Reposted by mazspooky cannoli @boner.ink · 02/10/2026walking around wearing my looking for love hat 1201
Reposted by mazMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I'm the guy at Snyder's of Hanover who breaks the pretzels into perfect snack sized pieces. My secret? First, I hold each one up and imagine it's a phone with my wife on the other end to tell me she used her hall pass on all four members simultaneously of the American pop punk band Good Charlotte. 01126
maz @mxmaz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026walked down the aisle to music from lord of the rings so i’m trying to listen to it again as LOTR only :3 010
maz @mxmaz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026chronically ill ppl call it the october slide but it’s the worst 010
maz @mxmaz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i had my kindergartener watch this just now and he was SO mad at me lmao 120
maz @mxmaz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026he had a lawyer! i did not! i don’t know what he paid her for bc she fucked him over and showed up in flip flops. 160
maz @mxmaz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026divorce finalized today. at the last min he rejected the settlement we made together. judge awarded mUCH more $ to me than the original settlement. 2110
Reposted by mazdan mentos @danmentos.com · 28/09/2026claude just went rogue and liked a bunch of my wife's best friend's vacation selfies from 2018 122318297
maz @mxmaz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026another day in court tomorrow. hopefully we are wrapping this all up soon. 010
maz @mxmaz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026tinder is SO stressful, this feels like applying for jobs or adopting a dog 010
maz @mxmaz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026i’m joining dating apps so if anyone is secretly in love with me shoot your shot now !!!! 010
Reposted by maz🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Nonbinary people are very feral. We cannot be contained by gender therefore we crave kerosene 0154
Reposted by mazGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026That mid-life crisis hits like 0634
Reposted by mazGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026drunk history for bluesky lore 7567
maz @mxmaz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026i don’t understand me!!!! my self-concept is so strong and it doesn’t resemble how others perceive me AT!!! ALL!!!! 020
maz @mxmaz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026“i’m on the autism spectrum, in some capacity, and i’ve got all sorts of other letters that describe my brain” 010
maz @mxmaz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026one friend is having her first baby, another recently became a tattoo artist and i want a neopets tattoo from her 020
maz @mxmaz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i am thinking about doing a “Victory Tour” to visit several out of state friends after all of my divorce stuff is finalized 120
Reposted by mazPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 24/09/2026I hereby declare my intent to enter the Patient Portal 215713
maz @mxmaz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026last customer of the night wants a discount for making a late payment. i don’t get paid enough for this. 030
Reposted by mazjourneyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 23/09/2026What happens at lesbian bars is none of my business but I support them regardless. Chicken and mashed potatoes for supper 12105
Reposted by mazdisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026When you think of it, artificial intelligence is ableist and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper Marxist movement should seek to abolish it. 341679448
Reposted by mazPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 23/09/2026I just dropped into a beginners karate class and absolutely obliterated a little kid. 111455
maz @mxmaz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i just got back from the grocery store and we are having rotisserie chicken & cornbread for dinner :3 0100
maz @mxmaz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026you don’t have to know what the future will be! i bet we will all cry a lot. probably other stuff too tho 010
Reposted by mazPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 22/09/2026straying from gods light so he won’t catch me smoking cigarettes 0414
maz @mxmaz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026this made me think of yee olden garfield. My Lord, I had forgott the Fart 042
Reposted by mazpork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 22/09/2026you dweebs couldn’t get st*nc*l out of the top 38? cmon 4101
maz @mxmaz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026i’m having one of those days where i freak out about digital footprints and algorithms and social media and toxicity scores and ai automated attacks on civilians 040
maz @mxmaz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026sometimes i think i should work harder at adapting to societal norms then i find out they think men can’t own cats and i think nah fuck it 220
