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Sauce_ @mrsauce.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Setting up Halloween decorations and the kids helped with this one. Usually the eyes are swapped and the smile is flipped for a menacing look. But they named this guy Anxietree and who am I to argue with that kind of genius?
A tree with foam board decorations that give it sad eyes and a frown.
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Sauce_ @mrsauce.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Also worth noting that if you add peanut butter and some strawberry jam to vanilla ice cream you're going to have a good time.
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Sauce_ @mrsauce.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My teeth don't feel right. I think I put them on backwards this morning.
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Sauce_ @mrsauce.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Car repairs and repairs to the heating in our house at the same time!?! Hell yeah, pain is great, who needs money, merry Christmas, Hallelujah, holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The reason not to triangulate against trans people isn't that it's bad politics (although I believe it is) or unnecessary (although I believe it is). It's because YOU MUST NOT ABANDON THE VULNERABLE TO DEPRAVED PEOPLE WHO WILL DO THEM HARM. If we will, what's the point of anything else we do?
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Sauce_ @mrsauce.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It still cracks me up that LOST makes you wait so long to meet Jacob and then he's just one of the rug pissers from Lebowski. The best show.
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Sauce_ @mrsauce.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
High school students weighed in on their favorite potatoes. No wrong answers here. I added @darthbluesky.bsky.social, the patron saint of the humble potato.
A whiteboard with the question, What is your favorite form of potato? The question is surrounded by answers like mashed, fries, baked, and hash browns.
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
news anchors with a sketch of a bathroom intended behind them.  the sketch is basically the male news anchor.  his co-anchor is looking at him suspiciously.
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Sauce_ @mrsauce.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Wow. If only there were a set of ethics and consequences for Supreme Court justices. Can you even imagine?
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Sauce_ @mrsauce.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The character creator in Shailene Woodley 2K26 lets you do some wild stuff.
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Nathan Field: You're a real PNG file, right?

Elizabeth Holmes on the PNG checkerboard background "Why would I deceive you?"
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scwiba @scwiba.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This man won his primary by 30 points.
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 10/09/2026
3 things about Dem politicians who dabble in transphobia: 1. It's wrong, they're wrong, on a moral basis they're being evil 2. It's stupid, they're stupid, they'll never get any credit from the fascists for it 3. It's proof you're not capable of reading or rising to this, and therefore any, moment
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
summer is over
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cee @cee.wtf · 04/09/2026
throng.cee.wtf i've invented a new way to browse bluesky
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 02/09/2026
There are endless studies showing this and also the financial and societal benefits of universal basic income and or housing-first policies but the U.S. never goes for any of it because it would require allowing the poor to receive benefits that the rich consider “undeserved”
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Sauce_ @mrsauce.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
There's a clicking sound inside my head. Good or bad?
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 31/08/2026
Amazing number of people lately who are willing to stand up and say I’m the villain, you should hate me
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
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Dawn Summers real or fake @dawnsummers.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
If you can find common ground with Jared kusher, but not zohran mamdani, you shouldn't be in democratic leadership
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Sauce_ @mrsauce.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Smh, breaking rule #1: Don't get the Discord subpoenaed.
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Jacob Evans @vumpire.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The prologue of every Stephen King novel published between 1975 and 1988: Under thy shadow by the piers I waited Only in darkness is thy shadow clear. The City’s fiery parcels all undone, Already snow submerges an iron year...--Hart Crane We've got the biggest balls of them all --AC/DC
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 20/08/2026
a tv should not be a computer. a tv should be a tv. if i choose to hook a computer up to it, that's between me and god
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Sauce_ @mrsauce.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
<mouth full> These are for raccoons?!
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Jenna Stoeber @thejenna.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
when your product is intelligence, you must create a scarcity of intelligence to profit
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
This is an absolutely terrible answer & this man absolutely should not be the next Speaker of the House
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
yeah man this is just racism
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Sauce_ @mrsauce.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Big Walk is so good. I played with my kids tonight and they loved it. They can't wait to pick it back up play again tomorrow. But first, they'll have to find a few things I've hidden around the house house.
Five red, 3D printed, gourd shaped objects standing on a 3D printer.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Stop making me choose between kidney beans and kidney cancer.
Stop making me choose between the radical left and the radical right
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Sauce_ @mrsauce.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Oh my god. What a beauty.
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1965 Datsun 1200 for sale by owner - Barrington, NH - craigslist
1965 Datsun 1200 pickup! This is a true one of one, while you do not see these very often this one was modified in 2012 when the cab was cut open and 6 inches were added to the width to accommodate...
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Sauce_ @mrsauce.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Ok, the next old poem that needs the blockbuster treatment: Childe Roland to the Dark Tower Came by Robert Browning. Except in my version Roland is a cowboy knight, fighting to save the heart of the universe from magical, evil forces. With magic doors to New York City and Maine. And Oy the raccoon.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Among the worst ideas floating around is that "the free market" will naturally achieve desirable results for society. No, it won't, not even in theory, much less in practice. Markets don't optimize "good for society" unless you make them.
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Sauce_ @mrsauce.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
They wrote an article about @powerllama.com
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Sauce_ @mrsauce.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I did something stupid followed by my kitchen and laundry room being filled with water. This is day two of my wife and kids being out of town so there's no way I'm beating the allegations. #GoodIntentions
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Hobbes @flawedfacade.blacksky.app · 27/07/2026
Squished in the middle of this story was this heartbreaking paragraph. Unconscionable.
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Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
He's quite possibly one of the worst people to have ever lived.
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Alexander Chee @alexanderchee.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I didn’t really have any interest in seeing The Odyssey until I read this. open.substack.com/pub/flintdel...
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Actually, Nolan IS kind of making a point about trans people
And I have the (ancient) receipts
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/07/2026
uh...yes?
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 21/07/2026
1. In an incredible new landmark review, the Health Council of the Netherlands has declared that gender-affirming care for trans youth works, reducing wait times is "morally urgent," and regret is rare. It is the latest of many Euro countries to advance care. Subscribe to support our journalism.
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Landmark Official Dutch Review Recommends Trans Youth Care, Call For Expanding Treatment
The review finds that wait times must be shortened, that few people detransition, and that trans youth care has enormous benefits.
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Tiffany C. Graham @bluenote123.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but that’s rape. www.salon.com/2026/07/15/m...
Quote from a paragraph in the attached article.
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Sauce_ @mrsauce.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
1)Saw a bear today. That's cool. 2)The bear was a 1/4 mile from my house. Still cool, but like, in a different way. 3)The bear was crossing the same road that my kid takes when walking to his friend's house. Cool, time to remind the kids at dinner the right way to deal with black bears. Eep! 😳🐻
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 07/07/2026
Donald Trump is a racist.
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 07/07/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/07/2026
“While we know fans have been collecting Twinkies for years, we believe that online-only snack cakes will help reduce physical clutter and allow for faster cream consumption without all the lengthy installations and updates,” said Hostess general manager Judd Freitag
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Hostess Discontinues Physical Twinkies
ORRVILLE, OH—Stressing that the change in the product line was a necessary adjustment to keep apace in the digital age, snack food manufacturer Hostess announced Monday that it would discontinue physi...
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Sauce_ @mrsauce.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Dave, we can never fully express how grateful we are for all the time and hard work you've put into this band. But the band is restructuring and we have to make cuts that help us plan for the future. We wish you good luck on your future endeavors, but this is your last day with the Matthews Band.
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Adrian Campos @friendadev.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The game industry is so fucking back
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Sauce_ @mrsauce.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
A billion a day?! These are not serious people.
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Sauce_ @mrsauce.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
In the world of finance you would call this a "dead cat bounce"
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Ricky Mondello @rmondello.com · 06/07/2026
Sunday night (derogatory)
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Sauce_ @mrsauce.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
What percentage of these 250 weren't embarrassing?
Graffiti that says “America 250” with fireworks. There’s also cartoon man with his head in the ground and his ass cheeks in the air, wearing an Uncle Sam hat and blowing a party favor with his butt.
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