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Dalts

@mxchfmkr.bsky.social
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He/They, 40, CA | Trying to remind myself not to take everything so seriously. I make art. 💻 I make music. 🎧 I play video games. 👾 on.soundcloud.com/EfZcseMm7rKsYwm28

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Dalts @mxchfmkr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pretty sure I’m gonna blow this one out of the water.
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Dalts @mxchfmkr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Been up since 6:30a so I’m drinking a huge chai before seeing Kelela. Probably gonna regret it, but we’ll see.
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Peteski @peteski.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"Bury Me Under The Weeping Willow" Dead at 80, Dolly Parton with Emmylou and Linda ➛ is.gd/itspeteski
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Ken Plume @kenplume.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pee Wee Herman & Dolly Parton singing a duet? Here ya go...
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
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Black Lodge Cult @blacklodgecult.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"What do you fear most in the world?”
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Dalts @mxchfmkr.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Listening to Black Country, New Road for the first time and it’s not exactly what I was expecting. I don’t hate it, but it’s not something I can see myself listening to on repeat.
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Dalts @mxchfmkr.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I’m enjoying the new Phoebe Bridgers album, but it’s not hitting me the same way Punisher did. I know it’ll probably just take a few more listens.
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Dalts @mxchfmkr.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I wish I could just pause time so I could catch up on all the music I haven’t had the chance to listen to.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Godzilla stomps through a city and thinks to himself "For Godzilla all cities are walkable."
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Palaeo @palaeosinensis.com · 20/07/2026
#art #drawing #jaguar #blackjaguar #petroglyph #glyph
Decorative element; artwork of a jaguar petroglyph.Decorative element; artwork of a melanistic jaguar petroglyph.
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Dalts @mxchfmkr.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Having a grape soda for the first time in forever. 🥹🥹 Never going this long without one again.
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 20/07/2026
MULDER [slapping down plane tix]: Hope you packed your rain coat, Scully. SCULLY: Seattle? Mulder it's the weekend, what- MULDER [handing her a file] Confirmed sightings, Scully. This is big SCULLY [eyes wide]: My God Mulder, what am I looking at here? MULDER: The locals are calling it.. JIMOTHY
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Matt Tobey @mtobey.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I’m finally going to listen to my doctor and eat more vegetables and get more fresh air
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Wesley Morgan @wesleymorgan.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Another historical inaccuracy from Nolan—IMAX had not yet been invented in the Mycenaean period, so this is not the aspect ratio that people saw in! Smh
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Dalts @mxchfmkr.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 12/07/2026
please show respect for the dead body of someone who didn’t respect your alive body
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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alber @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 04/07/2026
happy birthday hotdogs
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Asking how people can partake in joyful acts during a period of immense suffering leads me to believe this is your first time at the suffering rodeo.
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Dalts @mxchfmkr.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
A dear friend of mine from Chicago released his debut album last week and my order came today. If you’re into Americana/country/crooners give it a listen. #americanrough #andrewsa #vinyl
An amber colored vinyl record is held up in front of an American flag, coloring the flag in its orange hue. The label reads Andrew Sa, American Rough.The album being held under a fuchsia plant. The cover of the album is a photo of a smiling mustachioed man in a cowboy hat. His chin is being held in the hand of another man. Photo of me holding up the record. The amber vinyl matches the orange design on my shirt.
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Sick Combos @sickcombos.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
yes PS5, i'm sorry PS5. i didn't mean for the power to go out. i'll be better next time i promise
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Dalts @mxchfmkr.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Checking in to say hi
Me standing to show my new shirt. It’s a striped short sleeve button-up. The colors are a deep red, hunter green, navy, and white. Reminiscent of 90s Ralph Lauren/Tommy Hilfiger. The button-up is open to show a graphic tee underneath that says Disneyland in red with a picture of Mickey Mouse above.
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Natasha Tara Petrović @ NYCC H03 @1000deaddraculas.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
c o s m o s
Rainbow colored illustration of Michiru from Katamari Damacy. She is standing in front of the Earth and exclaiming "Oh! I feel it! I feel the cosmos!" while cousins fall down from above.
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dr. thrasher, an american writer in ex(archia)(xile) @thrasherxy.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Last image from tonight (short film in the morning): this brother out here with his Singer sewing machine, gifting people a custom embroidery on their jerseys and hats with the name and the date, was more artistic than anything at Burning Man and ad gorgeous as a Caravaggio. Magic! Goodnight.
Last image from tonight (short film in the morning): this brother out here with his Singer sewing machine, gifting people a custom embroidery on their jerseys and hats with the name and the date, was more artistic than anything at Burning Man and ad gorgeous as a Caravaggio. 

Magic!

Goodnight.
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Dalts @mxchfmkr.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Spending my morning cleaning up my father in law’s email because he’s run out of storage due to 60,000+ promotional emails. 🙃🙃
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Do people mad about the odyssey casting know about bible characters being cast as vegetables
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Dalts @mxchfmkr.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Saw an ad while pumping gas the other day (already a dystopian nightmare) that was talking about how continuing to work while you have cancer can have positive impacts on your recovery. And, like, what the actual fuck?
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podzol @alfile.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Love low poly pigeon
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Dalts @mxchfmkr.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Where the hell did my day go?!
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Dalts @mxchfmkr.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Had a dream last night where I was friends with Damon Albarn and we were just hanging out talking about music and stuff.
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Dalts @mxchfmkr.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
A lady at work today said my hair looked so shiny and healthy and that’s totally made all the heat and torture of growing it out worth it.
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Dalts @mxchfmkr.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Remember when I’d just post every day about whatever mundane shit I had going on in my life?
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
reshare for alt text, republicans and rich people who want to privatize mail have been lying about the USPS and trying to push this narrative longer than I've been alive, and imposing massive financial burdens on it to make it "insolvent"
Facts You Should Know
The USPS is not in debt
The USPS is not losing money
The USPS costs taxpayers exactly $0
The USPS has always been self-sustaining
The USPS is the largest employer of veterans
The USPS employes over 500,000 people
The USPS is explicitly authorized by the Constitution
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Dalts @mxchfmkr.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I see a lot of stickers on cars that read HE>i, but the design of it just reads as HEK with a backwards K.
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 06/03/2026
“I have usernames older than you.”. Holy shit
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Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here
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My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you.
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Dalts @mxchfmkr.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
BIGSTRETCH™️
Stretching my arms over my head. My green shirt is rising up and you can see a bit of my belly.
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DOCTOR WHO TARGET BOOK CLUB PODCAST @dwtargetbc.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Our latest episode, discussing LOVE AND WAR, is now live! soundcloud.com/doctorwhotar...
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EP 191: LOVE AND WAR
You’ll never look at a mushroom omelet the same way again. We continue our foray into The Wilderness Years with our first dip into the NEW ADVENTURES, Paul Cornell’s LOVE AND WAR, which introduces our
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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 09/02/2026
Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous
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Dalts @mxchfmkr.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Finally got a purple windflower in Animal Crossing. I’ve been time traveling and watering like crazy for the last week and it finally happened. 😭😭 Now if only I could get a purple pansy… #acnh #animalcrossing
Picture of my character in Animal Crossing throwing confetti among a field of red flowers in a checkerboard pattern. There are purple buds between a couple of the red flowers.
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Dalts @mxchfmkr.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Got tipped $25 just for doing my job today. Didn’t even do anything extraordinary.
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Dalts @mxchfmkr.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Can finally see the light at the end of the tunnel for my CC debt and my score hit over 800. Now to keep it that way.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 20/01/2026
we're getting all the downsides of cyberpunk (social alienation, ruthless hyper capitalism, digital mass surveillance state) but none of the promised upsides (cheap street food, cool jackets, super drugs that make you really fast and strong before they kill you)
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DOCTOR WHO TARGET BOOK CLUB PODCAST @dwtargetbc.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Our latest episode, discussing the novelization of DIMENSIONS IN TIME (yes, that's a thing, shut up) is now live! (And yes, it's Episode 190, not 189. Wibbly wobbly timey wimey.) soundcloud.com/doctorwhotar...
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EP 190-DIMENSIONS IN TIME
Welcome to the DOCTOR WHO TARGET BOOK CLUB PODCAST, the podcast in which we undertake the [insert adjective here] project of discussing, in story order, all of the DOCTOR WHO novelizations!
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🌛Caio Santos Art🌜 @blacksalander.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
if you think about it, fishing is the oldest Gacha
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Dalts @mxchfmkr.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
I’m never good about keeping up with planners, but at least I have fun decorating mine.
Photo of a yellow yearly planner covered in stickers. Background is a light green floral blanket.
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Dalts @mxchfmkr.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Constantly reminding myself that small bits of progress still count. Completely changing my life habits overnight is impossible.
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Dalts @mxchfmkr.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I hope this year is gonna be better.
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Mothra Teresa @assistantfatso.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
This is the dick potato! Reskeet for good dick in 2026!
A fingerling potato half that looks like a cock and balls
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🆆🅴🅱🅿🅼🅰🅵🅸🅰 ™️ @perr0ckd20.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Laura Palmer's Theme
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