Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 10/05/2026It is also Nekobasu's 1st birthday today, here he is in his typical sleepy pose. 040
Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 07/03/2026Fine, but you have to take care of my orange son after I'm gone. 150
Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 12/09/2025Garage? Well la di da Mr Frenchman. I just call him the 5 car-hole c**t 010
Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 06/08/2025Of course you'll never be as good as Socrates, just look at this dude. 080
Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 27/04/2025Right? Look at all of these people trying to look cool by ignoring the people next to them. 000
Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 08/01/2025Why have a cat if you don't post it on social media? Everyone should regularly share their cats. like this. 3501
Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 28/08/2024Sigourney Weaver at the Venice Film Festival, inspired perhaps by #KimJongUnTrouserWatch? 020
Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 10/07/2024If this plane goes down, so does half the world's internet infrastructure. 040
Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 26/06/2024Sometimes they do, and the results are exactly what you'd expect. 000
Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 10/05/2024Shocked to discover this does not in fact denote a tiny helipad. 040