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National Security Advisor Captain Crunch

@murderinalgiers.bsky.social
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Theatre tech, extreme music fanatic and vinyl collector. Indoctrinating your children. Left is best.

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National Security Advisor Captain Crunch @murderinalgiers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ive never been happier to be getting the fuck out of here
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Recession indicator
A box of Hamburger helper. At the top it says to try using hot dogs instead of ground beef
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doom boy @doomboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i would actually like for child rapists to serve more than sixty days in jail
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The techbros don't want you to see this trailer. Pass it on.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization
Still from the first teenage mutant ninja turtles showing Ralph in his very effective disguise he used to go see critters at the theater
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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 27/09/2026
Robert Eggers explains why he is directing a new ‘ROMEO & JULIET’ movie: “After ‘Werwulf’ I was writing another horror movie and it got so dark again that I was like, ‘I need a break,’ so I’ll just do something about 2 teenagers killing themselves.”
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National Security Advisor Captain Crunch @murderinalgiers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Netanyahu talking about Hasan Piker in front of the UN assembly is a really great snapshot of exactly where we are in the world today
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National Security Advisor Captain Crunch @murderinalgiers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you dont reach out to a candidate after and interview to tell them they didnt get the position, fuck you.
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National Security Advisor Captain Crunch @murderinalgiers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The most "im not mad youre mad" statement ever made
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National Security Advisor Captain Crunch @murderinalgiers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Even if networks were fully covering this literally no one would care about this circle jerk
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National Security Advisor Captain Crunch @murderinalgiers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Streaming is such an unsustainable scam at this point. No company has managed to make it meaningfully profitable.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The agenda is being forced upon us. Even our games aren't safe.
A bright sun in a clear blue sky with bold text below stating, "They made the sun bisexual in GTA 6." The word "bisexual" is in a vibrant pink and blue design. "INFOWARS" is written at the bottom.
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Khayyaam #LIUKANGGANG @khayyaamb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Mario when SEGA cancels the Sonic franchise
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Zardogs @zardogs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Woah, Cosmic Crisp is impressive for a new varietal. Red Delicious is just an objectively bad piece of fruit.
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National Security Advisor Captain Crunch @murderinalgiers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
There are 1,000,001 reasons to hate Gavin Newsom
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bob barker 🍸 @insortediaboli.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“Pay a fee to earn a job” what
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National Security Advisor Captain Crunch @murderinalgiers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If Xbox kills DMC I'll lose my mind
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National Security Advisor Captain Crunch @murderinalgiers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yeah, thats gonna solve Halo's problems for sure.
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National Security Advisor Captain Crunch @murderinalgiers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bro why do they even let him speak anymore?
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National Security Advisor Captain Crunch @murderinalgiers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Evergreen tbh
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
CNN could have prevented all of this by simply reporting the news
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
A mocked up FBI wanted poster with six variations of Bugs Bunny dressed as hilarious women

Left to right:
Classic housewife bugs bunny in a peach dress with French curls and a blue bonnet 

Sexy snow bunny bugs bunny in a form fitting yellow ski suit & red lipstick 

Classy rocket bra bugs bunny in a pink blouse and a choker and red heels and a blue skirt 

Green nightgown bugs bunny looking alluring 

Cavewoman bugs bunny in an orange tattered one piece slip making a come hither expression 

Flapper bugs bunny in a red dance outfit and a big bowler hat
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National Security Advisor Captain Crunch @murderinalgiers.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bonus Lib Post of the Day
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Remember the iron rule of reporting on the Middle East: Nothing justified Oct 7th. Oct 7th justified everything.
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National Security Advisor Captain Crunch @murderinalgiers.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Watching Resident Evil last night and I realized what the hell ever happened to Jordan Peele's new movie?
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National Security Advisor Captain Crunch @murderinalgiers.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Todays Bluesky Lib Post of the Day
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National Security Advisor Captain Crunch @murderinalgiers.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Resident Evil fuckin slapped. Zach Cregger on a generational run rn.
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National Security Advisor Captain Crunch @murderinalgiers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
8 years later and Devilman Crybaby is still one of the best anime I've ever seen
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the only way to stop a bad AI with a gun is a good AI with a gun
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Thought this dude was dropping of the Sheeran tour too
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National Security Advisor Captain Crunch @murderinalgiers.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ironically, in 2026 this is actually good publicity.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 14/09/2026
Remember when a guy had a lucrative & low effort Forever Job on Bob’s Burgers & then he was still so dissatisfied with how poorly he felt America was working for him that he attended the insurrection?
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Former 'Bob's Burgers' actor sentenced to 1 year in prison for role in Capitol riot
Jay Johnston expressed regret that he “made it more difficult for the police to do their job" on Jan. 6.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
wtf kind of pets they got in there
SMOKING
BARE FOOT
PETS
PROHIBITED IN BUILDING
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National Security Advisor Captain Crunch @murderinalgiers.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
TIL there are 3 other panels in this comic
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National Security Advisor Captain Crunch @murderinalgiers.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This would have been way funnier today but they scheduled their stupid convention on the wrong days
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National Security Advisor Captain Crunch @murderinalgiers.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I visited ground zero in 2006 and it had been reduced to a sea of vendors hocking the most tacky America merch youve ever seen
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Marlow Stern @marlownyc.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
‘The Matrix’ creator Lilly Wachowski on J.K. Rowling and the new ‘Harry Potter’ series: “She is funding trans genocide. J.K. Rowling funds trans genocide, full stop. So, if you support ‘Harry Potter,’ you’re supporting trans genocide.” variety.com/2026/tv/feat...
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Lilly Wachowski on Her New Studio Anarchists United, the Black Power Origins of ‘The Matrix’ and How ‘Harry Potter’ Fans Are ‘Supporting Trans Genocide’
‘The Matrix’ filmmaker Lilly Wachowski opens up about her new studio for marginalized voices Anarchists United, J.K. Rowling and Elon Musk.
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
There were people actively dying in the towers that were doing bits!!
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@TOS_Violator

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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National Security Advisor Captain Crunch @murderinalgiers.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My econ teacher in high school was a libertarian who taught us that a flat tax is the only fair system and that if we just lived with our parents through college we could be millionaires
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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crazy ass moments in nu metal history @numetalmoment.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Two days after the 9/11 terrorist attacks Serj Tankian of System of a Down posts the essay Understanding Oil to the band's website. Sony removes the essay amid claims Tankian was justifying the attacks and the band was monitored by the CIA for subversive activities (2001)
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National Security Advisor Captain Crunch @murderinalgiers.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
He was doing well enough in the polls that theres literally no reason for him to be doing this fucking shill nonsense
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National Security Advisor Captain Crunch @murderinalgiers.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I don't think I've ever seen Republicans this desperate about an election in my entire life
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
white people when they hear “that song” on the kirkaversary
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's kind of crazy that the right wanted to turn Charlie Kirk into their Reichstag Fire, but instead they accidentally turned him into their Harambe
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National Security Advisor Captain Crunch @murderinalgiers.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I hope its incredibly slow and painful, just like his presidency was.
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National Security Advisor Captain Crunch @murderinalgiers.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
What are the odds a second dong will hit the jumbotron tonight?
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
rip charlie kirk; you would have loved to still be alive
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National Security Advisor Captain Crunch @murderinalgiers.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Lil bros brain is officially pudding
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