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Tim Newman

@mrtimnewman.bsky.social
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#DataScientist, #accountant, #TTRPG, #Improv. Loves cooking, I'm "Private chef" doing #GlutenFree for my lovely coeliac. Fairly left wing and thinks Nazis are rancid little pricks. Personal views here.

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 22h
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Tim Newman @mrtimnewman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wipeout 2097 was my first introduction to electronic music I actually liked. "2 untalented" and their hit song "No lyrics" as a mates mum called it could feck off but 2097 was banger after banger.
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The fact of the matter is that if we don't want people resorting to asking LLMs to solve their coding problems for them, we as a community have gotta get a LOT more willing to field questions whose answers we regard as painfully obvious.
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Tim Newman @mrtimnewman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lots of people in #TTRPG make perfect the enemy of good and could probably enjoy most systems if they didn't over think them. (Settings sure they can easily be problematic but most systems could probably be fun)
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Tim Newman @mrtimnewman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well done to the @memoriesofsunshine.bsky.social team for the frankly astonishing turnaround on the Embers of Humanity Kickstarter. (Months, mind blowing) The book is lovely, and I'll be aiming to blow on the dying fire and see if we can kindle something with my group soon.
The cover of a role playing game: Embers of Humanity.

It's depicts a ruined city with a large orange rift in the sky and a ramshackle settlement in the street.
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Dennis Detwiller @drgonzo123.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You said it man. Nobody fucks with the Anubis…
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CommodoreBlog @commodoreblog.uk · 27/09/2026
Someone on reddit made a custom Speccy case inlay, and it looks like a legit magazine cover tape, very cool. src r/zxspectrum
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
cuth pube
A sign that attempts to spell out "the Cube pub" by shifting the B in Cube down with the PU right before it and TH before the E.
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Tim Newman @mrtimnewman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sure thing you credulous stooges, you believe whatever the department of works tells you @juliansimpson.bsky.social www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Mystery of concrete ring at Orford Ness 'solved after 30 years'
The concrete ring on the Suffolk coast has baffled people since 1993.
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Sarah Elizabeth Cox @oispooky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
All truth passes through three stages: First, it is ridiculed; Second, it is violently opposed; and Third, it is 4 for £1.00.
Sign in a Clacton charity shop which reads Books 99p each. Fact based books 4 for £1.00
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Tim Newman @mrtimnewman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Thanos Dusting in Avengers
Alt: Thanos turning in to dust in Avengers
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Tim Newman @mrtimnewman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I missed the original stuff this thread was about but this is interesting as always. In this instance, as a Brit of a certain age, I'm mostly commenting because I saw Coxon and now have "Freaking out" by Graham Coxon in my head. What an absolute banger that song is. Even as an earworm.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Stormlight archives theme kaladin supported by
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Tim Newman @mrtimnewman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is how I know I'm a shit tier poster. I don't know what the coffee discourse is, only that it is happening. Shit tier is the place to be.
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 25/09/2026
Wish they'd do another series of True Detectorists
True Detectorists, starring Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson as Andy and Lance
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Tim Newman @mrtimnewman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Today's weather is a bit green lantern. It started off as brightest day and has quickly become blackest night.
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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sad to see Daft Punk having to make ends meet like this.
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Ramona @alderdoodle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have a mighty need! Who can point me in the direction of a trans artist that can do pen&ink/scratchboardy style illustrations (inspo attached) and will draw one in exchange for coin? gAI users need not apply, you will be sacrificed to a god of my choosing
2 black and white illustrations by Douglas Smith. One shows a boy standing on the stairs looking at a long stretching corridor. The other shows a man and a woman running down an alleyway with creepy shadows behind them.A colour illustration by Damien Worm showing a silhouette of a person standing on an entrance road to a victorian house with a single lit window.A black and white illustration by Thomas Ott showing a boy standing in front of a dark forest tunnel.
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey we’re back
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Gerry Doyle @mgerrydoyle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
this is weird because I have never heard of the song or artist until just this second
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Soph Warnes @thatsoph.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is so cool.
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Tim Newman @mrtimnewman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I like what I like innit! No particular order.
A my 9 games grid

Mass effect ledgendary edition
Sid Miers Civ vi
Xcom2
Baldur's gate
Baldur's gate II: shadows of amn
Planescape Torment
Dawn of War
Dawn of War II
FTL: Faster than light
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Tim Newman @mrtimnewman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
🎶🎶🎶🎶 Will you search through the loamy earth for me Climb through the briar and bramble I'll be your treasure... 🎶🎶🎶🎶
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Tim Newman @mrtimnewman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Randomly occured to me I would never get to introduce my son, due Novemberish, to my Dad, who passed away in 2024, and randomly and very very briefly burst into choking sobs at my desk. Absolutely fine 3s later +- some snot. If you're wondering how fucking weird grief and stress can be.
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Scarred For Life Books @scarredforlife.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The first episode of WORZEL GUMMIDGE (1979) sees the loveable scarecrow come alive for the first time, and it's directed like a scene from an Italian zombie film. Lucio Fulci would approve!
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Tim Newman @mrtimnewman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's always the ones you most expect.
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 22/09/2025
remembering this untouchable pair of comments
@muteboy.bsky.social replying
"Regional Cryptid" to the tune of "Elanor Rigby"
@wesflinn.bsky.social replying 
Regional Cryptid
Hiding inside a small park in a
flyover state
Goats use for bait
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
1/x Captain Richard Phillips of the Maersk Alabama is taken hostage in a lifeboat, and US Navy SEALs end it after five days. The snipers dealt with the guys in the lifeboat. The Belgians dealt with the guy at the top of the whole trade. A thread.
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Tim Newman @mrtimnewman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
In my haste to access my treats from @hauntedtable.games I managed to get a paper cut under my fingernail. Long term I think the vault will be worth it. Right now I am questioning my life choices...
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Patrick Star Crying from Spongebob Squarepants
Alt: Patrick Star Crying from Spongebob Squarepants
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Tim Newman @mrtimnewman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My sources say it can be disabled for 15,000,000 merits. #BlackMirror
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Tim Newman @mrtimnewman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A digression on a digression here but I particularly love the www.thewashingmachineproject.org Who build hand cranked washing machines to spread the magic of non-manual clothes washing around the world.
thewashingmachineproject.org
The Washing Machine Project
The Washing Machine Project is a grassroots social enterprise based in the U.K. aiming to alleviate the burden of handwashing clothes and empower women in low-income and displaced communities.
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Tim Newman @mrtimnewman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I would argue that a non-zero number of the dancers are significantly more famous than their celebrity partners #scd #strictly
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MeatCastle GameWare @meatcastlegameware.com · 21/09/2026
Wanna see something wild? A third-party Mothership KS estimated to ship in Sept '24 just dropped an update that it's still not done, won't be Mothership anymore, will be riddled with AI now, and no they won't be refunding anyone. www.kickstarter.com/projects/bit...
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Update 17: Alright, We're Off to the Races - Scrap Räts! · To Insanity and Beyond
I appreciate everyone's patience as we have been working through an immense backlog.  You can expect weekly updates (but likely no more than that) as we bear down to get this project down the pat...
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Tim Newman @mrtimnewman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I like Johannes as a presenter but feel sad for whichever middle aged celebrity isn't going to get their damage fixed by the most supportive man on television. #Strictly
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Lynn™ @lynn.cat · 19/09/2026
Pedro Pascal's lesser known sibling, Turbo,
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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ian.fenrisgames @fenrisgames.com · 19/09/2026
sorry
miley cyrus (left).
kilometrey cyrus (right), who is 0.621 the size of miley.
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Ray Newman @raynewman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My brother @mrtimnewman.bsky.social and I share a vivid memory of waking up one Christmas morning and seeing the glowing outline of a human form in a neighbour's garden. We've never worked out what we saw and it's about as close as I get to thinking I've had a genuine supernatural experience.
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Tim Newman @mrtimnewman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I think I'm going to start a fast food place, but the economics don't work if I have to buy the ingredients so I'm going to shop lift it all at first then move on to harvesting it myself from other people's farms direct.
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Tim Newman @mrtimnewman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hear me out: Frank Castle-Spencer. "Oh no the bad man done a whoopsie" <Executes a bunch of people accidentally>
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 18/09/2026
Good FT piece about men using GLP-1s and I *love* this quote in particular www.ft.com/content/65f4...
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Tim Newman @mrtimnewman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This popped into my head. So now I've made it your problem. It might work in yorkshire.
You've heard of elf on the shelf.
But are you ready for an example that feels like it should work
[Tinder logo placed above a Grindr logo]
But absolutely doesn't work
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Tim Newman @mrtimnewman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You can also, if you did enjoy it, buy season 1 after you listened to it so that season 3 happens.
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Tim Newman @mrtimnewman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Din Djarin: This Is The Way
Alt: Din Djarin (The Mandalorian): This Is The Way
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Tim Newman @mrtimnewman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
13 sacked police officers, it's incredible that all the iffy ones were at the same station and it's not endemic to the whole force. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Thirteenth Met Police officer sacked after Charing Cross Panorama film
PC Mason O'Connor is dismissed after a hearing found he had breached standards of professional behaviour, the Met said.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 26/07/2025
bradyfpeters on threads:
"You gotta FIGHT like Gaston
For your RIGHT like Gaston
To party all day and all night like Gaston!
- Beauty and the Beastie Boys"
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Tim Newman @mrtimnewman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Colonialism
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Tasting History with Max Miller @tastinghistory.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I made 2,000 years of mustard recipes
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Dan Sohege @danielsohege.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Awkward!!! Now that is one hell of a Comms fail, you would hope. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Zoo advertises tickets for 'child predator tour'

CHESTER ZOO

Sumatran tigers were advertised as being one of the attractions on the tour

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North West

4 hours ago

A zoo has blamed a computer error after it advertised a "child predator tour" online to see its tigers and lions.
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Tim Newman @mrtimnewman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
David Olusoga has a great voice and a house through time is fascinating but @hellybellyb.bsky.social both agree he is wasting a talent if he doesn't release a cd of bedtime stories. I don't know about kids but I'd go to sleep.
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