Reposted by @myeviltwin.bsky.socialLeah 👻 boo boo boo @lpogoriler.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I have eaten the plums that I was saving for breakfast yumyumyumyumyum 041
myeviltwin.bsky.social @myeviltwin.bsky.social · 30/04/2026media.tenor.coma man in a dark room with the words just go have a cuddle on the couch and watch a buffy below himAlt: Ray Pies from Deadloch. 121
myeviltwin.bsky.social @myeviltwin.bsky.social · 28/04/2026I was rear-ended in an intersection by a driver who initially pulled over near me in a parking lot, then peeled out. There were cameras on the intersection and the parking lot. Cops wrote down the time of the hit-and-run incorrectly, ignored my many calls and emails, and never ID’d the offender. 😡😡😡 000
Reposted by @myeviltwin.bsky.socialComics in the Spooky Age 🧛♂️🧟♀️🎃 @comicsinthega.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Walt Kelly’s Pogo poster for the inaugural #EarthDay on April 22, 1970. 4407114
Reposted by @myeviltwin.bsky.socialDe-Katie and Cat-Boo!-ger @katieandcatburger.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Happy Trans Day of Visibility ❤️🏳️⚧️❤️ 14142657210
Reposted by @myeviltwin.bsky.socialJess Zimmerman @jesszimmerman.com · 31/03/2026Happy TDOV! My life has been hugely enriched by having friends across the gender spectrum, and in a sense I think transphobes are punishing themselves by insisting on leading a life that is smaller, poorer, and meaner than it needs to be. However in another sense more vengeance is needed 16715
Reposted by @myeviltwin.bsky.socialKatie Mack @astrokatie.com · 31/03/2026Trans friends, thank you for being you, and for, when you can, sharing yourselves with a world that is so frequently undeserving of the light you bring to it. I love and support you, always. 🏳️⚧️🫂🫶 51361277
Reposted by @myeviltwin.bsky.socialNotorious RBMK @comraderobot.bsky.social · 31/03/2026this is a place of honor. something extremely cool is buried here. 282291461
myeviltwin.bsky.social @myeviltwin.bsky.social · 29/03/2026I absolutely imprinted on every part of this movie. It is “my” canonic Romeo and Juliet. Pete Postlethwaite as the Hawaiian-shirt-wearing priest, Harold Perrineau as Mercutio, John Leguizamo as Tybalt, everyone and everything in this movie was perfect. 😍 010
Reposted by @myeviltwin.bsky.socialTressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Busted down a killer muffuletta on the way to be fitted for a dress. My sister is aghast. I’m of the opinion that if the dress doesn’t fit after a sandwich, then the dress *did not fit*. I’m so happy to be old. 31195769
myeviltwin.bsky.social @myeviltwin.bsky.social · 24/03/2026It’s very simple. Small screen=small brain. If I need to get out my big brain (which I do, for making travel plans), I get out the big screen. Guaranteed to make mistakes if you try to do a big brain job on a small screen. 000
myeviltwin.bsky.social @myeviltwin.bsky.social · 24/03/2026We need more shows like this one where the detectives are actually quite bad at what they do, though that point takes a while to dawn on the viewer. Can’t wait to watch season 2. 000
myeviltwin.bsky.social @myeviltwin.bsky.social · 23/03/2026But why did this post just give a fullblown flashback to the smell of my Mom’s purse, when I was a child? Leather, Velamints, the metallic whiff of keys and coins. 120
Reposted by @myeviltwin.bsky.socialHeather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Came out of the post office, saw that a guy had cut my saddle bag off my bike and was about to take off with it. I yelled "Please wait my cat's medicine is in there!" He started to run, and this grandma-age lady goes "SHE SAID HER CAT'S MEDICINE IS IN THERE" and WALLOPED him with her grocery bag. 355158601895
Reposted by @myeviltwin.bsky.socialBen Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 21/03/2026me: if there was a potato march madness i think tater tots would be like a 13 seed that made it to the elite eight doctor: sir i asked if you wanted to cut the umbilical cord.. but damn now you got me thinking about this tournament 316422
Reposted by @myeviltwin.bsky.socialAuschwitz Memorial @auschwitzmemorial.bsky.social · 21/03/2026#WorldPoetryDay | Pavel Friedman (Jewish Czechoslovak poet born in 1921) wrote a poem „Butterfly” in the #Theresienstadt Ghetto in June 1942. On 29 September 1944 Friedman was deported to #Auschwitz where he was murdered. 427877
Reposted by @myeviltwin.bsky.socialLeah 👻 boo boo boo @lpogoriler.bsky.social · 21/03/2026we learned this poem as kids 011
myeviltwin.bsky.social @myeviltwin.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Same. I literally used a typewriter at the library to fill out the applications that triggered my last few “we were hacked LOL 😝” notifications. Who digitized this application, when, why, and why was it saved for 25 years? 010
Reposted by @myeviltwin.bsky.socialGlonzo In Exile 🇨🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦🇬🇱 @glonzo-in-exile.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Gender Studies is the most vindicated academic field of all time 645988
myeviltwin.bsky.social @myeviltwin.bsky.social · 26/02/2026To give Graham Platner the benefit of the doubt re: being a Nazi, you’d need to (1) start with some doubt on that point AND (2) resolve that doubt in his favor despite his being a nasty bigot in his Reddit comment history. I don’t see how anyone gets past the first hurdle here, much less both. 121
Reposted by @myeviltwin.bsky.socialMoira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 26/02/2026This is my whole career actually : 281776226
Reposted by @myeviltwin.bsky.socialRazzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 24/02/2026“I never see you at the gym.” Oh? I never see you upon the loom. 249572
Reposted by @myeviltwin.bsky.socialBOOtolo Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 23/02/2026I don't think I can eat that much Judaism every day 1256850
Reposted by @myeviltwin.bsky.socialFalse Knees @falseknees.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Ferbruary #oldknees 100151734713
Reposted by @myeviltwin.bsky.socialKevin Church (Spooky Remix) @beaucoupkevin.com · 29/01/2026I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes. 6191076031
Reposted by @myeviltwin.bsky.socialKatherine the Sixth @luigithirty.bsky.social · 22/01/2026 51363304
myeviltwin.bsky.social @myeviltwin.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Zohran: good morning Rama my wife Rama: hello mamdani 011
Reposted by @myeviltwin.bsky.socialKatie Aki ✶ @katieaki.bsky.social · 29/07/2025I Don’t Want To Do This Anymore #art 161641653
Reposted by @myeviltwin.bsky.socialBlack Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 03/01/20262027 is going to be our year. 1331245
Reposted by @myeviltwin.bsky.socialKatie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 01/01/2026well, 2016 was a hard year, but we made it through. hopefully 2016 will be better. 372373380
Reposted by @myeviltwin.bsky.socialCris (without an H) @ambignostic.bsky.social · 26/12/2024"its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do" is one of my all time favorite tweets, but as a public service I share this tumblr collection of the entire 26-tweet reply chain it was part of (courtesy of haywire4) www.tumblr.com/haywire4/173... 8894306
myeviltwin.bsky.social @myeviltwin.bsky.social · 23/12/2025A dispatch from the “war on Christmas” — the Sikh liquor store lady told me (Jewish) “merry Christmas.” 100
Reposted by @myeviltwin.bsky.socialTim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 19/12/2025This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended. 2253491400
myeviltwin.bsky.social @myeviltwin.bsky.social · 17/12/2025This article subhead says, “Parents blast adult offspring for cutting them off,” but the central parent profiled in this story, as well as the next parent in the story, cut off contact with their children. Hmmmm. 110
myeviltwin.bsky.social @myeviltwin.bsky.social · 14/12/2025Jake Gyllenhaal meme, but make it about book cover art. Publisher: we got some new art for this title we’re publishing! Therapist: new art, or same art as always (a woman facing away, ideally with a WWII-era plane or two flying in the background)? Publisher: same art as always :( 200
myeviltwin.bsky.social @myeviltwin.bsky.social · 14/12/2025I haaate the clichéd book titles like The [Profession’s] [Sister/Daughter/Wife], but man, this one takes the cake. As the sub-head + article explain, she became a captain! Why not call the book, The Sea Captain? While I’m at it, I would love to see “The Woman Who Faced Away” cover art cliché die. 100
Reposted by @myeviltwin.bsky.socialAndy-Life Equation @andymichaelart.bsky.social · 11/12/2025If you’re at bedtime and there’s no Bonzo, you’re the Bonzo 05913
myeviltwin.bsky.social @myeviltwin.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Not the point, but: this guy doesn’t even look like Newsom. It’s slop. 100
Reposted by @myeviltwin.bsky.socialBevan Bell @bevanbell.bsky.social · 28/11/2024youtu.be/0kyRNRZBB4M?...youtu.beLeslie Jones Stops Your Annoying Relatives from Ruining Thanksgiving | The Daily ShowYouTube video by The Daily Show 1329
![mikefossey: Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]
DinkMagic: Ever seen this before [I throw my hat like a frisbee 10 feet away and jump over near it]
mikefossey: [I run down a flight of stairs, stop at the second to last step, I pause, and then I jump the last two steps. I do not land it]
DinkMagic: [i throw a grape up in the air and open my mouth but i get scared that i breathed in some fluff and start choking violently]
mikefossey: [I'm doing a mime act where I pretend to pull on a rope but I somehow accidentally grab a real rope and I pull myself off stage]
DinkMagic: [im cooking an omelette and i flip the pan and snatch the omelette out of the air with my hand burning myself] tadaa](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jir6yritppwxbc3wy6mdbngv/bafkreicpeii4u2iirkgscaerpb5tltbs4ohykg2obbvchzo56pjzo4juie)
![mikefossey: [I kick some dust at a guy after losing an argument but the dust flies up into my mouth and I cough so hard I barf]
DinkMagic: [my friend says im going to the store toss me your keys but i see a strange bird and instead throw my wallet in the ditch]
mikefossey: [guy passes me on the highway and flips me off, I throw a full cup of coffee at my own windshield and it spills all over the car]
DinkMagic: [i toss an apple into my elbow-pit to bounce it back out but i miss and try to bite it out of the air but bite my tongue]
mikefossey: [I try to throw a beer can into the recycle but it hits the trash can instead and it's still mostly full so it knocks it over]
DinkMagic: [2 girls are arguing i say here let me solve this and i flip a gold coin i bought on ebay so hard it breaks a fluorescent tube](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jir6yritppwxbc3wy6mdbngv/bafkreid5fec634tvopl2nybom2l7yrys7hrqbgrpq5gneukqiwt3zm44qu)
![mikefossey: [I ask the guy at the store to recommend me a beer and he talks to me for 23 minutes before he realizes i think beer is wine]
DinkMagic: [i ask to be excused from dinner to do homework & then phone my mom because i broke my wrist playing street fighter at 7-11]
mikefossey: [I bite a gold coin to see if it's real, but it's chocolate. I try to play it cool and eat the whole thing without unwrapping it]
DinkMagic: [a teams softball rolls near me] i got this my friends a cuban pitcher [i throw the ball into the back of my own head & faint]
mikefossey: Here, let me park for you, Im really good at parallel parking [i walk over to the driver side and slam my dick in the car door]
DinkMagic: [i testify under oath that i thought a mortgage was a special kind of measuring tape]
mikefossey: [I'm cracking my knuckles and limbering up to fight but then a guy who's on his way to another fight accidentally knocks me over]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jir6yritppwxbc3wy6mdbngv/bafkreihgywpjsvklyn2mdkfnvn2e4rknldwwa6brmtfkfkrpimkjj76tp4)
![DinkMagic: [i ask the butcher for two pounds of boneless chicken Brent]
mikefossey: [at a dinner party I lean on the grand piano while telling a story, but the lid is open and I fall into it, hitting every string]
DinkMagic: [i get anxious at a fancy bar and order a martini and then say "could you imagine if this was soup" to no one really loud]
mikefossey: I try to open a beer with a lighter but I shatter the bottle and cut my hand, and also light my shirt on fire with the lighter]
DinkMagic: [i ride up on my new dirtbike revving it, and set the kickstand down on my own foot and start crying]
mikefossey: [I get water up my nose while I'm doing the dishes and knock my glasses into the garbage disposal when I go to rub my nose]
DinkMagic: [i get angry that I got confused & told an Italian that pizza came from Russia I drive to little Caesars & throw a stone at it](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jir6yritppwxbc3wy6mdbngv/bafkreifw77g6afsgy7rhshwknw4kcdgujwj4al6ymbwiawohrn6wc5hpme)
