mc @msizzles.bsky.social · 11/06/2026you throw a tshirt at the hamper, old news, hands know the weight, it goes in. nice shot you throw panties at the hamper and now we're in a different weight class. it falls short. your discharge, for everyone to see, 000
mc @msizzles.bsky.social · 03/05/2026do i actually wanna learn to play the drums or is it just a subconscious impulse developing because i just moved onto the top floor of a building & must fulfill the prophecy of the Upstairs Neighbor 000
mc @msizzles.bsky.social · 03/04/2026someone i know who was legitimately evil when we were in high school is now getting their Big Break and it's taking everything in me not to make up heinous rumors 000
Reposted by mcShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 28/02/2026"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school 140233545881
mc @msizzles.bsky.social · 01/03/2026i kinda like it when one commercial interrupts another. like ooooh.... the girls are fightingggggg 000
mc @msizzles.bsky.social · 18/01/2026i got that dog in me and it just ate a bunch of grass so it can throw up 000
mc @msizzles.bsky.social · 13/01/2026just thought to myself "man i wish there were pj pants that don't roll up your leg when you move around in bed" and then did a bunch of mental gymnastics until i arrived at footie pajamas 010
Reposted by mcRetsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 10/07/2023[yelling over club noise] I said a giant sadness has come between us 024363
Reposted by mcdavy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 15/09/2025one of the clearest signs you're dealing with a strong and principled political movement is when they want to make it illegal to make fun of them 47100682045
mc @msizzles.bsky.social · 15/09/2025super epic how higher ups at my job, with 20+ years experience, making hundreds of thousands of dollars, will ask me how to upload a file on sharepoint 000
mc @msizzles.bsky.social · 07/08/2025is drew gooden kinda hot or am i just going through something 000
mc @msizzles.bsky.social · 29/04/2025cannot believe i was in elementary school in 2007 instead of at daft punk's Alive Tour (2006-2007) 000
mc @msizzles.bsky.social · 21/04/2025GUYS HES NOT SAYING NOAH IS BAD ITS JUST AN UNFAIR COMPETITION 0830
mc @msizzles.bsky.social · 21/04/2025it's like inviting kelly clarkson to duet you. like you FOOL! its her song now 31561
Reposted by mcclare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · 16/04/2025sorry i didn’t text you back i needed 3-5 business days of alone time 4443196
mc @msizzles.bsky.social · 14/04/2025accidentally plucked a load bearing eyebrow hair and now im gonna be ugly for the next 10 days 000
Reposted by mcyaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 08/04/2025i dont want "bipartisanship" i want people dead 517320
Reposted by mcjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/04/2025we are maybe two weeks from jesse watters declaring that it’s gay for men to have sex with women 1267261913302
mc @msizzles.bsky.social · 09/04/2025can't believe there are adults named dylan. that name maxes out at like 26 000
mc @msizzles.bsky.social · 06/04/2025the evil thoughts are trying to escape via his temples and ears 120
mc @msizzles.bsky.social · 14/03/2025going to the DMV feels like the picture day episode of spongebob 000
Reposted by mcerika @yeeeerika.bsky.social · 16/02/2025when i say i'm open to feedback i mean compliments 27972192
mc @msizzles.bsky.social · 17/02/2025responding to people who write "bawling" as balling with "⛹️♀️" is so fucking funny every single time i'm sorry 000
mc @msizzles.bsky.social · 12/02/2025the sequel promo for red white and royal blue 2 is getting out of hand 010
mc @msizzles.bsky.social · 10/02/2025rip (?) death grips. i will never forget how they were 2 hours late to the venue i worked at and how the pee-scented boys waiting at the doors were still so patient and kind. itgoesitgoesitgoesitgoes 000
Reposted by mcAshley Esqueda @ashleyesqueda.com · 10/02/2025Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize 217438797078
Reposted by mcPhil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 10/02/202570,000 people in a stadium yelling "a minor." Christ 214224342934
mc @msizzles.bsky.social · 10/02/2025do you guys think they're gonna execute drake at the beginning of the halftime show or at the end 000
Reposted by mcryan 🇮🇪🎨🪴 @ryanwalters.bsky.social · 05/02/2025if god was real mitch mcconnell would’ve died 3 falls ago 😒 313813
Reposted by mcMichael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 05/02/2025if the president can say “i don’t like the department of energy,” and within a week it’s closed, then the constitution means nothing, and the president’s entire claim to power is the loyalty of the military. either he is constrained by the constitution or he’s a dictator, there isn’t a middle ground 138117802758
mc @msizzles.bsky.social · 04/02/2025anxiety is cool because my heartbeat is at 114 bpm while i'm just sitting on my couch doing nothing 000
mc @msizzles.bsky.social · 29/01/2025no it's true there are only 2 genders. top lip kissers and bottom lip kissers 010
Reposted by mclukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 27/01/2025I have a note from my doctor that says everyone has to be nice to me 28391251203
Reposted by mctido bling @its-tiidoo.bsky.social · 25/01/2025I wish I lacked critical thinking skills yall seem so happy 925466
mc @msizzles.bsky.social · 26/01/2025still thinking about the time i got to flirt with billie. would like to go back in time to punch myself in the face for that fumble 000
Reposted by mcJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 24/01/2025they're mad at Bishop Budde for asking for mercy, which is interesting to me. "mercy" situates Trump in a position of power. you don't ask for mercy from someone weak or impotent. they truly just hate compassion itself lol 161148123
mc @msizzles.bsky.social · 23/01/2025does smoking out of an apple count or does the aluminum play a specific role 100
Reposted by mcBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over! Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂 71158183198
mc @msizzles.bsky.social · 23/01/2025i hope i'm born as a twink in my next life i think id be really good at it 010
Reposted by mcIsaac Feldberg @isaacfeldberg.bsky.social · 20/01/2025One headline to rule them all 7083231459
mc @msizzles.bsky.social · 21/01/2025donald trump WILL die in my lifetime and that's reason enough to keep going #hopecoremedia.tenor.coma fairy sitting on a crescent moon with a butterfly on her headALT: a fairy sitting on a crescent moon with a butterfly on her head 030
Reposted by mcDemocracyWarrior71 @democracywarrior71.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Helpful ICE Information from JB Pritzger of Chicago, IL. Please share! 8328082077
