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Neil Aitken

@neilaitken.me
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London based Backend developer, general purpose nerd, He / Him

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Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 21/09/2026
Simpsons "Stupid Sexy Flanders" meme, but for Bugs Bunny.
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Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 22/08/2026
Screenshot from the Simpsons.
Mayor Quimby sat at a table with Fat Tony
"Rats? I'm outraged! You promised me dog or higher"
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Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 24/07/2026
Oh Nintendo doesn't do sexy? Explain this pure filth.
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Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 18/07/2026
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Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 11/07/2026
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Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 14/06/2026
Stupid sexy cheese blind meme.
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Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 10/05/2026
It is also Nekobasu's 1st birthday today, here he is in his typical sleepy pose.
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Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 05/04/2026
Death Machine mentioned!
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Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 07/03/2026
Fine, but you have to take care of my orange son after I'm gone.
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Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 12/02/2026
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Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 13/11/2025
William Shatner on fire when attempting to deep fry a turkey.
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Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 12/09/2025
Garage? Well la di da Mr Frenchman. I just call him the 5 car-hole c**t
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Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 07/08/2025
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Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 06/08/2025
Of course you'll never be as good as Socrates, just look at this dude.
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Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 31/07/2025
Devs yearn for the farm.
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Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 30/05/2025
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Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 29/05/2025
Gotta give them an ocular patdown.
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Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 27/04/2025
Right? Look at all of these people trying to look cool by ignoring the people next to them.
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Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 29/03/2025
English people in this thread.
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Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 05/03/2025
And they were right to do so, the state of this guy.
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Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 12/02/2025
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Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 29/01/2025
#OpenAI #DeepSeek
Homer Simpson with head replaced with OpenAI logo "They stole all of our data"
Marge Simpson: "You steal all the time"
Homer: "But when I do it it's cute"
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Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 08/01/2025
Why have a cat if you don't post it on social media? Everyone should regularly share their cats. like this.
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Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 14/12/2024
Maidenless quote from Elden Ring's White Mask Varre, with the US state department logo pasted over his head.
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Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 14/12/2024
Cathulhu enjoying her new cup noodle bed.
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Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 10/12/2024
Health insurance CEOs looking out of the car window.
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Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 06/12/2024
There are stories that speak of a
A picture of a restaurant named Dumpling's Legend
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Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 01/12/2024
#GreggWallace
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Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 02/11/2024
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Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 12/09/2024
Is your son Ron Swanson?
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Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 11/09/2024
The NYT's idea of undecided voters.
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Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 31/08/2024
A tory would never do such a thing, oh wait.
Michael Gove, former secretary of state, probably off his tits on coke in an Aberdeen nightclub.
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Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 28/08/2024
Sigourney Weaver at the Venice Film Festival, inspired perhaps by #KimJongUnTrouserWatch?
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Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 06/08/2024
We've all been there.
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Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 10/07/2024
If this plane goes down, so does half the world's internet infrastructure.
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Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 10/07/2024
Game devs looking at Unity devs.
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Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 26/06/2024
Sometimes they do, and the results are exactly what you'd expect.
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Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 23/06/2024
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Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 14/06/2024
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Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 10/05/2024
Shocked to discover this does not in fact denote a tiny helipad.
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Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 23/04/2024
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Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 16/04/2024
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Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 29/02/2024
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Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 27/10/2023
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Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 16/10/2023
Men only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting.
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Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 15/10/2023
It's a hard life.
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