Reposted by Neil AitkenDropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Yoda: marijuana? Yoda’s girlfriend: oh my god yes! we’re gonna have such an amazing wedding— Yoda: *long drag* fucked up I have 12637128
Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 29/08/2026The fascism comes with frogurt. That's good. The frogurt contains potassium benzoate. ... That's bad. 010
Reposted by Neil Aitken2 Left Thumbs @2leftthumbs.bsky.social · 17/08/2026☄️ VOID PACHINKO is OUT NOW 🌀 - Build your own pachinko with powerful pins + balls - Rotate the barrier to capture balls and earn points - Invest in a vast skill tree for even stronger combos - Uncover a small narrative as you progress through 5 levels of time and space 291
Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 08/08/2026@ironnestgame.bsky.social I've just started playing Iron Nest and the vibes are immaculate, you've absolutely nailed the aesthetic and atmosphere. Looking forward to doing more murder maths. 000
Reposted by Neil AitkenChiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 24/07/2026Chiitan loves all genders 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 Because I myself have no gender. Even now, transgender people are carrying deep anxiety— yet I believe they have the right to freely love the ones they desire, and to live together with their true soul. 7961651568
Reposted by Neil AitkenCallum May @callummay.co.uk · 23/06/2026"Purchases from a high-end cookware brand were among the red flags which alerted police to Peter Murrell’s long-running embezzlement of the SNP’s funds." [runs in panting] INSPECTOR LE CREUSET 1445776
Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 10/05/2026It is also Nekobasu's 1st birthday today, here he is in his typical sleepy pose. 040
Reposted by Neil AitkenFlintlock. Why do all these nerds follow me? I'm not a nerd. @flintlock.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy But here's my labyrinth I stole your baby 123186
Reposted by Neil AitkenThe Kinsie @thekinsie.com · 13/02/2026Unreal Tournament 2004 is now available for free. ...well, I mean, you probably could've grabbed a GOG offline installer out the back of a truck earlier, but NOW it's Official/Legally Free and has the in-development community patch packed in for ongoing support. www.oldunreal.com/downloads/ut... 3323661153
Reposted by Neil AitkenWalaber @walaber.com · 16/01/2026Officially announcing my next game, and it's about: ...driving a 4x4 in a Furniture Store 🤣 (physics-based precision driving in a mini open world mega furniture store) Please help spread the word and ☆WISHLIST ON STEAM☆ s.team/a/4135570 17703224
Reposted by Neil AitkenMr. Ryan. @misterryan.bsky.social · 01/11/2025the horseless head man 101557439
Reposted by Neil AitkenGlennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 11/10/2025"Hey handsome. Why not come over to my place and eat the fried breadcrumbs I'm covered in?" she said, croquettishly. 930557
Reposted by Neil Aitkenit's Halloween name charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 12/09/2025oh my god someone slashed our tire 71721514
Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 04/09/2025What if the real Silksong was all of the steam store errors we made along the way? 020
Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 31/08/2025Trump won't see all of your posts celebrating his inevitable demise, but somebody will probably tell him, and that's very funny. 000
Reposted by Neil AitkennixCraft @cyberciti.biz · 15/08/2025OpenReplay is an open-source session replay suite you can host yourself, that lets you see what users do on your web app, helping you troubleshoot issues faster. github.com/openreplay/o...github.comGitHub - openreplay/openreplay: Session replay, cobrowsing and product analytics you can self-host. Ideal for reproducing issues and iterating on your product.Session replay, cobrowsing and product analytics you can self-host. Ideal for reproducing issues and iterating on your product. - openreplay/openreplay 0485
Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 14/06/2025In the 90s we had some small talk with Debbie McGee (Paul Daniels' wife) in the Uxbridge Pavilions shopping centre. We didn't recognise her until my dad came in from the car park and said he'd just met Paul Daniels at the pay and display machine. 000
Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 31/05/2025Guess we can add being completely off your tits during meetings to the list of trashy things that are apparently fine if you're rich enough. 010
Reposted by Neil AitkenJosephine Riesman @josie.zone · 29/05/2024🎶MY LOVE FOR YOU LIKE CYBERTRUCK BERSERRRRKER MORE WHITE PEOPLE NEED TO FUCK BERSERRRRKER 56927165
Reposted by Neil AitkenSteve Saylor @stevesaylor.net · 23/04/2025This is HUGE NEWS!!! Valve has announced that they will include accessibility tags for games on Steam so disabled players can find games that are accessible! The tags are close to ESA's Accessibility Games Initiative, but not quite, and could be confusing down the road. youtu.be/-t0Vc20w0Vkyoutu.beFinally! Steam Adds Accessibility Tags! (But Why Are There Two Systems?!) 🤔YouTube video by Steve Saylor 011329
Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 21/04/2025Could somebody livestream a lettuce next to pictures of Trump and Vance? We might then be rid of these cunts by the end of May. 000
Reposted by Neil AitkenTwlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Liz Truss: *kills queen* JD Vance: Hold my communion wine 11666158
Reposted by Neil AitkenMark @worgztheowl.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Papal Killer qu'est ce que c'est, bah bah bah bah bah bah bah 23512
Reposted by Neil AitkenRandy Potemkin @wisco-disco.bsky.social · 19/04/2025If it doesn't take place in the Nuremberg region of Germany it's just a sparkling military tribunal 1181
Reposted by Neil AitkenRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 19/04/2025Nuremberg? I hardly know 'em berg 1564528
Reposted by Neil AitkenSebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 16/03/2025The hottest part of the body is the peri perineum 0214
Reposted by Neil AitkenSam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 15/03/2025this is still so funny to me 90101732201
Reposted by Neil Aitkenkaranormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 01/06/2024🎶 you know the day destroys the night night divides the day tried to run tried to hide BREAK ON THROUGH TO THE 452368615
Reposted by Neil AitkenEthan Kocak @ethankocak.com · 29/12/2024“Oh you guys pride yourselves on your fancy cuisine? Well here, you fucks, here’s a Bánh mì. It is better than anything you’ve ever made and we used your own bread against you.” 1497
Reposted by Neil AitkenTom Neenan @tpneenan.bsky.social · 25/12/2024me: you boy what day is it today? boy: nonces shout out of the window day. me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there. 1955281122
Reposted by Neil AitkenBrad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 18/12/2024your tired, your poor (in health) 101123361687
Reposted by Neil AitkenShardsOfBlue @shardsofblue.com · 12/12/2024Plenty of articles have been written summarizing Rowling's many, many transphobic remarks and actions. In my post I wanted to go a step farther and address the common excuses people make for supporting the franchise in spite of that. I hope y'all find it useful.shardsofblue.medium.comSo someone told you supporting Harry Potter is anti-transSo, someone told you that supporting Harry Potter is anti-trans, and you either asked for more information or decided to argue about it… 1323542
Reposted by Neil AitkenThe Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 02/12/2024ho boy 439530
