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National Security Advisor Captain Crunch

@murderinalgiers.bsky.social
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Theatre tech, extreme music fanatic and vinyl collector. Indoctrinating your children. Left is best.

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National Security Advisor Captain Crunch @murderinalgiers.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fire Tisch immediately
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National Security Advisor Captain Crunch @murderinalgiers.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He tried to thread the needle but its clearly gained him nothing
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National Security Advisor Captain Crunch @murderinalgiers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Trump has gone full circle into becoming a parody of himself
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 07/10/2026
Yakko and Wakko should leave the nurse alone. Firstly, she is just trying to do her job as a nurse. Secondly, she is clearly more woman than they could handle. She would destroy them, mind, body, and spirit.
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 08/10/2026
average political discourse on the internet
a reply to someone's original post (not included): "What's the context behind that? What did Mandani [sic] do?"

the original poster replies back: "idk, I assume something bad"
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National Security Advisor Captain Crunch @murderinalgiers.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh for fucks sake man
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026
Tilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan
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National Security Advisor Captain Crunch @murderinalgiers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Roseland is so packed tonight that even the air is sweaty
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National Security Advisor Captain Crunch @murderinalgiers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We deserved the final season of this bonkers shit but we were robbed
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National Security Advisor Captain Crunch @murderinalgiers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is incredibly funny infighting
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National Security Advisor Captain Crunch @murderinalgiers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Im just gonna keep scrolling before I dive too far into this and suffer irreparable psychic damage
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National Security Advisor Captain Crunch @murderinalgiers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ive never been happier to be getting the fuck out of here
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Recession indicator
A box of Hamburger helper. At the top it says to try using hot dogs instead of ground beef
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doom boy @doomboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i would actually like for child rapists to serve more than sixty days in jail
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National Security Advisor Captain Crunch @murderinalgiers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Eggplant parmesan
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The techbros don't want you to see this trailer. Pass it on.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization
Still from the first teenage mutant ninja turtles showing Ralph in his very effective disguise he used to go see critters at the theater
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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 27/09/2026
Robert Eggers explains why he is directing a new ‘ROMEO & JULIET’ movie: “After ‘Werwulf’ I was writing another horror movie and it got so dark again that I was like, ‘I need a break,’ so I’ll just do something about 2 teenagers killing themselves.”
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National Security Advisor Captain Crunch @murderinalgiers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Netanyahu talking about Hasan Piker in front of the UN assembly is a really great snapshot of exactly where we are in the world today
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National Security Advisor Captain Crunch @murderinalgiers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you dont reach out to a candidate after and interview to tell them they didnt get the position, fuck you.
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National Security Advisor Captain Crunch @murderinalgiers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Its not?
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National Security Advisor Captain Crunch @murderinalgiers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The most "im not mad youre mad" statement ever made
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National Security Advisor Captain Crunch @murderinalgiers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Even if networks were fully covering this literally no one would care about this circle jerk
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National Security Advisor Captain Crunch @murderinalgiers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Streaming is such an unsustainable scam at this point. No company has managed to make it meaningfully profitable.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The agenda is being forced upon us. Even our games aren't safe.
A bright sun in a clear blue sky with bold text below stating, "They made the sun bisexual in GTA 6." The word "bisexual" is in a vibrant pink and blue design. "INFOWARS" is written at the bottom.
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National Security Advisor Captain Crunch @murderinalgiers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
www.beryl.nyc Fun YouTube channel with lots of international recipes
beryl.nyc
Beryl Shereshewsky
Join Beryl Shereshewsky on a gastronomic odyssey! From delectable dishes to enlightening articles, our platform offers a feast for your senses.
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Khayyaam #LIUKANGGANG @khayyaamb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Mario when SEGA cancels the Sonic franchise
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Zardogs @zardogs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Woah, Cosmic Crisp is impressive for a new varietal. Red Delicious is just an objectively bad piece of fruit.
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National Security Advisor Captain Crunch @murderinalgiers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
There are 1,000,001 reasons to hate Gavin Newsom
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bob barker 🍸 @insortediaboli.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“Pay a fee to earn a job” what
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National Security Advisor Captain Crunch @murderinalgiers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Xbox killing DMC is a travesty
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National Security Advisor Captain Crunch @murderinalgiers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Saw this incredible news just now
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National Security Advisor Captain Crunch @murderinalgiers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If Xbox kills DMC I'll lose my mind
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National Security Advisor Captain Crunch @murderinalgiers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yeah, thats gonna solve Halo's problems for sure.
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National Security Advisor Captain Crunch @murderinalgiers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bro why do they even let him speak anymore?
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National Security Advisor Captain Crunch @murderinalgiers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Evergreen tbh
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
CNN could have prevented all of this by simply reporting the news
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National Security Advisor Captain Crunch @murderinalgiers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Beat you to it
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
A mocked up FBI wanted poster with six variations of Bugs Bunny dressed as hilarious women

Left to right:
Classic housewife bugs bunny in a peach dress with French curls and a blue bonnet 

Sexy snow bunny bugs bunny in a form fitting yellow ski suit & red lipstick 

Classy rocket bra bugs bunny in a pink blouse and a choker and red heels and a blue skirt 

Green nightgown bugs bunny looking alluring 

Cavewoman bugs bunny in an orange tattered one piece slip making a come hither expression 

Flapper bugs bunny in a red dance outfit and a big bowler hat
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National Security Advisor Captain Crunch @murderinalgiers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I mean you could count like 10 minutes into s4 episode 1 if you want to be specific
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National Security Advisor Captain Crunch @murderinalgiers.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Right after s3 like you said
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National Security Advisor Captain Crunch @murderinalgiers.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bonus Lib Post of the Day
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National Security Advisor Captain Crunch @murderinalgiers.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When the choices are Republican or Republican Lite, most people pick the name brand.
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Remember the iron rule of reporting on the Middle East: Nothing justified Oct 7th. Oct 7th justified everything.
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National Security Advisor Captain Crunch @murderinalgiers.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Watching Resident Evil last night and I realized what the hell ever happened to Jordan Peele's new movie?
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National Security Advisor Captain Crunch @murderinalgiers.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The funny thing about family guy is you can actually pinpoint the exact moment it turns to shit
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National Security Advisor Captain Crunch @murderinalgiers.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Todays Bluesky Lib Post of the Day
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National Security Advisor Captain Crunch @murderinalgiers.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Resident Evil fuckin slapped. Zach Cregger on a generational run rn.
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National Security Advisor Captain Crunch @murderinalgiers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
8 years later and Devilman Crybaby is still one of the best anime I've ever seen
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the only way to stop a bad AI with a gun is a good AI with a gun
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