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Lorin @nirol.bsky.social · 24/02/2024
Gnarl Mayor
Pete Buttigieg chowing down on a pork chop on a stick at the Iowa State fair
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Lorin @nirol.bsky.social · 22/02/2024
This is what happens when you listen to the antivaxers and don’t get your 5G shot
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Lorin @nirol.bsky.social · 22/02/2024
Making 10 separate biopic films about each member of The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
The ska band the Mighty Mighty Bosstones. Ten men in matching outfits standing in an alley, some of them holding instruments
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Lorin @nirol.bsky.social · 22/08/2023
reskeet with a meme that’s just a little bit too on the nose
Wikihow image of someone comforting another person. The sad person has their head in their hands and is labeled with the text: “my anxiety thinking that everyone hates me.” The person comforting them is labeled with the text: “my depression telling me no one cares enough about me to hate me”
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Lorin @nirol.bsky.social · 12/11/2023
You know it smell crazy in there
Signs in a convention hall pointing to four different conventions happening in different rooms in the same hall. Signs include:
Animaga [anime and manga]: Door 10
Sexpo: Door 8
Crypto Convention: Door 4
Mind and Body Spirit Festival: Door 1
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Lorin @nirol.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
search your camera roll for “art”
Four-panel comic strip (sorry, I don't know the artist)
Panel 1:
A doctor looks at a chart and says "The operation was a success!!"
Panel 2:
Cookie Monster, sporting a pair of large blue breasts, says "oh hell yeah"
Panel 3:
Cookie Monster squeezes his breasts, spraying milk all over a bunch of cookies
Panel 4:
Cookie Monster is in ecstasy as he eats his milk drenched cookies
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Lorin @nirol.bsky.social · 05/12/2023
Bro still thinks any of his 11+ children will still talk to him once they grow up
Tweet from Elon musk in a reply to a tweet about “DINKs” (adults who choose not to have children)

“There is an awful morality to those who deliberately have no kids: they are effectively demanding that other people's kids take care of them in their old age. That's messed up.”
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Lorin @nirol.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
Edited screenshot of the pizzagate meme posted by Elon with a reply from Linda Yaccarino:
“Did someone say "pizza"??? What are your favorite toppings to get on a pizza? Mine are onions and microplastics! It all happens on X!!! 🍕”
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Nolan Void @wolter.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
Everyone is gonna share Pogues videos, and I get why, but let’s also have a look at Baby Shane. m.youtube.com/watch?v=4bDD...
m.youtube.com
The Nips - Gabrielle
The Nips classic single Gabrielle.
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Lorin @nirol.bsky.social · 29/11/2023
Atheists, imagine a Christian baby makes you a sandwich with sleeping pills and laxatives. After you fall asleep he glues your butthole shut. Then you wake up, and he won't give you any glue remover until you say the n-word 5 million times.
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Lorin @nirol.bsky.social · 23/11/2023
The guy in her backpack just looks so pleased with himself
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Lorin @nirol.bsky.social · 22/11/2023
Black and white photo of a reenactment of JFK’s assassination showing JFK’s body slumped over in the backseat while Jackie Kennedy climbs out over the rear of the car. A solid green line is drawn over JFK and a dashed green line over Jackie to show the angles that they are leaning, in a parody of those Twitter posts by Rivelino claiming that men who lean in toward women aren’t masculine enough
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Lorin @nirol.bsky.social · 22/11/2023
Three panel meme::
1st panel: “never ask a woman her age” next to a clip art image of a woman
2nd panel: “a man his salary” next to a clip art image of a man 
3rd panel: “or George HW Bush what he was doing on November 22, 1963” next to an image of Bush’s head
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Lorin @nirol.bsky.social · 22/11/2023
Salt Bae sprinkling clip-art images of burgers
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Lorin @nirol.bsky.social · 22/11/2023
Black and white photo of a reenactment of JFK’s assassination showing JFK’s body slumped over in the backseat while Jackie Kennedy climbs out over the rear of the car. A solid green line is drawn over JFK and a dashed green line over Jackie to show the angles that they are leaning, in a parody of those Twitter posts by Rivelino claiming that men who lean in toward women aren’t masculine enough
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Goreville Shriek 😱 @amcnal.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
John F. Ken
JFK riding in Barbie's car. it's a convertible. i think the rest explains itself
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Lorin @nirol.bsky.social · 22/11/2023
Three panel meme::
1st panel: “never ask a woman her age” next to a clip art image of a woman
2nd panel: “a man his salary” next to a clip art image of a man 
3rd panel: “or George HW Bush what he was doing on November 22, 1963” next to an image of Bush’s head
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Lorin @nirol.bsky.social · 22/11/2023
Live más
Local news headline with a photo of a Taco Bell sign: “Raunchy, alcohol-fueled Taco Bell party included open sex, lawsuit claims”
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Lorin @nirol.bsky.social · 21/11/2023
Line profile drawing of Elon musk wearing his stupid cowboy hat and looking gross and sad. The bottom portion of his face including his neck and lack of chin is depicted using a line graph showing the decline in daily Twitter users since he took over the company
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Lorin @nirol.bsky.social · 21/11/2023
smol bean uwu weapons manufacturer
Tweet from @HowardA AtLaw:

Please, pay Attention
Pasty Pro-terrorism "protestors" in Boston padlocked and set fire a Jewish-owned business in Boston.
This is not 'pro-Palestine'. This is domestic terrorism by white kids that, like January 6, will keep escalating until they kill. Please, #StandWithUsDescription of the company’s business activities from elbitsystems.com:
“Our major activities include: military aircraft and helicopter systems; commercial aviation systems and aerostructures; unmanned aircraft systems (UAS); electro-optic, night vision and countermeasures systems; naval systems; land vehicle systems; munitions, command, control, communications, computer, intelligence, surveillance and reconnaissance (C4ISR) and cyber systems; electronic warfare and signal intelligence systems; and other commercial activities.”
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Lorin @nirol.bsky.social · 19/11/2023
Uncontrollably puking and shitting into his sink that’s just sitting disconnected on the floor in an empty Twitter office
Elon Musk carrying a sink into Twitter headquarters last year because he’s hilarious and good at memes
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Lorin @nirol.bsky.social · 17/11/2023
Tweet from @ShonaMurray_ on 11/17/23
“Ehud Olmert tells me Hamas command center is in Khan Younis - not #Shifa hospital.
‘Khan Younis, which is in the southern part of Gaza Strip, is the real headquarters of Hamas.’”Screenshot from the original Super Mario Bros NES game. Toad is telling Mario that “THE HAMAS COMMAND CENTER IS UNDER ANOTHER HOSPITAL!!”
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Lorin @nirol.bsky.social · 17/11/2023
I actually don’t think that’s true Michael
Tweet from pasty, ham-faced racist Michael Rapaport claiming that “If you’re not called racist at least once a day online You’re on the wrong side of History!”
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Lorin @nirol.bsky.social · 17/11/2023
Sick of all these TikTok zoomers letting Osama Bin Laden steal valor from the hardworking Americans who did 9/11
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 17/11/2023
hot take: Bin Laden stanning is an outgrowth of a generation of kids raised on media designed to generate sympathy for genocidal maniac anakin skywalker
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Lorin @nirol.bsky.social · 17/11/2023
Rodney Dangerfield doing standup
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Lorin @nirol.bsky.social · 17/11/2023
I’m pretty partial to this one
Question posted on Quora:
“Atheists, imagine you’re a famous baseball player and are about to hit the winning strike. Accidentally, the thrower tosses a Christian baby at you. Would you still hit the baby out of the stadium and win millions, or sacrifice the Christian baby?”
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Lorin @nirol.bsky.social · 17/11/2023
You know what? I’ll let him have this one
Tweet from @I_Am_CyberSmith (aka “Human Pet Guy”) “…if I were Ben Shapiro's employee, I'd probably try slipping estrogen into his coffee every day, just to see how big the resulting boobies were.”Onion headline “Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point” with a picture of I_Am_CyberSmith (aka “Human Pet Guy”)
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Lorin @nirol.bsky.social · 16/11/2023
I hope the Botox was for his dick after he got a bad rating
NPR headline with a picture of George Santos: “Rep. George Santos used campaign funds to pay for Botox and OnlyFans, House ethics report finds”Twitter thread from @onlyleilalewis:
1st tweet says “THIS GUY WAS SUBBED TO ME HAHAHAHA” over a quote tweet of a post from Dexerto that reads “US Congressman George Santos reportedly used campaign funds on OnlyFans subscriptions.” 
2nd tweet from @onlyleilalewis says “I rated his sick 😭😭😭”
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Lorin @nirol.bsky.social · 16/11/2023
Reporting your OF subscription as “polling research” in your campaign disclosure because it included a dick rating
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Lorin @nirol.bsky.social · 16/11/2023
Watching The Santa Clause 2 and apparently Michael Dorn (Worf, son of Mogh) plays The Sandman
Sleepy Michael Dorn as The Sandman in the Santa Clause moviesWorf from Star Trek: The Next Generation, played by Michael Dorn
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Lorin @nirol.bsky.social · 15/11/2023
Butt mogged some skydiving Christian babies today
Picture of former Twitter user @dickexpert butt mogging, photoshopped into an ai image of a skydiving baby
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Lorin @nirol.bsky.social · 15/11/2023
He’s really leaning into the “Hitler, but 1% less bad” thing, isn’t he?
Tweet from President Biden: “As of today, we’ve helped 22 children undergoing cancer treatment in Gaza travel to continue treatment, and we’ll continue facilitating care for more children outside of Gaza.

This wouldn't have been possible without coordination between the U.S., regional partners, and @StJude.”
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Lorin @nirol.bsky.social · 14/11/2023
How it started: How it’s going:
Picture of Joe Biden with the quote “I’m going to go down as one of the most progressive presidents in American history.”
-Joe Biden, 7/28/2020Picture of a Biden/Harris yard sign with the text “Only 99% Hitler”
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Lorin @nirol.bsky.social · 14/11/2023
Meme with two guys sitting on a bus. The guy on the left is sad with text that says “Brooding about an election a year before it happens when either candidate could die of natural causes at any moment.”
The guy on the right looks happy with text that says “either candidate could die of natural causes at any moment.”
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Lorin @nirol.bsky.social · 14/11/2023
Three panel meme:

1st panel: a row of gallon jugs of milk with the text “they feed us poison”

2nd panel: row of various brands and types of dairy-free milk substitutes including almond milk, rice milk, oat milk, etc. with the text “so we buy their ‘cures’”

3rd panel: a row of various Sobe lizard milk bottles and flavors with the text “while they suppress our medicine”
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Lorin @nirol.bsky.social · 12/11/2023
Convention center signs put into the quadrants of a political compass
“Sexpo” in authoritarian left
“Animaga” in authoritarian right
“Mind Body Spirit Festival” in libertarian left 
“Crypto Convention” in libertarian right
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Lorin @nirol.bsky.social · 12/11/2023
You know it smell crazy in there
Signs in a convention hall pointing to four different conventions happening in different rooms in the same hall. Signs include:
Animaga [anime and manga]: Door 10
Sexpo: Door 8
Crypto Convention: Door 4
Mind and Body Spirit Festival: Door 1
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Lorin @nirol.bsky.social · 12/11/2023
ACAB includes the table leg that I just stubbed my toe on
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Lorin @nirol.bsky.social · 09/11/2023
ACAB includes Florida boy
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Lorin @nirol.bsky.social · 08/11/2023
Actually Reverend Mother, there’s nothing in the rule book that says a dog can’t be Kwisatz Haderach
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derek van vliet @derek.bike · 08/11/2023
actually kinda tempted to make an nft from this
a tweet from yuga labs that says "ApeFest HK 2023 will melt faces"
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Lorin @nirol.bsky.social · 07/11/2023
Just imagine this kind of accuracy going into your experimental brain implant surgery
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Lorin @nirol.bsky.social · 07/11/2023
Glass table with a container of Old Bay seasoning, a pack of Marlboro menthol Lights, 3 pills, a Starbucks gift card, and a pair of sunglasses on it. Some of the Old Bay has been poured onto the table and cut into lines. In the foreground is a woman’s hand holding a rolled up $20 bill as if about to snort the lines of seasoning
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Lorin @nirol.bsky.social · 07/11/2023
Line wojak-esque drawing of Elon Musk in his backward Cowboy hat with no chin but the bottom half of his face and neck is a line graph of the steep drop in daily twitter users since he took over the company
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Lorin @nirol.bsky.social · 06/11/2023
Meme showing a guy looking at a photo of Donald Trump with text that says “tired of looking at BAD pedophile”
Followed by a guy looking at a picture of Joe Biden with the text “can’t wait to get home and look at GOOD pedophile”
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Lorin @nirol.bsky.social · 06/11/2023
All my retinas gone
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