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Toad Ferguson

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Toad Ferguson @amho.bsky.social · 13m
Saw a skeet the other day that was like “what happened to all the hipsters?” We’re listening to AVTT/PTTN now, just found out.
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Toad Ferguson @amho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“You’re like…Yosemite Sam. But in a hot way.” Like…oof, I guess?
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Toad Ferguson @amho.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Come to life at the Philadelphia Boo Yeah, it’s the early 90s Baltimore Zoo song. What of it
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
When people point out that my dogs won't eat my corpse but my cats will, I feel compelled to reply that this is A) resourceful and intelligent B) an ecological favor that teeters on upcycling, truly, and C) I'm dead I didn't need those eyes anyway.
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Toad Ferguson @amho.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I just…can’t believe the NFL season is already upon us. #gobirds #Incultureonly #sandimashighschoolfoorballrules
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Toad Ferguson @amho.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Heard and ad for “bonus pets” and was like “hell yeah” cause I got a few cats outside. Super disappointed to realize it was for “bonus bets” and now there is no way to convince my husband to bring in these extra cats.
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Toad Ferguson @amho.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Happy 25th anniversary of the time I saw Nickelback open for 3 Doors Down at the York Fair. #neverforget
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Toad Ferguson @amho.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
What gracious gift if is to be old (40) on the scene.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see a dragon sitting on a pile of treasure. A speech bubble pointing off panel reads, “Dragon, why do you have all this treasure?”
In the second panel we zoom in on the dragons face. He simply says “shiny”.
In the third panel we pan to the left and see that there is a crow standing next to the dragon on the treasure.
In the fourth panel we zoom in on the crows face. He says “hell yeah”.
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Toad Ferguson @amho.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
“That young man is a purveyor of bad ideas.” Myself, at Doom
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Toad Ferguson @amho.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
For reasons that don’t warrant explanation: girls just be bringing the heat.
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Toad Ferguson @amho.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
M.I.R.L.P Man I Really Love Philadelphia
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Toad Ferguson @amho.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
When am I not thinking about Pancho Barnes?
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Toad Ferguson @amho.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
“If you’re getting wasted at a Stephen Star restaurant its time to reevaluate your life”- John
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Toad Ferguson @amho.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I’m obsessed with him. Zero thoughts, other than “churu” and “fresh catnip”
A buddy beige little tiger cake with matching eyes sitting on a tiled floor between a storm door and wooden door. He is cute.his name is Miguel.
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Toad Ferguson @amho.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
One of the sillier fried app service trends is the conical stand. A past prime “trend” perchance. Why are we still seeing it?
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Toad Ferguson @amho.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Panic! At the wine aisle
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Toad Ferguson @amho.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
“That serif situation is out of control” -My Husband
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The Good Phight @thegoodphight.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Let Kyle Schwarber play linebacker for the Eagles
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Toad Ferguson @amho.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Where is Maddie’s Secret showing on 70mm?
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MissGevious @bigbuttbiggerheart.online · 06/08/2026
deep fried pic of a shrimp with text
LOVE THIS ANIMALS
THE SHIMP
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Toad Ferguson @amho.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
WWMPD What Would Miss Piggy Do
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Toad Ferguson @amho.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Hey, I’m 38 just like the rest of you, but how do we listen to music now?
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Toad Ferguson @amho.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Not a lot better than a celluloid envelope, I’m telling you what.
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Toad Ferguson @amho.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Is this the day I’ve been waiting my entire life for? To become a Nielsen Household?
Letter from Nielsen with one single 2021 issued dollar bill as a “small cash gift”, crispy for being five years old.
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Toad Ferguson @amho.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Not for nothing, this scooter incident makes me miss him even more. There is a Harrison Bader sized hole in my heart.
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Toad Ferguson @amho.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Why aren’t there any tinned gin drinks?
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Dan the Gnome @brewergnome.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Look, it's not Canada's fault it takes an entire forest of sage to try to smudge out the U.S.'s evil spirits.
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Toad Ferguson @amho.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Gave wulyf a huge thumbs down. (Didn’t know they were the main band, it gave evangelical youth group, and the snare still had a price tag?) Anyway M. Told Me I couldn’t boo because “Mr.Pussy wasn’t even there” Whatever. If you deserve to get booed, you should get Booed, Mr. Pussy, or no Mr. Pussy.
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Toad Ferguson @amho.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Between butter, wine and cheeses, France has already won. Go Phils.
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Toad Ferguson @amho.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Ilona Maher: if it’s fair, she’s there. M., on my remarking about Ilona’s absence from the World Cup. (I have left instagram)
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Toad Ferguson @amho.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Gotta be honest, Dodgers V Yankees might be the most loser matchup out there.
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Toad Ferguson @amho.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
There’s a non zero chance Zevon has (had?) eaten my favorite sandwich being that it’s from Al’s Deli and he is (was?) a son of Chicago. I know. Al’s was in Evanston. Anyway, enjoy every sandwich.
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Toad Ferguson @amho.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Folks, it was a banger. Summer Eggplant Parm. She’s a no bake version ft. Aldi burrata and housemade tomato ragu. (It’s me, I’m the house.)
Translucent blue fluted plate holding girelle, topped with panko crusted aubergine filets, tomato ragu, and oozing burrata. Accented with catnip flower and a hunk of baguette
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Toad Ferguson @amho.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Looked on as two crows each picked up a little creamer cup from an al fresco table. Pretty great day all around. Go Birds.
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Toad Ferguson @amho.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Kinda disappointed we didn’t see the Big Boy Train
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Toad Ferguson @amho.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Right. Get ready for Randy Newman’s “Randy Newman” to be my entire personality for a little while.
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Toad Ferguson @amho.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Here’s the thing. I don’t give a shit about any of The Ramones, except for Dee Dee, which you understand. #masterofhiphop
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Toad Ferguson @amho.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Goal keepers are the drummers of sports teams. Change my mind.
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Toad Ferguson @amho.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Spent the holiday doing my favorite things: an all nighter for cold prep and over producing. The watermelon salad was a banger; I was super happy with the outcome of the summer version of Charlotte de Chou. (Cabbages are one of the cuter vegetables)
Chunks of watermelon with thinly sliced red onion and fennel topped with three open burrata and sliced pea podsCharlotte de Chou: what appears to be a full head of cabbage, but is really cooked cabbage leaves enveloping old potato salad.
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Toad Ferguson @amho.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Wings is way better than GnR. Had to be said.
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Toad Ferguson @amho.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Babe, remember Brick Pit?
Photo of a demolished row home down to the basement foundation-bricks galore. Must wafts into the air. A second Photo of a demolished row home down to the basement foundation-bricks galore, and some books. Must wafts into the air.
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Toad Ferguson @amho.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
MIRMTP. Man, I Really Miss Toad Patrol
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Toad Ferguson @amho.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
For her birthday yesterday, we went to Carly’s Piano Bar. There was an exorbitant amount of James Taylor. (Weird) Anyway, in contradiction to her own opinion, Carly Simon never needed him. But I’m not one to tell a fellow Hot Girl how to live. #fuckjamestaylor #carlyforver
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
happy stupid father’s day but only if your dad is dead. otherwise have a bad sunday and god bless
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Toad Ferguson @amho.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Lotsa times the only thing that cures it is David Johansen. Or perchance, Buster Poindexter. #daveyjo #buster
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Toad Ferguson @amho.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The South is crazy, this is the second time today a party came in *unannounced* for greater than six. Wtf? Call ahead for five plus. #etiquette #foodservice #restaurant
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Toad Ferguson @amho.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Boycotting the World Cup is easy if you wear a big enough brim. #Bloomsday #hatsky #worldcup
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Toad Ferguson @amho.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Don’t tell me how to live. #toadsky
Sticker of an open mouthed frog with the words “don’t obey” above and below.
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Toad Ferguson @amho.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
High on my list of still attainable (RIP Al’s Deli) favorite sandwiches. Sweet P’s of Richmond Virginia Enoki Nashville sandwich. B. O. M. B. Bomb. I think about this one when I’m not around. #sandwichsky
Sweep P’a (RVA) enoki Nashville sandwich, a pile of house fries. Cross section of Sweet P’s (RVA) Enoki Nashville. Pickles, slaw, batter fried.
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