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I still haven't learned how to type on my phone with my thumbs, I refuse to do it, 🏳️‍⚧️ she/her

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Natalie @natalieruiz.bsky.social · 10h
Lots of folks have already shouted out E.T., so I will say that I had to leave the room when the Unsolved Mysteries theme song came on, it filled me with dread
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Fully Automated @fullyautomatedluxury.com · 03/10/2026
final panel shows nancy looking behind the bushes but the text from r crumbs "lookit that stupid ass-hole!" meme panel placed atop it so that nancy is looking in disgust at sluggo saying 
"I loathe ever person i see on the street! Lookit that stupid ass-hole!"
with text saying "normal guy" pointing at sluggo.
the whistling from the original panel has been removed and the whistling from the r crumb panel has been placed there instead.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
robert kraft screaming, crying, throwing up
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Costa Samaras @costasamaras.com · 03/10/2026
honestly love it on here on the weekend because everyone posts like they hear yakety sax playing
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I wrote about the broader political situation and stupid incentives that led to a Senator attempting to advance his political career by falsely accusing Jack Smith of attending a February Atlanta Hawks game in which Clint Capela put up a double-double. defector.com/jack-smith-e...
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Jack Smith Did Not Conspire Against Donald Trump While Watching Steph Curry Score 60 Points In An Overtime Loss To The Hawks | Defector
The most salient part of the accusation that Missouri Sen. Eric Schmitt lodged against former special prosecutor Jack Smith in a Senate hearing on Tuesday is that it was wrong. It was ecstatically and...
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Natalie @natalieruiz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I was picking apples like an autumnal jerk when I heard this news, the covid year was weird, wasn't it
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Bryan Murphy @bryanmurphy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It was a good idea 8 years ago, it's a better idea now www.mccoveychronicles.com/2018/8/1/176...
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Put Grant Brisbee in the broadcast booth
National broadcasters don’t like covering baseball, so why not put someone in there who does?
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Sydney Bauer @sydney-bauer.com · 01/10/2026
Someone should do a piece where they talk to an actual bookie about how sports betting lines used to be calculated and moved and then someone who understands the algorithmic nature of current sports betting apps to learn how spreads have changed significantly the last 5 years. I’m curious!
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 01/10/2026
Several weeks ago, Phil Tippett's legendary animation studio in Berkeley, CA closed. An anonymous hero noticed a folder of CDs. This turned out to be hundreds of unseen hi-res images and videos from Star Wars, Robocop, Jurassic Park, etc. ~90 isos for you to browse: archive.org/details/tipp...
A casual Star Wars alien fella at the cantina, in a sun faded, reddish photo. Someone will be mad at me for not knowing who this is. Phil, a balding Caucasian man, poses a model of the garthok, an antagonist from the Coneheads movie.Phil, a balding caucasian man, points at some CG on a CRT computer monitor, as a younger man looks on. The screen shows a model of a dinosaur attacking a jeep, while there's an actual physical model of that event in the foreground for reference.an isolated shot of a star wars vehicle. Sorry, I don't know star wars lol
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Sassafras @sasuga.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
God, you are so right
The photo of John Lennon walking funny, but with Swan Boy’s head on John and Cassie’s head on Yoko
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Natalie @natalieruiz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I for one like Sluggo's hat, I think it's dashing
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I got to tell Sam Alito to eat shit when I saw him at a Wawa at the Jersey Shore
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Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's that time. "I am the Night," oil and pencil on canvas, 2008
Child in a Philip Seymour Hoffman Halloween costume.
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Ken Plume @kenplume.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I want to illustrate the emotional range of THE MUPPET SHOW w/ a pair of bits from the same 3rd season episode, featuring guest Harry Belafonte - one of the absolute high water marks of the show. The first bit is a comic sketch built around a performance of “Day-O (The Banana Boat Song)”...
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Natalie @natalieruiz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
New Laika movie is going to be good, here's hoping it fixes my kid
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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it's time for playoff basebal
jack white looking upset at a cubs game
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Natalie @natalieruiz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Let's go Erik Miller (a pretty good Giant)
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Natalie @natalieruiz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The soundtrack to a house party I went to in high school that was my first time on internet, this was February or March 1994? Anyway this whole album rules
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 30/09/2026
GOAT OR BIRD????
This is even better than the
"what color is this dress" dress.
Goat?
or Bird?
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Natalie @natalieruiz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Anecdata: the congressional district I live in is very non-competitive, the republican has run unopposed some years. This year is the first time I have seen not just ads for the dem, but oppo ads against her, during playoff baseball even ($$)
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Alex Navarro @alexnavarro.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Digger looks like if Mortdecai thought it was going to win Oscars.
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Natalie @natalieruiz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Every single ad I've seen on this MLB playoff game has made me hate society, that can't be what they're going for
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Natalie @natalieruiz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Rooting for the Phillies, but I love to see Yaz get a hit
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Natalie @natalieruiz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Here’s Nat's Annual MLB Playoff Rooting Interest List (in order from "let's go!" to "fuck no!"): 1) Guardians 2) Brewers 3) Padres 4) Red Sox 5) White Sox 6) Phillies 7) Cubbies 8) Devil Rays 9) Yankees 10) Barves 11) Astros 12) Dodgers
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Sitcom People @sitcompeople.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dennis Haskins 1950-2026 RIP
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Natalie @natalieruiz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Here’s Nat's Annual MLB Playoff Rooting Interest List (in order from "let's go!" to "fuck no!"): 1) Guardians 2) Brewers 3) Padres 4) Red Sox 5) White Sox 6) Phillies 7) Cubbies 8) Devil Rays 9) Yankees 10) Barves 11) Astros 12) Dodgers
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Natalie @natalieruiz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Case Keenum looks like Dave England
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FilmBart @filmbart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Natalie @natalieruiz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am just now watching Mike Krukow's retirement speech and this is the most I've ever cried listening to a guy Remember Some Guys
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Natalie @natalieruiz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mike Krukow told Shawn Estes to get back to Gardnerville, that could not be more micro-targeted to me (I live in Gardnerville, there is still an Estes jersey hanging in the office of our high school)
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SF Giants Bot @giantbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🤖 Alex Pavlovic Happy Mike Krukow Day!
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A provocative article in Rolling Stone titled "What some folks really mean when they claim to have never done the Humpty Hump."
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Natalie @natalieruiz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is the truest thing anyone has ever said about baseball
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
All the footage of Mitch McConnell from this week looks like a smiling friends drawing
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization
Still from the first teenage mutant ninja turtles showing Ralph in his very effective disguise he used to go see critters at the theater
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Natalie @natalieruiz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Kuip is trying to remember the doof warrior, I am going to miss you baseball
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Levi Weaver, but for baseball @threetwoeephus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
[Max Scherzer, walking into John Schneider’s office] “i think you already know that I will not hesitate to scream at my own child.”
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The last time Justin Verlander comes off the mound. Notice how Laz Diaz doesn't check his glove for pine tar. Just going to say interesting
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Natalie @natalieruiz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I have been pro-pitch clock until very recently, there's only so much Mike Krukow left and I wanted him in the booth for another hour tonight
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Middlebrow” is the perfect level of brow for a movie to be. if you want smarter read a book if you want dumber read some posts
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Natalie @natalieruiz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
About 30 of us went to see Jackass 2, it was one of the best moviegoing experiences of my life (certainly the drunkest)
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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Think it rocks that Hallmark is doing a slow motion, one entry per year version of Defector’s Why Your Team Sucks series. Would call it Why Your Team Fucks if it were anyone but Hallmark doing it.
The poster for a Hallmark romcom named Holiday Touchdown: A Bears Love Story, showing a Chicago Bear and young woman hugging tightly before a Chicago skyline.
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Doug Aoki 青木定夫 @nantanreikan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Micah @rincewind.run · 20/09/2026
if you are a Dem who for whatever reason does not feel comfortable actively defending trans rights (which you should) you have two good response options: 1. ignore it! just keep running ads about the economy 2. “I am focused on your pocketbook, my opponent is focused on children’s genitals”
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Natalie @natalieruiz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I forgot to post my annual NFL Sideline Ballcap Review last week, so here it is: They're fine, better than the last couple seasons, but nothing worth visiting the Lids store over
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Natalie @natalieruiz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh Giorgio!
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Natalie @natalieruiz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
All my healing thoughts to Kuip, the best in the business. Also, less important (but still important), Krukow and Kuiper in the HOF NOW, do an emergency ballot if necessary
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"This election is about the threat of trans kids" is the worst possible messaging for Dems yet so many candidates are leaning into it. No voter will flip R->D over it. Low-info voters read this as "you're focused on bullshit that doesn't affect me" while the base reads this as "you're an asshole."
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Natalie @natalieruiz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Between this and the Oasis doc, Britpop a net good in 2026
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
make the John Brown season of Reacher you cowards
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