an LLM-driven co-creative [66], user-led [11], mixed-initiative [80] assistant for Chess [2], through which players can redefine the rules of Chess [3] using generative AI prompting such that they are the winner of Chess [4]. A study (n=3) showed that 100\% of people felt better, healthier and more self-actualised after using our tool, showing that this may be the way forward for games and human culture more broadly in the future.
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Tobias Wilson-Bates @phdhurtbrain.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What if educational spaces worked to become one of the few places in life our students are not constantly surveilled under constant threat conditions?
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Niels Grotum @ngrotum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The title defense in my guillotine fantasy league collapsed in ignomious defeat last night, so now I need to find something else to get riled up about on Sundays. Might be time to get into drugs, or religion. Or maybe model trains.
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Niels Grotum @ngrotum.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Kincaid looking at his second 0/0 in as many weeks is not great news for my guillotine league.
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o faquir da dor @tropigotico.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Logeion Greek-Latin @logeiongklat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Today in terrible remixes (throw in a bit of bigotry, make money?). The 'author' calls this an auditable translation. Sorry, we all have better things to do, but I couldn't keep this indignation to myself.. Yours for $27.99 at Amazon.
Hypothesis: picks the first parse that Perseus throws out. Wrong on 2, 5, 12. Check how 'almost' for ὀλίγου does turn up in the translation. Translation so wildly bad (willfully bad?) that it almost seems they did it themselves. But I'm glad we're showing our work when misplacing and mistranslating ὑπ᾽ αὐτῶν and later δεινοῦ. author bio. this book can be yours for the low low price of $27.99.I really have no further comment, but beclowning yourself like this? Sigh. I considered the possibility that this is all an AI agent for a moment, but it's so much worse than AI can already do..
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Liv Mariah Yarrow (pronounced "leave") @profyarrow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🐒⌨️🐒⌨️🐒⌨️🐒⌨️🐒⌨️🐒⌨️🐒⌨️🐒⌨️ (Cic. ND 2.93)
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Niels Grotum @ngrotum.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No monkeys were harmed in the making of this hypothetical.
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Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I saw a bar called "Uncle Tom's" and wondered why it was called that. I discovered so much more. My favorite story yet for Fresnoland Food: fresnoland.org/2026/10/02/f... @fresnoland.bsky.social
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Fresno's historic dive bar, Uncle Tom's, and why it's called that
Uncle Tom's is a century-old Fresno institution with a long history and a name that's worth explaining.
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