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Matt Lombardo @mattlombardo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Kickers, man … Every time Harrison Butker misses a field goal, a tradwife gets to leave the kitchen.

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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 08/09/2026

Handedness xkcd.com/3293/

Comic. [Two people considering diagrams on whiteboard] PERSON 1 with ponytail: The W bosons produced by the collider beam will mostly be left-handed. PERSON 2: So we should send in a *right*-handed batter.

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

The Clippers’ next first round pick is in 2034, which means the next player theyll be able to draft with their own pick was born in 2015 and is currently 11 or 12 years old

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

It doesn’t get any cuter than this, folks. 😍

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

the final indignity the yankees visited upon the south

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Mike Maloney @mtmaloney.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

In the latest sign that the WNBA has truly arrived, my kids wanted to watch the All-Star game Saturday night and were bored to tears after five minutes due to lack of effort, so we watched the 3-point contest from the night before instead.

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

The Messi-Mbappé third place game fight for the Golden Boot is gonna be ELITE

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Mike Maloney @mtmaloney.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Really conflicted on who to root for here. I think Spain's kits are awful, but I'm also a lifelong collared kit hater. Decisions, decisions...

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

(Greatest soccer game you’ve ever seen) ANNOUNCER (sheepishly) ……… and remember to tune into World Cup tonight with James Corden……… he’s got Sophie Cunningham tonight

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Mike Maloney @mtmaloney.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Just a reminder that these matches are much better on Telemundo. Your level of Spanish comprehension is not relevant.

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

SCOTUS ruled 5-4 specifically for Balogun.

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Maggie Serota @maggieserota.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

If I were an action hero, this is what I’d say to the bad guy before the kill shot.

Screenshot from the paywall on a Wired article that reads: “You’ve read your last free article.”

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Mike Maloney @mtmaloney.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Chet Homgren haters are FEASTING tonight.

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Mike Maloney @mtmaloney.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

The truly baffling group in this chart is the 19% who claim to like or love dinosaurs but don't have a favorite. Not surprising to see my guy the stegosaurus once again getting no respect. #thagomizer

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Senator Ed Markey @markey.senate.gov · 07/04/2026

Completely unstable and perilous. The House must bring up impeachment articles, and the Senate needs to remove a president who wants to commit war crimes. We cannot sit idly by as Donald Trump threatens to end an entire civilization.

Washington Post
Trump warns ‘a whole civilization will die’ if Iran doesn’t make a deal
The president had issued a deadline of 8 p.m. Eastern time for Iran to open up the Strait of Hormuz, pledging destruction by midnight if leaders don’t comply.

April 7, 2026 at 9:22 a.m. EDT26 minutes ago
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

ANYONE ELSE GOT WORLD CUP FEVER

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Paul @paul182.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

being a #LFC fan right now

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Mike Maloney @mtmaloney.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

And they say as a species we're no longer capable of greatness.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

There is within me an unslaked hunger for preposterous adventure movies. I resist the bad ones, but when a "Congo" or an
"Anaconda" comes along, my heart leaps up and I cave in. "The Mummy" is a movie like that. There is hardly a thing I can say in its favor, except that I was cheered by nearly every minute of it. I cannot argue for the script, the direction, the acting or even the mummy, but I can say that I was not bored and sometimes I was unreasonably pleased. There is a little immaturity stuck away in the crannies of even the most judicious of us, and we should treasure it.

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Mike Maloney @mtmaloney.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Here's the livestream: www.youtube.com/watch?v=kX-i...

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Mike Maloney @mtmaloney.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Mark Twain's an interesting choice to head up DHS. Isn't he dead?

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Mike Maloney @mtmaloney.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

YouTube engineer Cristos Goodrow is an absolute clown. 5-6 hours per day? www.law360.com/classaction/...

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Mike Maloney @mtmaloney.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

I don't know how hockey goalies do it. Nothing would make me say "fuck this shit" and quit in an instant faster than some of these insane goals off of deflections.

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Mike Maloney @mtmaloney.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Well, he's been arrested, so I'm not sure it was just his "friendship with Jeffrey Epstein" that led to his fall from grace.

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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

in case you're curious about how angry Minnesota is about ICE, it was -20 today

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Mike Maloney @mtmaloney.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

"Of course we didn't commit a crime, you would know if we had because we would have made way more money" is a hell of a defense.

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Mike Maloney @mtmaloney.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

A “video analysis”? What exactly needed to be part of this analysis beyond “watching the video”? It’s about as clear cut of a murder caught on tape as you can get.

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Mike Maloney @mtmaloney.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

something something of the people, by the people, for the people... FDA Slow Walking a Long-Awaited Abortion Pill Safety Study: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Trump appointed FDA Commissioner is delaying a safety review of an abortion drug to avoid it being a midterm issue because the country as a whole is actually pro-choice overall which doesn't mesh with the goals of the current Republican administration.

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Mike Maloney @mtmaloney.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Oh good, the guy who complicitly helped RFK get approved to oversee the FDA (and current vaccine standards) is seeing the consequences of his actions and choosing to...tweet about it? That's great Senator, I'm sure that'll do the trick. A true man of action.

Senator Bill Cassidy trying to tweet his way out of the fact that he complicitly helped RFK Jr get approved to oversee the FDA.

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Mike Maloney @mtmaloney.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

Some additional context on the new monster heading up ACIP (courtesy of @endpts.com):

The new leader of the CDC’s flagship vaccine advisory group recently claimed that Covid-19 vaccines were responsible for a rise in cancer cases, and that the vast majority of women who get the vaccine in their first trimester have miscarriages.

The comments by Kirk Milhoan, who serves as chairman of the CDC’s Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices, were made at a Texas church and posted on YouTube in October. Milhoan also compared pandemic-era vaccination record cards to Jews who were forced to wear specific armbands during the Holocaust.

“And what they said is, if you didn’t get the vaccine, then you were dirty, right? So that brings up all the issues of what happened when the Jews had to wear the yellow Star of David, right? They were the dirty ones,” he said in the video.

Reached by Endpoints News on Monday, Milhoan did not dispute the authenticity of the video.

In the recording, Milhoan also claimed that women who receive Covid-19 vaccines in their first trimester “have an 80% chance of miscarrying.”

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Congresswoman Delia C. Ramirez @ramirez.house.gov · 10/11/2025

I've said it before, and I will say it again. We need courageous leaders that put working families at the center of all they do. 8 democrats caving to empty promises is an indefensible leadership failure For the sake of our country, Schumer needs to resign.

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Mike Maloney @mtmaloney.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

"THE BABY WAS EXPOSED TO PEPPER SPRAY, NOT TEAR GAS" An actual correction a journalist has to make in their story. #FuckICE

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Mike Maloney @mtmaloney.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Absolute scum of the earth. The pain and damage being inflicted upon the city of Chicago by this Administration and the Republican Party is unforgivable.

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Mike Maloney @mtmaloney.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

Foreign leaders literally have a kids menu for Trump to eat from when he visits. The article itself is very funny, with beautiful pictures of the decadent food that was prepared. The hamburgers somehow didn't make the cut.

A description of President Trump's lunch in South Korea, where he ordered off the kids' menu.

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Mike Maloney @mtmaloney.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

Great recap from Heather Cherone on Bovino's court appearance this morning. Would have liked a little more than a warning from the judge, but I do appreciate the severity of her attempts to reign in the Border Patrol and their bullshit in Chicago.

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Mike Maloney @mtmaloney.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

Really enjoyed when the US attorney in the case referred to the sports books as "victims" in all of this illegal gambling mess.

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Mike Maloney @mtmaloney.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

RIP. I shall watch The Fugitive for the 4,782nd time in your honor.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/10/2025

Bored National Guard Goes Door To Door Asking If Chicagoans Have Any Order They Need Restored theonion.com/bored-national-guard-g…

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

fuck her up, Phee

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