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Mike Maloney @mtmaloney.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

BASEketball knew where this was all going: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ke84...

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Matt Lombardo @mattlombardo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Kickers, man … Every time Harrison Butker misses a field goal, a tradwife gets to leave the kitchen.

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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 08/09/2026

Handedness xkcd.com/3293/

Comic. [Two people considering diagrams on whiteboard] PERSON 1 with ponytail: The W bosons produced by the collider beam will mostly be left-handed. PERSON 2: So we should send in a *right*-handed batter.

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

The Clippers’ next first round pick is in 2034, which means the next player theyll be able to draft with their own pick was born in 2015 and is currently 11 or 12 years old

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

It doesn’t get any cuter than this, folks. 😍

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

the final indignity the yankees visited upon the south

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Mike Maloney @mtmaloney.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Turns out it is, in fact, white boy day.

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Mike Maloney @mtmaloney.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

lol, can you imagine if a professional sports league moderated a subreddit?

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Mike Maloney @mtmaloney.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

"Fish store delicious protein and occasionally a person or coin", cites the story of Jonah in the Bible, the film Jaws, and the book of Matthew.

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Mike Maloney @mtmaloney.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I personally liked the part where they cited the author of original English dictionary (complete with a typo stating the dictionary's origins in 1775, when it was actually first published in 1755).

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Mike Maloney @mtmaloney.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

An exclusive photograph of Mitch's team transporting him home from the rehab center.

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Mike Maloney @mtmaloney.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I actually like some of the attention Galloway has brought to the challenges of raising boys in our current environment, but that analogy by him is pretty bad and totally undermines any point he's trying to actually make. Well, that and the fact he's doing an interview with Ross Douthat...

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Mike Maloney @mtmaloney.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

In the latest sign that the WNBA has truly arrived, my kids wanted to watch the All-Star game Saturday night and were bored to tears after five minutes due to lack of effort, so we watched the 3-point contest from the night before instead.

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

The Messi-Mbappé third place game fight for the Golden Boot is gonna be ELITE

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Mike Maloney @mtmaloney.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Really conflicted on who to root for here. I think Spain's kits are awful, but I'm also a lifelong collared kit hater. Decisions, decisions...

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Mike Maloney @mtmaloney.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

My immediate thought was "gee, maybe the NBA should have had this whole thing resolved before free agency started to avoid a mess like this."

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

(Greatest soccer game you’ve ever seen) ANNOUNCER (sheepishly) ……… and remember to tune into World Cup tonight with James Corden……… he’s got Sophie Cunningham tonight

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Mike Maloney @mtmaloney.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Just a reminder that these matches are much better on Telemundo. Your level of Spanish comprehension is not relevant.

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

SCOTUS ruled 5-4 specifically for Balogun.

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Mike Maloney @mtmaloney.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Dad's getting in a few throws before he has to get back and flip the burgers for the barbecue.

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Mike Maloney @mtmaloney.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Damn right. Anyone complaining about a foul call is missing the point.

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Maggie Serota @maggieserota.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

If I were an action hero, this is what I’d say to the bad guy before the kill shot.

Screenshot from the paywall on a Wired article that reads: “You’ve read your last free article.”

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Mike Maloney @mtmaloney.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Chet Homgren haters are FEASTING tonight.

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Mike Maloney @mtmaloney.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

The truly baffling group in this chart is the 19% who claim to like or love dinosaurs but don't have a favorite. Not surprising to see my guy the stegosaurus once again getting no respect. #thagomizer

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Senator Ed Markey @markey.senate.gov · 07/04/2026

Completely unstable and perilous. The House must bring up impeachment articles, and the Senate needs to remove a president who wants to commit war crimes. We cannot sit idly by as Donald Trump threatens to end an entire civilization.

Washington Post
Trump warns ‘a whole civilization will die’ if Iran doesn’t make a deal
The president had issued a deadline of 8 p.m. Eastern time for Iran to open up the Strait of Hormuz, pledging destruction by midnight if leaders don’t comply.

April 7, 2026 at 9:22 a.m. EDT26 minutes ago
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Mike Maloney @mtmaloney.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Thank you, I've been trying to find the best place to find these.

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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

ANYONE ELSE GOT WORLD CUP FEVER

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Paul @paul182.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

being a #LFC fan right now

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Mike Maloney @mtmaloney.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

And they say as a species we're no longer capable of greatness.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

There is within me an unslaked hunger for preposterous adventure movies. I resist the bad ones, but when a "Congo" or an
"Anaconda" comes along, my heart leaps up and I cave in. "The Mummy" is a movie like that. There is hardly a thing I can say in its favor, except that I was cheered by nearly every minute of it. I cannot argue for the script, the direction, the acting or even the mummy, but I can say that I was not bored and sometimes I was unreasonably pleased. There is a little immaturity stuck away in the crannies of even the most judicious of us, and we should treasure it.

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Mike Maloney @mtmaloney.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Here's the livestream: www.youtube.com/watch?v=kX-i...

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Mike Maloney @mtmaloney.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Mark Twain's an interesting choice to head up DHS. Isn't he dead?

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Mike Maloney @mtmaloney.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

I'm on board. I stop and get a celebratory donut after all of my dentist appointments.

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Mike Maloney @mtmaloney.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

YouTube engineer Cristos Goodrow is an absolute clown. 5-6 hours per day? www.law360.com/classaction/...

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Mike Maloney @mtmaloney.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

It's Tariff and Eve, not Tariff and Steve.

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Mike Maloney @mtmaloney.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

I don't know how hockey goalies do it. Nothing would make me say "fuck this shit" and quit in an instant faster than some of these insane goals off of deflections.

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Mike Maloney @mtmaloney.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

That pass was a nasty bit of business.

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Mike Maloney @mtmaloney.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Well, he's been arrested, so I'm not sure it was just his "friendship with Jeffrey Epstein" that led to his fall from grace.

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Mike Maloney @mtmaloney.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

"I'm not a veterinarian, I don't know how long someone can survive under a dead horse" belongs on the list of all-time Joanna Robinson quotes.

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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

in case you're curious about how angry Minnesota is about ICE, it was -20 today

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Mike Maloney @mtmaloney.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

"Of course we didn't commit a crime, you would know if we had because we would have made way more money" is a hell of a defense.

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Mike Maloney @mtmaloney.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

A “video analysis”? What exactly needed to be part of this analysis beyond “watching the video”? It’s about as clear cut of a murder caught on tape as you can get.

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