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szóval édesem, hát a faszkivan, hogyha már így kérdezed, hogy mégis hogy vagyok

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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 16/10/2026
crab in a moist crack
a crab in a moist crack
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
INLAND EMPIRE - Imagine it. An explosion. Of *stars*. Goodbye world of men, money and machines.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a little dog is sleeping on a couch, kicking its paws. A person says, “look! The little kicks!” Panel 2: in awe of the cuteness, the person continues, “what do you think he’s dreaming about?” Panel 3: in the dog’s dream, the pup is wearing a captain’s jacket, holding tightly to a wooden ship on stormy seas. In his other paw, he is gripping a harpoon as an enormous vacuum cleaner breaches violently from the water.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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👻 Sailor Boo-rtia 👻 @sailorportia.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Imagine being Shinji in this situation. You're just trying to read your blank piece of paper while your new legal guardian is doing aggressive yuribait with her coworker right in front of you
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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
caveman: you see Grong new cave painting? me: let me guess: bison, stick figures caveman: why you no let people enjoy things me: it's derivative
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jeremy Herbert
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@DDayFilms
[George Lucas, driving away from Taco Bell]
Beenba Rito
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you ever wondered why visible light is those particular wavelengths, it's because life evolved to see in the narrow range where water is transparent
Diagram of absorption of emf by water. There's a gap right that dips in the 500 nm range
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almojo @almojo.online · 16/11/2024
reposting little beepo here for posterity
tumblr screenshot of a kitten with a sad look on its face. caption reads: 
"Name: Little Beepo
Skill: Fucking Miserable
Quote: Please let me have some grease from the stovetop. I'll cry if you don't let me have some grease. I need it."reply to previous tumblr post reading: "no grease for you, little beepo. i'm sorry, but its for your own good" followed by a response from the original poster, reading "Little Beepo's misery(bolded) is increasing." repeated 4x captioning an edited photo of that same cat with one eye enlarged
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Máté @mtfarkas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ma először ébredtem úgy, hogy nincs olyan hangom mint aki 30 évesen 50 éve láncdohányos abszolút siker
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Máté @mtfarkas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
felhívott NOÉMI, a pécsi XY független pénzügyi szakértő AI asszisztense fuck you Noémi
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Máté @mtfarkas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
hogy figyeljen így az ember a meetingre
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caden cockburn @cadencockburn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
screenshot of google search "Is tweety a boy or girl"
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Bongo” Ballpoint pen, pencil, watercolor, acrylic paint, and a little colored pencil.

Our man is in trouble this time, reader. Art supplies are scattered around a painting of an abstract cityscape. On the canvas we see a man in a telephone booth making a frantic call to his cat, Bongo. In the foreground, an answering machine is taking his voicemail, [Leave a message at the beep] --- “Bongo, Daddy got stuck in the painting. Go get help, Bongo.” Bongo stands at the base of the easel looking at the phone. Her tail in the air and ears perked up. Whether she’ll be able to help is open to interpretation.

Artist’s note: One of my favorites from the Spooky Pants book. I was playing around with the idea of a painting coming to life (like that guy in Ghostbusters 2) and kind of fumbled my way into this version. I really draw a lot of corded phones. I won’t stop.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 29/09/2026
clicking on a muted reply
DEAD DOVE do not eat meme 
Jason Bateman opens the bag and goes 
I don't know what I expected
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féleség @metalkiralylany.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
toroljeka33ast.hatter.hu?utm_source=i... lehet olvasni is meg petíciót aláírni is
toroljeka33ast.hatter.hu
Töröljék a 33.§-t!
33 élet, 33 személyes történet. Ismerd meg őket és írd alá a petíciót!
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is putting on his jacket, getting ready to leave his apartment. He says, “gonna go get some ice cream.” Panel 2: the guy peeks around a corner into another room in his apartment. In the room, there is a monkey with glowing eyes floating in a large, shimmering, blue tube and some unusual technology lining the walls. The guy asks, “you want anything, omniscient monkey in hypersleep?” Panel 3: answering his own question, the guy scoffs, “psh! Duh… banana flavor.”
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Máté @mtfarkas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
yeah
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Máté @mtfarkas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
a heti irodanap után mára elkapott a dögvész, a testem víztartalmát forró teára cserélem
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
trying to build a world-destroying superintelligence but shaking my head the whole time so you know I don't agree with it
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A man stands at the ticket counter of a movie theater. An employee asks if he’d like to upgrade his ticket. “Would you like to upgrade to Cinema VIP? You can pause the film for bathroom breaks.”  Our man is intrigued by the offer. Next slide. Inside the movie theater. The film has been paused and the movie screen lets the audience know: “PAUSED FOR VIP.” Our man stands at the center of the theater with his hands raised and a VIP badge attached to a lanyard around his neck. He’s part of the Cinema VIP program but at what cost? The other patrons have become increasingly upset with the pauses. A chorus of angry voices rain down on the VIP from around the theater. “Sit down, toilet boy,” one woman yells. She’s had enough of his potty breaks. “Oh COME on.” “Get this guy outta here.” “He ruined the trailers, too.” “Take his badge.” “3 times?!” “Put a diaper on.”
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alexis nedd @alexisthenedd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
congrats to ed sheeran on his achievement
screenshot of an achievement from the game Disco Elysium. The achievement is titled "the world's most laughable centrist" for defending the political centre 7 times. 23.6% of players achieved this.
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The Other End @theotherend.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Máté @mtfarkas.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
KELL
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Máté @mtfarkas.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
hetek?
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Yes Not enough I wish Yes Yes Same class I hope so
jkrowling.com

Rumours & Misinformation

1. Is J.K. Rowling transphobic?

2. Has J.K. Rowling been cancelled?
3. Does J.K. Rowling have cancer?
4. Is Beira's Place anti-rights as highlighted V in the recent Amnesty International report?
5. Is J.K. Rowling homophobic?
6. Why was J.K. Rowling in the Epstein files?
7. Does J.K. Rowling have mold in her house?
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Máté @mtfarkas.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
ma igazán sikerült megértenem a racionálét a finomfőzelék megalkotása mögött*, zöldségkrémleves készült a mindenféléből amit a hűtőben találtam *csak ez tényleg finom is
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Máté @mtfarkas.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
van valami íratlan szabály, hogy minden online tréning platformnak kurva idegesítőnek kell lennie?
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Máté @mtfarkas.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
épül szépül a kerület, de ezt nekem miért kell hajnalban hallgatnom
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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The Other End @theotherend.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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The Other End @theotherend.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Máté @mtfarkas.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
29 éve ugyanaz a nevem, 5 éve ugyanaz a munkahelyi jelszavam, azt hinné az ember hogy le tudom írni mindkettőt hiba nélkül mostanára de hát
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Máté @mtfarkas.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
>>Meatless Vegán különleges "véres hurka" jellegű termék cursed
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
theverge.com
There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 02/09/2026
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Alice the Pettable @chizita.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You would repost a frog

a picture of a frog
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Aleks @ottismsqueaks.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
STOP LEARNING MAHJONG
• GAMES WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO INVOLVE MATH
•SO MANY YAKU yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for anything more than TANYAO
• Wanted to go for bigger hands anyway? We had a tool for that: It was called "GUESSING"
• "I should build junchan, sanshoku, and iipeiko, and call richi so I have a chance to get ura dora" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged
LOOK at what Pros have been demanding your Respect for all this time with all the tiles & yaku we created for them (These are REAL hands, played by REAL players):
桑南發死死获
企朵東北川=
東東南南南西西西北北中中中
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"You have to discard the 7 sou or you'll end up in furiten"
They have played us for absolute fools
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 28/08/2026
if you're a normal person please do not play the fucking strip mahjong game. do not let the fun and friendly appeal of something as inoffensive as pornography trick you into playing a game as evil as mahjong
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Máté @mtfarkas.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
tennem, az
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r o o @jakepaulsartre.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Chewing my arm off, bloody foam speckling my lips, screaming. Just screaming, forever.
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Máté @mtfarkas.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
me @ work én csak egy nyugis napot szerettem volna a hosszú hétvége előtt, lehetne hogy ne
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
stop
white text on a blue background:
please stop using ai to make your flyers and graphics
it looks like shit
(a picture of diddy kong)
my god
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Máté @mtfarkas.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
3x1 óra training Microsoft Teamsről, tényleg nem tudom megérteni kinek van ez, miért ennyi, ki az aki egy csetikéző appot nem tud kezelni
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Máté @mtfarkas.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
olvasom hogy idén CSAK 10 perc lesz a tűzijáték, eddig több volt?? és emberek végignézték??? és nem volt unalmas????
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a woolly mammoth swings a giant log with its trunk as a display of aggression in front of a caveman. Panel 2: the mammoth smashes the log into little pieces against a stone wall. Panel 3: the caveman has his hands up and his head lowered. His face is one of placid forfeiture. Informational text next to the caveman reads: “Earliest record of the ‘say less’ hand gesture”
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Máté @mtfarkas.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
nagyon tetszik a bsky experience ipaden
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