Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 09/10/2026S club, gonna show you how, to seize the means of production. 000
Reposted by Neil AitkenDropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Yoda: marijuana? Yoda’s girlfriend: oh my god yes! we’re gonna have such an amazing wedding— Yoda: *long drag* fucked up I have 12637128
Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 08/10/2026I hope the dog has also experienced the front seat of a DLR train. 070
Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 07/10/2026People were considering giving him money? There are so many great games, you never need to support shitheads. 040
Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 01/10/2026It's a missed opportunity if they don't make a robotic trebuchet. 051
Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 21/09/2026The advert is for the lizards, in case you try to evict them. 020
Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 21/09/2026Chuck Jones: I hope this awakens a love of classical music in people * The internet happens * Chuck Jones: Oh no! 150
Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 21/09/2026The kitchen saves the best snacks for 3am and you know it. 010
Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 21/09/2026That's fine, if they put ads in I'll just alter my subscription status to cancelled. 000
Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 11/09/2026It's almost impressive how awful they've made everything in windows. 011
Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 09/09/2026The food pipe, next to the breathy pipe. It's all part of the necky bit. 110
Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 29/08/2026The fascism comes with frogurt. That's good. The frogurt contains potassium benzoate. ... That's bad. 010
Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 24/08/2026It conflicts with him wanting to be scheduled for any future work. 090
Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 24/08/2026Beautiful and underrated game, with a few poor design decisions. 110
Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 24/08/2026Nextdoor if you want to know exactly how racist some of the locals are. 010
Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 22/08/2026A quick airstrike on wall street should do it. Maybe he could use some of the UK stationed planes to take out the London square mile while he's at it. 000
Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 18/08/2026I told my partner this joke and she just left the room, good work Casey. 021
Reposted by Neil Aitken2 Left Thumbs @2leftthumbs.bsky.social · 17/08/2026☄️ VOID PACHINKO is OUT NOW 🌀 - Build your own pachinko with powerful pins + balls - Rotate the barrier to capture balls and earn points - Invest in a vast skill tree for even stronger combos - Uncover a small narrative as you progress through 5 levels of time and space 291
Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 17/08/2026It's great that we live in a country where all public discourse is controlled by a handful of racist old white men, very normal. 020
Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 17/08/2026It is also acceptable to make a little hat out of their fur and put it on their head. 000
Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 12/08/2026Claims to love animals, yet produces the worst cartoon about cats ever made, curious. 010
Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 08/08/2026@ironnestgame.bsky.social I've just started playing Iron Nest and the vibes are immaculate, you've absolutely nailed the aesthetic and atmosphere. Looking forward to doing more murder maths. 000
Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 28/07/2026"Mamdani is a class traitor for reducing egg prices and lowering farmer's profits, he's literally stealing food from the farmer's children" 011
Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 27/07/2026Damnit supergiant.static.klipy.comJesse Pinkman Cries: They Can't Keep Getting Away With ThisALT: Jesse Pinkman Cries: They Can't Keep Getting Away With This 010
Reposted by Neil AitkenChiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 24/07/2026Chiitan loves all genders 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 Because I myself have no gender. Even now, transgender people are carrying deep anxiety— yet I believe they have the right to freely love the ones they desire, and to live together with their true soul. 7961651568
Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 20/07/2026Sure boss, I'll setup the post hog SDK. The words of a madman. 000
Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 20/07/2026Right? We use it at work and I'm like "Am I going crazy? Is nobody else seeing this?" 100
Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 17/07/2026My mate Paul binged melange, now he lives in a big fish tank. 040
Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 11/07/2026The year is 2030, AI Mitch has taken control of the world's nuclear arsenal. He will nuke the planet if a person of colour is elected president. 010
Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 10/07/2026One of the reasons I stopped watching have I got news form you, they'll platform the absolute worst people in British politics as if they're just fun characters. 1101
Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 08/07/2026Surely there are exemptions for cultural / religious dress? 000
Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 06/07/2026Pickled herring slaps. Though that may be my Scottish blood talking. 010
