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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026
“This is a huge scheme, maybe the biggest, most illegal scheme anybody has ever seen.” — Donald Trump
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Trump Drops Bombshell Evidence Biden Actively Campaigned Against Him
WASHINGTON—During an address to the nation Tuesday in which he claimed to have obtained definitive proof that the election was stolen, President Donald Trump presented bombshell evidence showing his o...
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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Meta Muse appears to read your Apple messages and upload them to the cloud even if you explicitly tell it not to: appleinsider.com/articles/26/...
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Rick McKee @rmckee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Johnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 16/09/2026
AHAHHA! For those of you that touch the tender flesh of another rather than computer: OAuth is a way to handle access to a resource WITHOUT providing a password. The idea is to let the user approve X to request their information from Y without sharing their Y login credentials. Why is this funny?
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
instead of simply calling someone "cowardly" or "having no balls," consider:
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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"More than anything, what stood out to me about the process of photographing these devices was geography: they exist at the boundaries of rich neighborhoods like Piedmont to track who enters; they exist embedded in poor neighborhoods to track the people who live there. Place exposes their purpose."
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cara esten hurtle
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Dr. Liz: Life in the Aftertimes @lgkatzphd.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
If Hitchcock made films today.
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The Sentinel in Aurora @sentinelcolorado.com · 01/09/2026
'This crossed the line from a gathering of young people into a police matter because of the behavior and criminal conduct of some of those involved' — Chief Todd Chamberlain sentinelcolorado.com/0trending/au... #AuroraCO #TeenTakeover #NoPaywall
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Aurora police investigate 'teen takeover' at Hoffman Heights shopping center - Sentinel Colorado
"This crossed the line from a gathering of young people into a police matter because of the behavior and criminal conduct of some of those involved," — Chief Todd Chamberlain
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Jolene absolutely shitting herself right now.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title above the first two panels reads, "Dog Toys".
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a bone shaped dog toy. She says, "Look!"
The second panel shows a dog wagging its tail. There is a speech bubble leading back to Sarah saying "It squeaks!"
The title above the last two panels reads, "Cat Toys".
In panel three we see Sarah again. She says "Come, child."
Panel four shows a cat raising its paws in glee. We see Sarah's hands holding cat nip. We see a speech bubble leading back to Sarah saying "It is time to do drugs".
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Internet Archive @archive.org · 25/08/2026
We've been getting a lot of questions about how the Internet Archive digitizes books. The short answer: page by page, by hand. You may remember our viral 2021 video of Eliza Zhang scanning a book. That's still how we do it. Meet Eliza, and learn how we scan books: blog.archive.org/2021/02/09/m...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/08/2026
God Concerned By Q3 Circumcision Numbers theonion.com/god-concerned-by-q3-ci…
God Concerned By Q3 Circumcision Numbers
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Derf Backderf @derfbackderf.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
By Bruce MacKinnon.
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Ann Telnaes @anntelnaes.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Americans are paying for Trump's vanity projects anntelnaes.substack.com/p/americans-...
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
not to be confused with quesadilla
Ķ
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Not to be confused with Quesadilla.
Ķ (k-cedilla) is the 17th letter of the Latvian alphabet.
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Aj Rez 🗿 @aj.reznor.com · 09/08/2026
@deflock.org
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Dreadnought Holiday @dreadships.bsky.social · 08/08/2024
It's a big day for music fans today (8th August), as it marks the 20th anniversary of the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River incident. And if you think you can guess where this story is going, I assure you that you cannot. Spoiler: things rapidly went down the drain. And, er, didn't.
Dave Matthews pulling a bit of an awkward face. It's the best I could do.
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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Brak wanted to record a very special song for this…
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PizzaCake @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 03/08/2026
That said, let us take a moment to thank our Bluesky Trans and Furry Elders for freaking out Jack Dorsey so much he bolted and left us this nice social media playground, taking most of his crypto chuds with him. We thank you for your service.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/08/2026
Local Idiot To Post Comment On Internet theonion.com/local-idiot-to-post-co…
Local Idiot To Post Comment On Internet
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Dr. Faustus @necromancy.net · 02/08/2026
I love it.
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SHEMAN - Count Binface (Official Video) | Ebeneezer Goode Parody by Mr.C of The Shamen
YouTube video by Proton
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thedoodleabides.bsky.social @thedoodleabides.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
🎶 Oh where, oh where has evil Mitch McGone? Oh where, does this conspiracy peak? Proof~of~life~report? Covered up too long. Oh why, oh why can’t we see? #FearsAndJeersAppearsBeshear’sInArrears—DeadlineNears #McCorpseMcCover~Up art by Lalo Alcaraz @laloalcaraz.bsky.social
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Victor Marx says his retooling prayers work over the phone. I found video of Marx performing the ritual on a podcast. Minutes after Marx banished 11 demons from the co-host named Stacey, she cheerfully helped pitch his $99 spiritual warfare course. youtu.be/aPDXBg2c-8U
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In-depth look at the exorcisms performed by Republican gubernatorial candidate Victor Marx
YouTube video by Next 9NEWS
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chrisbritt.bsky.social @chrisbritt.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
BFFs #Trump #saudi #SaudiArabia #nukes #nuclearweapons #war
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/07/2026
Study: Majority Of Americans Would Benefit From Decreased Phone Use During Sex theonion.com/study-majority-of-amer…
Study: Majority Of Americans Would Benefit From Decreased Phone Use During Sex
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 21/07/2026
Report: Wild Raccoon Would Love to Be Adopted By You, If You Just Had the Courage To Make the First Move: tinyurl.com/4644prks
Raccoon by tree adorably looking up at camera
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David Waldman @kagrox.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Polling this race will be known as “taking a Barstool sample.”
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Matt Sebastian @mattsebastian.com · 15/07/2026
About a decade after he moved to the U.S. from Australia, Pat Oliphant joined The Denver Post in 1964 and won a Pulitzer Prize for editorial cartooning in 1967.
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Pat Oliphant, fearless political cartoonist who won a Pulitzer at The Denver Post, dies at 90
Pat Oliphant, an influential former Denver Post political cartoonist known for creating caricatures of U.S. and world leaders, died Monday. He was 90.
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Vicky the Labrat @vickythelabrat.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
"So let me get this straight, Mr Orbison. You drove all night, crept in her room, made love to her and *then* thought to ask 'is that alright'?"
Brenda Blethyn as Vera, asking if the accused knows about the concept of consent.
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 12/07/2026
not being able to use subs with a third party harness is why i stopped going to german night clubs
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billbramhall.bsky.social @billbramhall.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Cartoon
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Ward Q. Normal (he/him) @wardqnormal.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
In the future, everyone will talk to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes.
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
DS9 scene. Ezri Dax and Odo (🎶 Bucket's of fun🎶) are standing next to a table. Both are wearing clear safety glasses, and both are human looking though one has a slug worm thingy inside of her and the other is a shapeshifter guy with v smooth features. On the table is a round purple object being held up by some kind of holder-upper type thing. Closed caption reads, "Now, take a step back from the melon."
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Star Trek Deep Space Nine scene. Close up on Quark, a Ferengi guy with a smooth and domed head that kind of looks like a butt and huge exaggerated earlobes that connect like a unibrow across his forgead. He also has nose loaf that kind of looks like a pine cone.  He is pursing his mouth and doing a 'Jim from The Office' look to camera. Closed caption reads, "baseball, root beer, darts, atom bombs."
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Laura Martínez 🥑 @miblogestublog.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Mexico has already beaten England
a photo shows a delicious trio of tacos al pastora photo of what I think is a piece of toast topped with canned beans
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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
An AI-generated "news" slop site keeps making up EFF staffers and attributing made-up quotes to them in their stories: www.eff.org/deeplinks/20...
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‘News’ Site Keeps Hallucinating EFF Staffers
What do EFF staffers Sarah Chen, Javier Morales, Caitlin Chin, Emma Rodriguez, and Mikko Kopponen have in common? For one thing, they don’t exist. For another, all have been quoted as EFF experts in a...
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
more evidence detergent pods fundamentally break the way dishwashers are supposed to operate
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Glenn Fleishman @glennf.com · 26/06/2026
This is a printing-and-packaging story, not revenge! When stuff is printed by offset press, there’s a period called the make-ready when the press is brought up to speed, ink starts flowing, and the operators check the sheets. This can be 500 or more sheets! It can be used for packing or recycled.
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. In uniform Worf is standing in what looks like a cheap 1993 motel room. There's a tall fake plant to his left, and he's holding up an actual phone line telephone w/curly cord, like people used to use in the olden days. He's holding the receiver and turning around to speak to someone behind him. Closed caption reads, "There is a female voice asking if we want room service."
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John (repeat1968) Buss @johnbuss.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Someone has to point this out. The opening of the Obama Presidential Center is an experience and immersion of joy, hope, love and pride the 250th anniversary of our founding could have celebrated.
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United Farm Workers @ufw.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Colorado lawmakers praised farm workers, then stripped them of overtime pay equality. 1/2
Screen shot of the Colorado Sun

Colorado lawmakers praised farm workers, then stripped them of overtime pay equality
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Chris ßrinton @cjbrinton.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
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Pat Bagley @bagleycartoons.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
No pun intended, but my cartoon here has been doctored. I may agree with the sentiment expressed but don’t change a cartoonist’s work That’s a no-no.
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707Kat @707kat.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Give it up for KC Green @kcg.bsky.social the man behind 'this is fine', who just made an AI company take down his work. techcrunch.com/2026/05/31/t...
a dog in two frame with a tiny hat sitting in a room, surrounded by flames as he says "this is fine".

Famous illustration turned meme by KC Green
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Dr. Faustus @necromancy.net · 03/06/2026
Anyone want a hazard a guess on what this product is?
A clear liquid inside a plastic bottle shaped as a bear.  The bear bottle is the same as those commonly used to sell honey.  The label has a cute white unicorn with pink mane and tail.  The label says "Unicorn Oil" and "Mega 1k".
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Matt Sebastian @mattsebastian.com · 31/05/2026
Federal law requires people be given the chance to appeal when states try to claw back unemployment overpayments. Emails reviewed by @samtabachnik.bsky.social show Colorado leaders have known for years they’re supposed to, but still don't. Division head dismisses appeal process as "a kangaroo court"
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Colorado has known for years that it must allow appeals of unemployment overpayments. So why doesn’t it?
Colorado overpaid people nearly $100 million in unemployment benefits last year alone, and federal data shows the state has been largely unsuccessful in recouping that money.
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Pat Bagley @bagleycartoons.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
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Dr. Faustus @necromancy.net · 31/05/2026
Hustlin' the taxi around the dirt. Not a bad way to spend an afternoon.
A yellow taxi cab scheme painted Team Associated RC10B7D launches off a jump on a dirt track for R/C cars.  In the background, the driver's stand of MHOR R/C Raceway can be seen with the drivers racing their cars.
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