iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

walked down the aisle to music from lord of the rings so i’m trying to listen to it again as LOTR only :3

maz @mxmaz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

divorce finalized today. at the last min he rejected the settlement we made together. judge awarded mUCH more $ to me than the original settlement.

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 28/09/2026

claude just went rogue and liked a bunch of my wife's best friend's vacation selfies from 2018

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maz @mxmaz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

another day in court tomorrow. hopefully we are wrapping this all up soon.

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maz @mxmaz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

tinder is SO stressful, this feels like applying for jobs or adopting a dog

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maz @mxmaz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

i’m joining dating apps so if anyone is secretly in love with me shoot your shot now !!!!

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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Nonbinary people are very feral. We cannot be contained by gender therefore we crave kerosene

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

That mid-life crisis hits like

The "I should buy a boat meme" showing a cat in a suit sitting a table with a paper and coffee cup on it with text at the top that reads "I should learn close-up magic"

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

drunk history for bluesky lore

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maz @mxmaz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

i don’t understand me!!!! my self-concept is so strong and it doesn’t resemble how others perceive me AT!!! ALL!!!!

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maz @mxmaz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

“i’m on the autism spectrum, in some capacity, and i’ve got all sorts of other letters that describe my brain”

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maz @mxmaz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

putting on makeup is so fun

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maz @mxmaz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

every day Canada strays further from God’s light

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maz @mxmaz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i am thinking about doing a “Victory Tour” to visit several out of state friends after all of my divorce stuff is finalized

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 24/09/2026

I hereby declare my intent to enter the Patient Portal

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maz @mxmaz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

last customer of the night wants a discount for making a late payment. i don’t get paid enough for this.

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maz @mxmaz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

sorry i’m such a LOSER !!!

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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

What happens at lesbian bars is none of my business but I support them regardless. Chicken and mashed potatoes for supper

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Can we normalize ketamine?

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

When you think of it, artificial intelligence is ableist and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper Marxist movement should seek to abolish it.

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 23/09/2026

I just dropped into a beginners karate class and absolutely obliterated a little kid.

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maz @mxmaz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

i’m bored at work i bet i eat junk food 😮‍💨

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maz @mxmaz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

i just got back from the grocery store and we are having rotisserie chicken & cornbread for dinner :3

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 22/09/2026

straying from gods light so he won’t catch me smoking cigarettes

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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 22/09/2026

you dweebs couldn’t get st*nc*l out of the top 38? cmon

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maz @mxmaz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

you’ll never guess what i’m having for dinner tonight

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maz @mxmaz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

i’m having one of those days where i freak out about digital footprints and algorithms and social media and toxicity scores and ai automated attacks on civilians

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goat geoff 🎃 @geoffreigh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Consciousness is like strapping a monkey into a room filled with screens and then tricking it into thinking it has the remote

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spooky rachel @introspectre.online · 21/09/2026

it's crazy how someone can say intentionally cruel & hurtful things to you & then act like the victim when you respond with pain

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maz @mxmaz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

i don’t understand why i pay so much money to have Bad News in my pocket

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maz @mxmaz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

i am starting to HATE my phone

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maz @mxmaz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

goddammit chad gilbert died. fuck :(

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 20/09/2026

some of you guys are alright, don't go to wicker park tomorrow

RIVERS CUOMO lookalike contest Sunday 9/20 12PM in Wicker Park $500 prize!!

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spooky rachel @introspectre.online · 19/09/2026

the reason why ppl fw me is that I dont make up fake ass woke reasons to be a hater. If I think ur a stupid annoying bitch im not gonna call u problematic or accuse u of shit that u didn't do. im just gonna call u a stupid annoying bitch. thats why ppl fw me. also im pretty

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