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Mr. Walters

@nerfect.bsky.social
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Artist, toymaker, pug enthusiast, and professional mammal. My Etsy shop: nerfectartnovelties.etsy.com

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Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 11h
“Computer says no.”
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Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 11h
Onto the pencil pyre for St. Ticonderoga’s feast.
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Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 14h
Awww dang! Angie, sure zinged ya.
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Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 14h
I highly recommend the Criterion box set of his best films. They’re a real treat.
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Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 14h
It’ll be fixed yesterday.
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Lisa Carey @msleedy.bsky.social · 23h
Genuinely concerned about what's happening to the space-time continuum in this toilet.
A toilet door with a sign saying "Temporally Out Of Order"
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Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 14h
Please feel free to “recommend” any professionals I should consider in the comments below.👇
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Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 14h
I’m putting together a crew for a Halloween heist. I’m hiring the best experts from social media costume ads…
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Starfleet Design 🖍🖖 @starfleetdesign.bsky.social · 23h
“Mind if I do a J?”
The Dude from 'The Big Lebowski' making himself comfortable on Picard's ready room sofa.
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Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 22h
“The Bell Jar Ghost” is today’s prompt courtesy of the #Fantasmicalloweem2026 list.
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Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If I’m understanding the fiction of those toilet paper commercials right, in the world of talking bears, one of them is an influencer who reviews toilet paper.
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Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
An aside, I was once exhibiting in an artist alley and my neighbor, an artist that drew versions of Stitch as different pop culture characters. It also turned out that he did storyboards for that film.
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Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I was pretty unsettled after watching it. I’m glad I watched it, there were some great things about it, but it’s a hard film to recommend to anyone you don’t know well.
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Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Where were we? Oh yes, “necromancer” from the #tolktober2026 list.
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Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Isn’t it about time we got a horseless headman?
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Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Day 2, “Vampire” prompted by the ol’ #mabsdrawlloweenclub
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Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Today’s #DrawlloweenMixTape prompt was “ghosts” from the #Stinktober2026 list.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Three panel comic. An upset young woman sits at an outdoor cafe table. She says earnestly to her boyfriend, “it’s like you don’t even listen to me anymore…” Panel 2: Her boyfriend, sitting across from her at the table, is making a strained, distracted expression. He says, “babe, I’m sorry— I just—“ Panel 3: he continues, “there is something so insane behind you right now. Behind his annoyed-looking girlfriend, there is a monkey in sunglasses and a backwards cap sitting side-saddle on a parked motorbike.
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Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Don’t ever change.
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Raven: You Nasty!
ALT: Raven: You Nasty!
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Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Get Senator Kennedy on the line, I’ve got this Brooklyn Bridge I’m trying to sell.
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Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is “mind boggling” a euphemism for “well derr?”
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Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m not sure why I’m so amused to learn that there were multiple Pope Sylvesters.
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Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Now I’m hearing Fran Drescher alarmed and reporting that she’s loosing annular confinement.
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Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Drawlloween is a truly creative smorgasbord!
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Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This year I’m doing things a little differently when it comes to Drawlloween. Rather than choose a single list of prompts, I’m pulling my favorites from an assortment of lists. . #drawlloweenmixtape #drawlloween
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 30,1957
P1- FRITZI IS IN THE LIVING ROOM READING, WHEN SHE HEARS THE FRONT DOOR OPEN 
FRITZI: IS THAT YOU NANCY?
NANCY: YES
P2- FRITZI: DID YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME AT IRMA'S PARTY ?
NANCY: WONDERFUL 
P3- FRITZI IS SHOCKED TO SEE NANCY BEING CARRIED INTO THE LIVING ROOM BY IRMA AND ROLLO
NANCY LOOKS VERY NAUSEATED 
NANCY:I’VE NEVER BEEN SO SICK IN MY LIFE 
NANCY OVERDID IT AT IRMA’S PARTY
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Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It was a trying day shooting a few pick-ups for an upcoming instructional video.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
IT’S WOIMSDAY AGAIN
WOIMSDAY 
NANCY MEETS SLUGGO DOWNTOWN 

HE HAS JUST GOT PAID AT THE BAIT SHOP WHERE HE WORKS 

NANCY IS TRULY SURPRISED ABOUT HIS PAY

SLUGGO:THEY PAY ME IN WOIMS

SLUGGO IS HOLDING A TIN CAN FILLED WITH WOIMS (WORMS
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Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Eric Schmitt, this you?
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Homer Simpson's First Day in Real Life
ALT: Homer Simpson's First Day in Real Life
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Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love that this clip is everywhere today. I imagine it will be in this dingus’ comments no matter what he posts for the rest of his life.
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Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(The theme from Curb Your Enthusiasm plays)
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Science Friday @scifri.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The world’s smallest pacemaker is smaller than a grain of rice, can dissolve in the body, and is our #PictureOfTheWeek. Image credit: John A. Rogers/Northwestern University
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 29/09/2026
The ICE agent who shot Araujo in a Houston is named GREGORY FEATHERS. Make sure everyone knows.
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Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Minus One is a great film, not just a great Godzilla movie. Far from a simple retelling of the original film’s story, it’s a thoughtful reflection on life after the war in Japan.
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 28/09/2026
To the people complaining these sex abuse cases have created a world where men now have to think 10 times before they touch a woman. Yes, that's the point. It's called consent. Welcome to human decency.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know Rahm Emanuel. I worked with him for years in the Clinton administration, and then when he was Obama’s chief of staff. Rahm Emanuel represents everything that’s been wrong about the Democratic Party for the last 30+ years. Be warned. robertreich.substack.com/p/the-rahm…
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Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dude! I was just remembering the Franco-Prussian War!
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Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wow! That’s wild!
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Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh it was so much fun! I’m already thinking about what I’d like to make for next year. I remembered the Chōchin obake yokai while at the event, and I’m tempted to build one.
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Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is so looptid
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Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You know this is AI because Dumpy is taking a full stride towards them.
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Earl Grey Screams Club @earlgreymemes.club · 26/09/2026
curated meme by unknown author using the "Are You Going to Sleep?" webcomic made by Hanna Hillam; first panel, a brain with wide eyes asks a sleeping person: "are you going to sleep?"; second panel, the person replies: "Yes, now shut up"; third panel, the brain says: "Do the Gowron eyes with me"; fourth panel, the person now has wide Gowron eyes
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Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What?! To the caftan district!
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Angry Mob with Torches
ALT: Angry Mob with Torches
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Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just got back from the Second Annual Berwyn Lantern Parade in Proksa Park, which was absolutely magical. It was great to see all the creative lanterns and be amongst community and being apart of the parade.
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Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If you haven’t seen “9 to 5” or haven’t seen it in a while, I highly recommend putting it on one day after work. It addresses a lot of issues that we sadly still deal with and the cast puts on some great performances.
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Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Also any opportunity to see three different fantasy sequences involving Dabny Coleman being hunted makes for good cinema in my book. . I had forgotten a lot of it, and it was great to witness my wife astounded by increasingly wilder turns the film takes. 🧵
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Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Watching it as an adult, I would definitely agree with anyone thinking that it would be a strange film to like as a kid. It seemed to be in heavy rotation when my family first got cable, and as entertaining a film it is to an adult it does have a lot of slapstickish parts.🧵
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Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So the internet declared September 25 Dolly Parton Day because in the U.S. that date is abbreviated 9/25 or “9 to 5.” Coincidently, we watched that film the night before. My wife hadn’t seen it, but it was a particular favorite of mine from when I was a kid. 🧵
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Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The alternative is that they wait until they’re in your ear to make that sound, like someone revving the engine of their muscle car. . Either option, I admire their confidence. I wish I was that confident.
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Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nature is wonderful. We occasionally have these tiny flying insects that find their way into our house. They silently fly around, but will occasionally fly right into your ear with a startling buzz sound. I assume it’s loud because of the architecture of your ear and that they’re right in your ear.🧵
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