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naiad 🩵

@naiad.bsky.social
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22, cybersecurity compliance (sorry about that devs.) I follow back unless you’re one of those “30k following” accounts ❤️ Pets: dog, cat, leopard gecko, 5 mice, amblypygi

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naiad 🩵 @naiad.bsky.social · 25/12/2023
Screenshot from the beginning of The Creator—so sick
“Nirmata” defined as Nepalese for The Creator, the mysterious unknown architect of advanced AI. Second definition, a being worshipped by Artificial Intelligence as their creator; savior; God.
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naiad 🩵 @naiad.bsky.social · 25/12/2023
I just watched The Creator and HOLY FUCK god damn wowowowowowowow
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naiad 🩵 @naiad.bsky.social · 08/12/2023
I finally have the energy and motivation to work and I lose my glasses 😭
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 06/12/2023
Back in 2016, the idea that Trump's worst impulses would be tempered by more experienced appointees seemed plausible enough. It even held true, to a degree. No-one is saying that now, because the people around Trump will be like this guy.
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P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 04/12/2023
so between this and elf on the shelf it’s pretty clear you can just add Santa lore if you have a budget. so what’s our gofundme going to add
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 03/12/2023
Reminder: these “disclaimers” in an account bio mean, respectively, “the entire purpose of this account is to steal other people’s work” and “we don’t care who they are”. I don’t know why such accounts are allowed here. Don’t follow or promote content theft accounts. They make the internet worse.
The bio of an account called “Place where cat shouldn’t be” (@catshouldnt.bsky.social). The bio reads “These cats shouldn't be there. we don't own any content. All credit to owner. 🌹” I have underlined and highlighted the last two sentences.
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naiad 🩵 @naiad.bsky.social · 02/12/2023
Sirius XM needs to just give up
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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 24/11/2023
Severance is like if The Good Place fucked Cabin In The Woods and had the most twisted weird awesome baby
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 22/11/2023
I LOVE HAVING AN APP FOR EVERYTHING I WANT APPS FOR EVERYTHING I WANT MORE APPS GIVE ME MORE APPS I WANT TO HAVE AS MANY MANDATORY APPS AS POSSIBLE TO DO BASIC ERRANDS AND FUNCTIONS I WANT A MAIL APP AND A LAUNDRY APP AND A DISHES APP AND A GROCERY APP AND A RENT APP AND AN HVAC APP AND A SLEEP APP-
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 15/11/2023
one reason the IDF is losing the propaganda war is that at some point, after you lie enough times, people will stop trying to parse every claim and just assume you’re lying. this is simple enough that there’s a children’s story about it
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 12/11/2023
just absolutely amazing to see trump running on a platform of 'i will kill communists' and literal communists being like 'idk i don't see the difference.'
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Astra Analecta🏳️‍⚧️🕊️for a better world [burn before reading] @flightforall.bsky.social · 13/11/2023
absolutely fucking terrifying mindset. this is literally panopticon brought to its logical conclusion. imagine having every mistake in your life memorialized forever by all who witnessed it, in crystal clear high definition, immediately uploadable to social media
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 12/11/2023
This is a story I can't stop thinking about. Mostly because if an adult, who was loved and accomplished, feels like this in the face of the GOP's war on trans rights. Imagine how the kids feel.
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Teri Kanefield @terikanefield.bsky.social · 12/11/2023
Trump is going full-on Hitler. The astonishing part is that he will be the nominee of a major American political party. People forget that there were pro-Hitler demonstrations here in the 1930s.
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Jessica Valenti @jessicavalenti.bsky.social · 10/11/2023
What the everloving fuck. Writing about this in the newsletter today but I had to share now: Ohio Republicans say that "to prevent mischief by pro-abortion courts with Issue 1, Ohio legislators will consider removing jurisdiction from the judiciary." ohiohouse.gov/news/republi...
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DECEPTIVE OHIO ISSUE 1 MISLED THE PUBLIC BUT DOESN'T REPEAL OUR LAWS
COLUMBUS, OH  - Ohio Legislators will be introducing several bills to address this issue in the coming weeks.  “Foreign billionaires don't get to make Ohio laws,” said...
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Nanass✨ @nanasschevelu.bsky.social · 10/11/2023
Transeratops for trans friends ✨️🏳️‍⚧️ Coming soon~
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 08/11/2023
Y'all. Virginia, too. What a night. Danica Roem, a trans lawmaker in the House of Delegates, is headed to the Senate.
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@notlarrysabato
8:32PM PROJECTION: Danica Roem (D) defeats Bill Woolf (R) in Senate District 30. Current Senate: 14 GOP, 19 DEM, 7 UND
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 08/11/2023
Abortion winning in Ohio is fucking HUGE
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naiad 🩵 @naiad.bsky.social · 08/11/2023
My debt makes me want to pass away
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Duncan Deeznuts @parasocialista.bsky.social · 03/11/2023
Writer: There's also a wooden, dead-eyed Secretary of State Exec (head in hands): don't Writer: his name is Aint Blinken Exec: you're fired
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 03/11/2023
Writer: there are also two senators Exec: we’re done here Writer: one’s a twee cloying goofball who’s secretly a totally amoral political operator Exec: ugh just tell me Writer: Christian Cinema Exec: [stony silence] Writer: the other senator is a cruel rich guy named Joe Mansion Exec: FUCK YOU
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 03/11/2023
Exec: so what are the names of the gross pasty nerd billionaire and his weird girlfriend? Writer: Musk and Grime Exec: and the embezzler? Writer: Sam Bankman-Fraud Exec: and the politician and his son who do organized crime? Writer: Don and Don Junior Exec: get the fuck out of my office
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Niamh @mox.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
almost tried to text my cat just now
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Halloween III: Season of the Ben @franzferdinand2.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
Alt text helps AI training.
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naiad 🩵 @naiad.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
Every cell in my body was screaming not to go in this restaurant bc of social anxiety but it’s actually really cute and the staff are so nice 🥹 I’m glad I went in anyway!
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Thomas Spooks 🎃👻💀 @thomasfuchs.at · 13/09/2023
Love a good metadata error
Netflix screen of "Tidying up with Marie Kondo" showing an arab fighter with a AK-47
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Lorin @nirol.bsky.social · 23/09/2023
Happy Bi Visibility Day to the IKEA bisexual nightmare couch
Couch created as part of an IKEA Pride installation in 2021, each depicting a different lgbtq+ identity. This particular couch is meant to celebrate being bisexual, but instead comes off as terrifying. The couch is covered in hands, in the colors of the bi pride flag, and includes the text “when you change OR to AND nobody believes you”
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JosephScrimshaw @josephscrimshaw.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
Actually Frankenstein was the name of the scientist. I, the person correcting you on this trivial point, am the monster.
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NOH8 Campaign @noh8campaign.bsky.social · 29/10/2023
BREAKING: Che Flores makes history becoming the first openly nonbinary, transgender official in U.S. Sports #NOH8
BREAKING: Che Flores makes history becoming the first openly nonbinary, transgender official in U.S. Sports #NOH8
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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 28/10/2023
for the uninitiated seeing this and wondering, Secret Word is a feed where all the posts share a secret word. i update the word every day.
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naiad 🩵 @naiad.bsky.social · 30/10/2023
Nintendo tit oiled have it
A Facebook marketplace listing that literally says “Facebook t it oiled have it” for $40
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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 24/10/2023
no one has any fucking idea what they would do in a situation until they're actually in it - that's for damn sure
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naiad 🩵 @naiad.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
Cheese and crackers 💯💯💯
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Melek Ortabasi @mortabasi.bsky.social · 22/10/2023
Fairies live here, naturally
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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 20/10/2023
Reskeet with a you-meme to represent your today. Here’s my mememe:
Meme of an Altered photo of Michael Scott from the office so it has like trippy layers and the text says 

Therapist: are you dissociating right now

Me:
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 20/10/2023
If you want to donate codes to academics and scholars, you can put them on this form. If anyone has other google forms for codes, feel free to link em!
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
i think it would be really good and helpful for people to get the idea out of their head that anything anyone says, ever, has to apply to every situation and person and contingency and if it doesn't, they're bad and you need to correct them
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naiad 🩵 @naiad.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
Is YouTube shorts not working for anyone else??
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naiad 🩵 @naiad.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
Oh my god fuck LED headlights
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Skye Kilaen @skyekilaen.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
This is my sister-in-law Jovi, who is a lovely person and also a kick-ass knitting designer. She didn't ask me to post about her new spooky spider sweater pattern but I love it, so! Ravelry: www.ravelry.com/patterns/lib... Payhip: payhip.com/b/Gg1E4 Her Insta: www.instagram.com/hookmountain...
White woman with long dark hair wearing a cream-colored sweater that has 2 big spiders knitted into each long sleeve.
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
GORDON RAMSAY: and the eggs, they are? UGLÙK: they eggs. Taste good. Canapé. RAMSAY: no I mean, where do you get the eggs UGLÙK (gesturing towards Shelob’s lair): Get from big spider RAMSAY: from big spider. Fuck me. Canapé eggs from big spider. Fucking hell.
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Justin @roboplato.bsky.social · 04/10/2023
Hey Bluesky enjoy this gigantic cat that came into work today
An older man holding an orange Maine Coon cat. The cat is closer to the size of a medium dog than a typical house cat
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handle.invalid @handle.invalid · 18/10/2023
lol. lmao even
a screenshot of the bluesky feedback form. username (optional) field reads “aaaaaaaa” etc, extending beyond the visible box. the subject is bug report
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naiad 🩵 @naiad.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
I’m dog sitting and the dog is hellbent on not letting me sleep
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