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Dr. Faustus

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I've got friends in low places.

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Dr. Faustus @necromancy.net · 07/10/2026
Only a left wing wacko eats organic compounds. Inorganic diets are the future!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026
“This is a huge scheme, maybe the biggest, most illegal scheme anybody has ever seen.” — Donald Trump
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Trump Drops Bombshell Evidence Biden Actively Campaigned Against Him
WASHINGTON—During an address to the nation Tuesday in which he claimed to have obtained definitive proof that the election was stolen, President Donald Trump presented bombshell evidence showing his o...
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Dr. Faustus @necromancy.net · 05/10/2026
Can we truly call them the "Greatest Generation" when they gave us the Boomers?
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Dr. Faustus @necromancy.net · 30/09/2026
Bender is in to some pretty weird stuff...
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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Meta Muse appears to read your Apple messages and upload them to the cloud even if you explicitly tell it not to: appleinsider.com/articles/26/...
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Dr. Faustus @necromancy.net · 25/09/2026
I put bluetooth in my 70s boombox. A LIPO battery too. Now I can blast the funk all day!
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Dr. Faustus @necromancy.net · 24/09/2026
When did they put this behind the counter with the real Sudafed?
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Dr. Faustus @necromancy.net · 24/09/2026
Nobody set a mood quite like Bootsy!
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Dr. Faustus @necromancy.net · 23/09/2026
One of my favorite podcasts went through Old English. Pronunciation and how to morphs through the years included. Be warned, at 190ish hour long episodes, it's just past Shakespeare. historyofenglishpodcast.com
historyofenglishpodcast.com
The History of English Podcast – The Spoken History of a Global Language
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Dr. Faustus @necromancy.net · 23/09/2026
There are no gifs of TI computers at all. Let alone the TI-99/4a.
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Dr. Faustus @necromancy.net · 19/09/2026
It's like a turd that sits on the lawn too long.
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Rick McKee @rmckee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Johnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 16/09/2026
AHAHHA! For those of you that touch the tender flesh of another rather than computer: OAuth is a way to handle access to a resource WITHOUT providing a password. The idea is to let the user approve X to request their information from Y without sharing their Y login credentials. Why is this funny?
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
instead of simply calling someone "cowardly" or "having no balls," consider:
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Dr. Faustus @necromancy.net · 15/09/2026
That's exactly how we got Victor Marx as a GOP Governor candidate in Colorado.
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Dr. Faustus @necromancy.net · 14/09/2026
When I was growing up, the kid next door that was always bigger, faster, and better at any athletic thing he tried ended up in the Olympics. Most people do not really run into elite athletes. They have no real sense of just how much better they are than their kid.
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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"More than anything, what stood out to me about the process of photographing these devices was geography: they exist at the boundaries of rich neighborhoods like Piedmont to track who enters; they exist embedded in poor neighborhoods to track the people who live there. Place exposes their purpose."
recordsofenemysurveillance.com
cara esten hurtle
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Dr. Faustus @necromancy.net · 13/09/2026
Someday, they'll beat the Jets at their own game.
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Dr. Faustus @necromancy.net · 08/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Coraline: Other Mother Offers Pink
Alt: Coraline: Other Mother Offers Pink
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Dr. Liz: Life in the Aftertimes @lgkatzphd.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
If Hitchcock made films today.
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Dr. Faustus @necromancy.net · 05/09/2026
I'm sure bystanders will come up with their own plans pretty promptly!
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Dr. Faustus @necromancy.net · 05/09/2026
I am actually pretty impressed with my automated vacuum/mop machine.
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The Sentinel in Aurora @sentinelcolorado.com · 01/09/2026
'This crossed the line from a gathering of young people into a police matter because of the behavior and criminal conduct of some of those involved' — Chief Todd Chamberlain sentinelcolorado.com/0trending/au... #AuroraCO #TeenTakeover #NoPaywall
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Aurora police investigate 'teen takeover' at Hoffman Heights shopping center - Sentinel Colorado
"This crossed the line from a gathering of young people into a police matter because of the behavior and criminal conduct of some of those involved," — Chief Todd Chamberlain
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Dr. Faustus @necromancy.net · 01/09/2026
Thankfully, he doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell of being elected.
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Dr. Faustus @necromancy.net · 30/08/2026
I helped my theater friend spec out a new laptop. She mentioned to me she needed a lot of space for her music collection. But when I got down to helping her move everything to the new device, I didn't have enough space. I did not know that many show tunes even existed! Had to upgrade it.
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Dr. Faustus @necromancy.net · 30/08/2026
That's just a digital backup of your legally purchased album.
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Jolene absolutely shitting herself right now.
Trending
1. Tropical Storm Dolly forms in Atlantic
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title above the first two panels reads, "Dog Toys".
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a bone shaped dog toy. She says, "Look!"
The second panel shows a dog wagging its tail. There is a speech bubble leading back to Sarah saying "It squeaks!"
The title above the last two panels reads, "Cat Toys".
In panel three we see Sarah again. She says "Come, child."
Panel four shows a cat raising its paws in glee. We see Sarah's hands holding cat nip. We see a speech bubble leading back to Sarah saying "It is time to do drugs".
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Dr. Faustus @necromancy.net · 26/08/2026
I will be out of town, unfortunately.
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Internet Archive @archive.org · 25/08/2026
We've been getting a lot of questions about how the Internet Archive digitizes books. The short answer: page by page, by hand. You may remember our viral 2021 video of Eliza Zhang scanning a book. That's still how we do it. Meet Eliza, and learn how we scan books: blog.archive.org/2021/02/09/m...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/08/2026
God Concerned By Q3 Circumcision Numbers theonion.com/god-concerned-by-q3-ci…
God Concerned By Q3 Circumcision Numbers
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Derf Backderf @derfbackderf.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
By Bruce MacKinnon.
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Dr. Faustus @necromancy.net · 21/08/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEMi...
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Josh White "Jesus Gonna Make Up My Dying Bed"
YouTube video by Angel Alda
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Ann Telnaes @anntelnaes.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Americans are paying for Trump's vanity projects anntelnaes.substack.com/p/americans-...
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Dr. Faustus @necromancy.net · 12/08/2026
At least Clark has corporate lawyers to support him.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
not to be confused with quesadilla
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From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Not to be confused with Quesadilla.
Ķ (k-cedilla) is the 17th letter of the Latvian alphabet.
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Aj Rez 🗿 @aj.reznor.com · 09/08/2026
@deflock.org
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Dreadnought Holiday @dreadships.bsky.social · 08/08/2024
It's a big day for music fans today (8th August), as it marks the 20th anniversary of the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River incident. And if you think you can guess where this story is going, I assure you that you cannot. Spoiler: things rapidly went down the drain. And, er, didn't.
Dave Matthews pulling a bit of an awkward face. It's the best I could do.
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Dr. Faustus @necromancy.net · 08/08/2026
I showed up to the VA with a box of donuts for the x-ray tech and nurses. I was there to work on their radiology computer system. They wouldn't accept them.
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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Brak wanted to record a very special song for this…
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Dr. Faustus @necromancy.net · 04/08/2026
Let me ask my man Mephistopheles. He's sure to help us out on this one.
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PizzaCake @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Dr. Faustus @necromancy.net · 04/08/2026
Is the devil not a Biblical character?
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Dr. Faustus @necromancy.net · 04/08/2026
I use my phone for timers all the time. I had it "forget" how to set a timer twice. I removed Gemini from my device after the second miss.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 03/08/2026
That said, let us take a moment to thank our Bluesky Trans and Furry Elders for freaking out Jack Dorsey so much he bolted and left us this nice social media playground, taking most of his crypto chuds with him. We thank you for your service.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/08/2026
Local Idiot To Post Comment On Internet theonion.com/local-idiot-to-post-co…
Local Idiot To Post Comment On Internet
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Dr. Faustus @necromancy.net · 03/08/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPsh...
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MY DAD OWNS A DEALERSHIP
YouTube video by D to da P
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Dr. Faustus @necromancy.net · 02/08/2026
What about miniature race cars...
A car stand holding three 1/10th scale radio controlled cars.  A Team Associated SC7 on top, an Associated B7 in the middle, and a Team Losi XXX BK-2 on the bottom.  The cars and the stand feature a yellow taxi livery.
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Dr. Faustus @necromancy.net · 02/08/2026
lockpickpros.com/blogs/news/l...
lockpickpros.com
Lock Picking Tools: 2026 Beginner's Guide to Locksport
Wondering what tools do I need to start lock picking? Our 2026 guide reveals the essential kit for beginners to earn their White Belt in locksport. Start today!
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Dr. Faustus @necromancy.net · 02/08/2026
I love it.
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SHEMAN - Count Binface (Official Video) | Ebeneezer Goode Parody by Mr.C of The Shamen
YouTube video by Proton
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