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naiad 🩵

@naiad.bsky.social
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22, cybersecurity compliance (sorry about that devs.) I follow back unless you’re one of those “30k following” accounts ❤️ Pets: dog, cat, leopard gecko, 5 mice, amblypygi

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naiad 🩵 @naiad.bsky.social · 25/12/2023
Screenshot from the beginning of The Creator—so sick
“Nirmata” defined as Nepalese for The Creator, the mysterious unknown architect of advanced AI. Second definition, a being worshipped by Artificial Intelligence as their creator; savior; God.
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naiad 🩵 @naiad.bsky.social · 25/12/2023
I just watched The Creator and HOLY FUCK god damn wowowowowowowow
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naiad 🩵 @naiad.bsky.social · 25/12/2023
Hiii
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naiad 🩵 @naiad.bsky.social · 08/12/2023
I finally have the energy and motivation to work and I lose my glasses 😭
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 06/12/2023
Back in 2016, the idea that Trump's worst impulses would be tempered by more experienced appointees seemed plausible enough. It even held true, to a degree. No-one is saying that now, because the people around Trump will be like this guy.
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P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 04/12/2023
so between this and elf on the shelf it’s pretty clear you can just add Santa lore if you have a budget. so what’s our gofundme going to add
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 03/12/2023
Reminder: these “disclaimers” in an account bio mean, respectively, “the entire purpose of this account is to steal other people’s work” and “we don’t care who they are”. I don’t know why such accounts are allowed here. Don’t follow or promote content theft accounts. They make the internet worse.
The bio of an account called “Place where cat shouldn’t be” (@catshouldnt.bsky.social). The bio reads “These cats shouldn't be there. we don't own any content. All credit to owner. 🌹” I have underlined and highlighted the last two sentences.
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naiad 🩵 @naiad.bsky.social · 02/12/2023
Sirius XM needs to just give up
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naiad 🩵 @naiad.bsky.social · 02/12/2023
I KNOW YOU KNOW
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naiad 🩵 @naiad.bsky.social · 25/11/2023
YESSSS
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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 24/11/2023
Severance is like if The Good Place fucked Cabin In The Woods and had the most twisted weird awesome baby
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naiad 🩵 @naiad.bsky.social · 25/11/2023
ITS SO GOOD
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naiad 🩵 @naiad.bsky.social · 24/11/2023
CPAPnea :)
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naiad 🩵 @naiad.bsky.social · 24/11/2023
I have an app that darkens my windows. It’s broken for everyone rn so my windows are dark all day. No sunlight
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 22/11/2023
I LOVE HAVING AN APP FOR EVERYTHING I WANT APPS FOR EVERYTHING I WANT MORE APPS GIVE ME MORE APPS I WANT TO HAVE AS MANY MANDATORY APPS AS POSSIBLE TO DO BASIC ERRANDS AND FUNCTIONS I WANT A MAIL APP AND A LAUNDRY APP AND A DISHES APP AND A GROCERY APP AND A RENT APP AND AN HVAC APP AND A SLEEP APP-
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 15/11/2023
one reason the IDF is losing the propaganda war is that at some point, after you lie enough times, people will stop trying to parse every claim and just assume you’re lying. this is simple enough that there’s a children’s story about it
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naiad 🩵 @naiad.bsky.social · 13/11/2023
Besides* not despite
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naiad 🩵 @naiad.bsky.social · 13/11/2023
Debate bro moment, when you assert I’m being fallacious despite me not making an opposing claim, or really any claim at all despite curiosity
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naiad 🩵 @naiad.bsky.social · 13/11/2023
I think everyone wants to be spoonfed pablum while they live a bougie lifestyle. I don’t live a bougie lifestyle yet but I hope to someday, as most people hope to do
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naiad 🩵 @naiad.bsky.social · 13/11/2023
I don’t think you actually want to do anything beyond lash out, which is okay, but I want to connect with people and their worldviews, including yours
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naiad 🩵 @naiad.bsky.social · 13/11/2023
I’m not quite able to understand what you’re saying tbh, how am I caping for systemic oppression of the poor based on what I’ve written?
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naiad 🩵 @naiad.bsky.social · 13/11/2023
Trump is talking about exterminating citizens that he considers vermin, is the difference
Donald J. Trump
@realDonald Trump
In honor of our great Veterans on Veteran's Day, we pledge to you that we will root out the Communists, Marxists, Fascists, and Radical Left Thugs that live like vermin within the confines of our Country, lie, steal, and cheat on Elections, and will do anything possible, whether legally or illegally, to destroy America, and the American Dream. The threat from outside forces is far less sinister, dangerous, and grave, than the threat from within. Despite the hatred and anger of the Radical Left Lunatics who want to destroy our Country, we will MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
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naiad 🩵 @naiad.bsky.social · 13/11/2023
I don’t think so but it’s okay
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 12/11/2023
just absolutely amazing to see trump running on a platform of 'i will kill communists' and literal communists being like 'idk i don't see the difference.'
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naiad 🩵 @naiad.bsky.social · 13/11/2023
I’m a girl, but I agree that my job is stupid and that my engagement with politics is white establishment liberal
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naiad 🩵 @naiad.bsky.social · 13/11/2023
People typically want to stay employed, is my argument, and elected officials must be reelected to maintain employment
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naiad 🩵 @naiad.bsky.social · 13/11/2023
Oh i was wondering if it was maybe the same person every time
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Astra Analecta🏳️‍⚧️🕊️for a better world [burn before reading] @flightforall.bsky.social · 13/11/2023
absolutely fucking terrifying mindset. this is literally panopticon brought to its logical conclusion. imagine having every mistake in your life memorialized forever by all who witnessed it, in crystal clear high definition, immediately uploadable to social media
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naiad 🩵 @naiad.bsky.social · 13/11/2023
Who do you vote for out of curiosity?
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naiad 🩵 @naiad.bsky.social · 13/11/2023
Is this a pushback to what I said or just additional info?
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naiad 🩵 @naiad.bsky.social · 12/11/2023
I guess the question is: if the elected official was chosen by the people who did vote, why would you expect someone seeking re-election to listen to people that don’t vote at all? Morally I am with you, but it doesn’t work to want representative officials without voting for them.
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 12/11/2023
This is a story I can't stop thinking about. Mostly because if an adult, who was loved and accomplished, feels like this in the face of the GOP's war on trans rights. Imagine how the kids feel.
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naiad 🩵 @naiad.bsky.social · 12/11/2023
Hiii
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Teri Kanefield @terikanefield.bsky.social · 12/11/2023
Trump is going full-on Hitler. The astonishing part is that he will be the nominee of a major American political party. People forget that there were pro-Hitler demonstrations here in the 1930s.
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Jessica Valenti @jessicavalenti.bsky.social · 10/11/2023
What the everloving fuck. Writing about this in the newsletter today but I had to share now: Ohio Republicans say that "to prevent mischief by pro-abortion courts with Issue 1, Ohio legislators will consider removing jurisdiction from the judiciary." ohiohouse.gov/news/republi...
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DECEPTIVE OHIO ISSUE 1 MISLED THE PUBLIC BUT DOESN'T REPEAL OUR LAWS
COLUMBUS, OH  - Ohio Legislators will be introducing several bills to address this issue in the coming weeks.  “Foreign billionaires don't get to make Ohio laws,” said...
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naiad 🩵 @naiad.bsky.social · 11/11/2023
I’m so sorry! ❤️
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Nanass✨ @nanasschevelu.bsky.social · 10/11/2023
Transeratops for trans friends ✨️🏳️‍⚧️ Coming soon~
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naiad 🩵 @naiad.bsky.social · 08/11/2023
She’s awesome, when I was a teenager I messaged her on Facebook and she actually responded 🥹❤️
I said “You are so awesome! Thank you for representing the LGBT community!!!” And she replied “Hi Anne,
Thank you so much, that's really kind of you! I'm proudly representing us, rainbow bandanna firmly in place while out door knocking to boot.
-Danica”
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 08/11/2023
Y'all. Virginia, too. What a night. Danica Roem, a trans lawmaker in the House of Delegates, is headed to the Senate.
Ben Tribbett
@notlarrysabato
8:32PM PROJECTION: Danica Roem (D) defeats Bill Woolf (R) in Senate District 30. Current Senate: 14 GOP, 19 DEM, 7 UND
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 08/11/2023
Abortion winning in Ohio is fucking HUGE
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naiad 🩵 @naiad.bsky.social · 08/11/2023
My debt makes me want to pass away
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naiad 🩵 @naiad.bsky.social · 07/11/2023
That is a perfect album
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Duncan Deeznuts @parasocialista.bsky.social · 03/11/2023
Writer: There's also a wooden, dead-eyed Secretary of State Exec (head in hands): don't Writer: his name is Aint Blinken Exec: you're fired
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 03/11/2023
Writer: there are also two senators Exec: we’re done here Writer: one’s a twee cloying goofball who’s secretly a totally amoral political operator Exec: ugh just tell me Writer: Christian Cinema Exec: [stony silence] Writer: the other senator is a cruel rich guy named Joe Mansion Exec: FUCK YOU
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 03/11/2023
Exec: so what are the names of the gross pasty nerd billionaire and his weird girlfriend? Writer: Musk and Grime Exec: and the embezzler? Writer: Sam Bankman-Fraud Exec: and the politician and his son who do organized crime? Writer: Don and Don Junior Exec: get the fuck out of my office
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Niamh @mox.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
almost tried to text my cat just now
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Halloween III: Season of the Ben @franzferdinand2.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
Alt text helps AI training.
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naiad 🩵 @naiad.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
Every cell in my body was screaming not to go in this restaurant bc of social anxiety but it’s actually really cute and the staff are so nice 🥹 I’m glad I went in anyway!
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Thomas Spooks 🎃👻💀 @thomasfuchs.at · 13/09/2023
Love a good metadata error
Netflix screen of "Tidying up with Marie Kondo" showing an arab fighter with a AK-47
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