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@eclectech.uk
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I make silly animations & pictures. Lots of taking photos then scribbling on them. Leans to the left. Full of woke nonsense & happy about it. Mainly on things.uk Mastodon for socials. Don't trust the broligarchy. Scotland. She/her. eclectech.uk

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eclectech @eclectech.uk · 17/09/2026
Hello. I have made a thing. A colourful collection of global disgruntlement. If you spend your time looking at the news & muttering "For Fuck's Sake" you might like it. Maybe. Illustrations of idiomatic translations of FFS from people who speak the language. Because FFS. www.eclectech.co.uk/ffs
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The FFS Project
A colourful collection of global disgruntlement, because it's good to know you're not alone. A project by eclectech, in collaboration with friends on the fediverse. Contains swears. So many swears.
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eclectech @eclectech.uk · 08/07/2026
Also, hello Bluesky. Hope you're all fine and dandy.
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eclectech @eclectech.uk · 08/07/2026
It's been a while since I've made anything even remotely positive about politics and, not gonna lie, reckon I might have missed my calling with this election sloganeering business. Or just found it. Whatever. #Binface
Vertical drawn image of colourful handwriting reading "BIN FOR THE WIN" one word per line. Each letter is lined in black and scruffily coloured in using orange, yellows and pinks. The letters are in a black bordered box with a darker slightly textured backdrop of green, red, purple and blue.
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eclectech @eclectech.uk · 23/02/2026
*waves hello* In exasperation at the Real World I have been making my own imaginary one, but a certain level of negativity appears to have followed me there.
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eclectech @eclectech.uk · 03/01/2026
FFS 2026, you had one job. I can't even...
Scribbled illustration of bright colourful OMG letters in square boxes, upon which lies a simple figure, one arm resting on their stomach, the other over their eyes.
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eclectech @eclectech.uk · 01/01/2026
This works on SO MANY LEVELS. Well. Two levels. And I like both of them. #newYearResolutions #newYear
A representation of the Drake meme with my simple scribbled Friend (very simple figure). The top panel (shying away from) reads New Year Resolution. The bottom panel (self satisfied pointing) reads New Year Revolution. So it might just be a bad pun around a new revolution around the sun, or it could be a call to arms against the autocratic broligarchy. IT'S A MYSTERY.
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eclectech @eclectech.uk · 01/01/2026
HAPPY NEW YEAR Blueskyers. May it be bouncy and joyful for you all.
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eclectech @eclectech.uk · 30/12/2025
Contemplating the upcoming New Year. I am, in general, both an optimistic & peaceful sort, but I think it might be time to smash it with a mallet & build the next one better. #newYear #sillyScribbles
An edited photo. The main source image is lichen covered rock on a headland, with a strip of deep blue sea behind and a blue sky above, with a few fluffy white clouds. A 2025 made of rock has been added, standing on the far edge of the visible boulder. A simple figure has been scribbled on the right hand side, holding an oversized metal mallet with red wood handle above their head, ready to smash the numbers and, metaphorically, the year.
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eclectech @eclectech.uk · 24/12/2025
Just wanted to pop in and wish everyone a fun festive season. This is the culmination of my advent project this year, where I added a Friend a day. You can see the whole lot here eclectech.co.uk/imagesSearch... Have a good one x
A composite photo with drawing on top. The scene is up a mountain in the Highlands, with patches of snow on the ground and sun dappled moorland in the distance. There is a large boulder on the right hand side. To its left has been placed a wooden stable filled with a knitted nativity scene with the usual stuff; a baby, Mary & Joseph, wise men, shepherds, a lamb and a donkey. 

Drawn on top, and making a rather crowded scene, are 24 of my Friend folk. Simple black and white figures wearing a wide variety of festive headgear (Santa hats, reindeer antlers, Christmas tree hats). One on the right holds a placard with the number 24 on it. One sits on a sleigh with a knitted chicken in the distance behind the stable. One lies on top, the bobble of their hat dangling down. The others stand to the sides of the stable, and inside at the back, with some sitting on the rock and the front edge of the stable. 

It's all quite busy, but they all hope you have a lovely few days, whether or not you celebrate, and whatever you are doing. And so do I.
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eclectech @eclectech.uk · 23/10/2025
If it's worth saying, it's worth saying with dancing frogs & rainbows. Oh aye. #resist #sillyScribbles
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eclectech @eclectech.uk · 04/10/2025
Welcome to autumn #sillyScribbles
A photo of around 30 tightly grouped smooth domed mushrooms, pale cream coloured, drifting to more orange at their tops. The are growing by a wooden planter, slightly blurred in the backdrop. Each of them has a cute little smiling face drawn on.
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eclectech @eclectech.uk · 31/08/2025
Probably a niche audience for this one, but I reckon the fact that this has really tickled me since it popped into my head should be sufficient proof of age for the Online Safety Act. But no. Bah.
An edited version of the 1980s Maxell casset ad with the 'blown away man'. In the ad a man sits low in an arm chair facing a speaker, with hair & necktie being blown back by the sound. The lampshade and glass next to him are also being blown back. I have made some rudimentary changes so the figure can be read more easily as a woman (much longer hair being blown back, some changes to clothing) and replaced the speaker with a large rotating cooling fan. The slogan has changed from "maxell - it's worth it" to "menopause - is it hot in here?
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eclectech @eclectech.uk · 26/08/2025
Have a fluffy dollop of cuteness. You're welcome. #sillyScribbles
A close up photo of a small densely fluffy white feather caught in some long grass. The background is a blurred mottled green. The stem of the feather runs horizontally across, and I have turned it into a mouth, adding a bottom row of teeth poking up. It has two large eyes above, and arms folded over onto its fluffy belly (or chin, depending on how you look at it - below its mouth anyhow).
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eclectech @eclectech.uk · 26/08/2025
New petition to ban payment processors stopping services based on objections to legal content. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...
petition.parliament.uk
Petition: Ban payment processors stopping services based on objections to legal content
Government should legislate that payment processing companies may not place stipulations on use of their services regarding sales of otherwise legal content and, if they do so, must face legal penalti...
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eclectech @eclectech.uk · 24/07/2025
Just a heads up that I'm not going to be trusting a random third party with my ID info so no direct messages or adult content here for me from now on. Such is life. Article on the topic, with some details about the folk doing the verification, for anyone interested. www.thegist.ie/the-gist-age...
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The Gist: Age Verification is an Epic fail
From the 21st July 2025, Ireland’s regulator will be enforcing age checks at the door for social media sites in the EU. This is the Gist.
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eclectech @eclectech.uk · 20/07/2025
Thought I'd better pop in and say hello before BlueSky designates me a child and locks people away from me 😆 Hope you're all well. I've been traveling around and investigating the hidden secrets of our wildlife. Oh aye.
Close up photo of a yellow and black striped cinnabar moth caterpillar on a red stony path. I have turned the last few yellow stripes on the right hand side grey, and added a simple figure sitting with a pot of yellow paint and a paint brush, as if they are responsible for the yellow. Which they are, as obviously this is documentary footage. Yup, definitely.
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
I understand it must be hard for people who grew up in the 60s and 70s to accept music being political.
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
I don't mind paying more taxes because people less well off than me can't. But I do object to paying more because billionaires and corporations won't.
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Hannah Grace Carter @handle.invalid · 16/05/2025
Looks like the minimum threshold for signatures of the EU Citizen Initiative on banning conversion-'therapy' was reached! More than a million EU citizens supported it! Now the European Commission will have to debate the issue! eci.ec.europa.eu/043/public/#...
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eclectech @eclectech.uk · 16/05/2025
Ban on conversion practices in the European Union, European Citizens' Initiative. On to the last day, nearly there. If you are a EU citizen and have not signed, please do so. eci.ec.europa.eu/043/public/#...
eci.ec.europa.eu
European Citizens' Initiative
Give your support !
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eclectech @eclectech.uk · 14/05/2025
Doing my periodic pop up to wave hello. Hope life is treating you well despite, you know, everything.
A close up photo of a flower and bud in my garden. On the right, filling the right half of the frame, is a beautiful bright orange flower with a dark red centre. On the left, blurred in the background, is a bud from the same plant. The orange flower has googly eyes looking left towards the bud, and a big, toothy, smiley mouth. The bud also has googly eyes, slightly wonky, and it is sticking an orange tongue out of its mouth.
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eclectech @eclectech.uk · 18/04/2025
👋Hello! Have a never ending bunny hop for a holiday weekend. Hope you're all as good as you can be on this good Friday.
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eclectech @eclectech.uk · 04/04/2025
Hello! 👋Hope everyone is as well as can be. I am definitely not ignoring everything in order to maintain my spirits. Just, maybe, 99% of things.
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eclectech @eclectech.uk · 20/03/2025
- Hey, you know how salmon jump up waterfalls on their way to spawn? I managed to catch one on video. - Nice. I hope you've treated it with appropriate respect? - - I said... - I heard what you said. (I might have just remembered that I can post wee anims here now, so have some old silliness)
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eclectech @eclectech.uk · 05/03/2025
What's that? The world has changed and so you need to make some changes? OK, we can all see the shitshow happening, maybe it's time to be brave and raise ta... WHAT?! FFS. #taxTheRich #UKPolitics
Three simple drawn figures in a mossy garden hold signs that read TAX THE RICH after reading the news that the UK government is planning to take money from the poorest instead.
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eclectech @eclectech.uk · 26/02/2025
Some silliness, because silly is important. #sillyScribbles
A square close up photo of a rusty old nut and bolt type thing (I'm not much of a DIY-er but I think that's what it is, it was taken in a Maritime Museum so was presumably once held bits of a ship together). The main body is hexagonal in two parts, I have presented the split between the two parts as a mouth, added teeth and a lolling out tongue, and added eyes above. The bolt sticks out through the top, like an odd little round hat with lines running round it.
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eclectech @eclectech.uk · 16/02/2025
*waves hello* Limiting social media at the moment because dear-fucking-lord what a mess. I need to look into how to manage my feed here a bit, as every time I visit it's full of doom news. Insightful doom, but still... Anyhow, hope you're all doing OK. Have a thing. #sillyScribbles #cloudCreatures
A photo of a big fluffy white cloud against a bright blue sky with a tall green tree on the right hand side. I have drawn eyes, arms and a bottom row of teeth onto the cloud. They look quite approachable. Also big, they look very big.
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eclectech @eclectech.uk · 19/01/2025
I'm not a big action movie person, but I would watch the shit out of this #MyfanwyAndFriend (yes, I am ignoring things and living in my own wee world at the moment, it feels sensible)
A pastiche of the Mad Max Fury Road film poster. At the top, in large blood splattered yellow letters it says "MAD MYFANWY FURY ROAD". It is set against a stormy sky, above a stylised desert landscape. Myfanwy, a large knitted chicken, replaces the woman, facing right wioth a large gun hanging from a chain around her. On the right the ma is replaced by the friend, a simple drawn figure, but in this case with the metal casing over their face and a chain dangling down. They point a gun to the left, over Myfanwy's head. An indistinct  dead person lies on the ground by a felled motorbike.
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eclectech @eclectech.uk · 18/01/2025
This has been stuck in my head since reading all the rubbish about how US businesses are pre-caving in to their new orange overlord and running away, like the pathetic creatures they are, from any semblance of decency. Needed to shake it out on to the screen to move on to something nicer.
Two panel pop art style Lichtensteinesque comic strip (not particularly accomplished, this sort of thing is not a strong area for me). Left hand side is a close up a dotty face, a white man with brown hair looking slightly perturbed. There is a thought bubble leading to the man, reading "But what if people different to me are happy and successful too?!". The right hand panel shows an explosion in the bottom left, a huge bright yellow spiky DEI in the centre, and a man running away in the top right hand corner.
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eclectech @eclectech.uk · 15/01/2025
My wee folk have been making art in the garden. They call this piece "The Transient Nature of a Sunbeam on a Winter's Day in Scotland" #sillyScribbles
A photo of a stone surrounding by a flat semicircle of ice, standing upright on a mossy lawn. The ice has been "painted" with translucent yellow stripes going out from the stone centre. To the right a simple drawn figure stands in the grass, gesturing towards the ice.
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eclectech @eclectech.uk · 14/01/2025
It's important to protect our mushie friends from the morning frost. Oh aye. *nods wisely* #sillyScribbles
A photo of two light brown mushrooms growing in a mossy frosty lawn. They are both wearing knitted hats (the one on the left a white one with a bobble, the one on the right a blue and white stripey one). They both have faces drawn on and are smiling. Well, they would, wouldn't they? Someone has knitted them lovely hats!
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eclectech @eclectech.uk · 12/01/2025
Good evening bluesky. I continue to be a bit rubbish over here. I offer a moment of calm from a recent sunrise as recompense.
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eclectech @eclectech.uk · 31/12/2024
Happy Hogmanay to all, and a Happy New Year when it comes #MyfanwyAndFriend #HNY
An edited version of Bacchus by Caravaggio, with Bacchus represented by a large teal and cream knitted chicken (Myfanwy). She has grapes and vine leaves in her hair and wears a draped robe. On a stone table in front is a bowl of fruit and a large carafe of red wine. She holds a shallow goblet of the same wine. The painting has been extended to a square and to her right is Friend, a simple drawn figure also with grapes and vine leaves on their head. They have their arm around Myfanwy and the other holds a pineapple hollowed out and filled with a fruity drink, with straws poking up from it. In front of them on the table is a wooden calendar marking it as 31 December. There are also two party poppers, waiting to be popped at midnight.
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eclectech @eclectech.uk · 30/12/2024
Still haven't quite got into a rhythm with checking over here, but hope you're all having a splendid holiday period *waves hello*
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eclectech @eclectech.uk · 24/12/2024
Quick post to wish a fun festive season to all who celebrate, and a fun non-festive season to all who don't. Have a good one x
An edited version of Henry Raeburn's The Reverend Robert Walker Skating on Duddingston Loch where the Reverend skates in with both arms folded across his chest, wearing a black frock coat and hat. In this version the scene has been extended, and the Reverend has been replaced by Friend, a simple drawn figure, who is followed by Myfanwy, a large teal and cream knitted chicken. They both wear Santa hats. The image sits within a ornate frame.
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eclectech @eclectech.uk · 19/12/2024
Getting in the festive MOOOOOOOOOd
A square photo of a pale cream coloured Highland Cow, taken from quite low down with the cow looking down at me. They are standing in a frosty field, with a wooded hillside in the distance behind them, and a blue sky dotted with thin fluffy clouds. The cow has large horn curved up to the top corners of the photo, an
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eclectech @eclectech.uk · 12/12/2024
Festive borb. You're welcome.
Photo of a small round European robin, with bright red front and face, and brown wings, back and tail. Is is standing on the top of a frosty orange plastic cone, which it is gazing down at, and the background is white with some out of focus very faint marks - text on a local street sign. It is wearing a tall fluffy Santa hat.
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eclectech @eclectech.uk · 08/12/2024
Hope everyone is getting in the festive spirit 🎄 I've spent the day putting festive hats on things. Strong recommend.
A square photo of a Chibi Totoro plushie (a white fluffy creature with two tall ears and googly eyes) wearing a knitted Christmas Pudding hat with paper holly decorating the iced section. It sits on a dark grey surface with a bold red blurred backdrop.
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eclectech @eclectech.uk · 04/12/2024
Who's a cute little hairball? You are! You're a cute little hairball! #sillyScribbles
A close up photo, focused on a ball of Highland Cow hair against a soft green backdrop. A twist of silver metal barbed fencing crosses the centre of the image horizontally, and the hair is tightly wound round the central barb, a result of the cows in the field using it for a scratch. The hair is mainly ginger, with a few black. The hairball has a sweet smiling face drawn on, and outstretched arms. I think it wants a hug.
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eclectech @eclectech.uk · 29/11/2024
Me, checking my list of stuff to do before it's officially the weekend #sillyScribbles
A sprig of Ramalina (sea ivory) lichen peeks up from behind a grey rock covered in encrusting white and orange lichen. The Ramalina is a wild shock of very pale creamy-green tendrils. I have added googly eyes to it, half hidden by the rock, and hands grabbing on, so it looks like it is peering cautiously at the world beyond.
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eclectech @eclectech.uk · 26/11/2024
Evening all. Say hello to Mona Fanwy. Or not. Up to you. We'll never know how she feels either way, enigmatic chicken that she is. #MyfanwyAndFriend
The Mona Lisa, but with a large teal and cream knitted chicken (Myfanwy) instead of the woman.
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eclectech @eclectech.uk · 24/11/2024
My spirit fungi, captured at the exact moment they realised the weekend is nearly over #sillyScribbles
Photo of a round, bumpy, brown fungi growing on a moss covered tree stump against a blurred light brown woody backdrop. The fungi has lost a chunk of itself on the left hand side, which I have interpreted as an open mouth. I have added eyes above and arms raised in horror.
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eclectech @eclectech.uk · 22/11/2024
Should be doing stuff. Haven't quite managed to summon up the energy. #sillyScribbles
A close up of branches of a flowering shrub, with layers of thin branches and clusters of white flowers. There is a V shaped branch on which a simple cartoon figure rests, reading a book.
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eclectech @eclectech.uk · 21/11/2024
The Treachery of Images, chicken edition #MyfanwyAndFriend
An image based on Magritte’s The Treachery of Images, but instead of a pipe it's a knitted chicken, and instead of saying "Ceci n'est pas une pipe" it says "Ceci n'est pas une poule". The colour palette is similar to the original, so a brown chicken on a textured cream backdrop.
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eclectech @eclectech.uk · 20/11/2024
Have some raindrop related nonsense #sillyScribbles
A photo of a flat green leaf fills the bottom half of the image, against a very dark background. The leaf has a number of small, round water drops on it, and one slightly larger one towards the left hand side. A simple drawn figure stands on the right, behind the leaf and leaning over it, holding a snooker cue on a rest, ready to hit one of the balls of water.
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eclectech @eclectech.uk · 19/11/2024
Teamwork. Dangerous, foolhardy, teamwork. #sillyScribbles
A seagull stands on a blue pier barrier, with the sea beyond and then a beach and promenade buildings on the seafront in Llandudno, Wales. The seagull looks to the right, where a simple hand drawn figure is dancing in a silly pose to get the gull's attention. On the left is another  holding an oversized air gun, poised to HOOOOOOONK.
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Mark @vbloke.com · 18/11/2024
Happy 39th birthday to Calvin & Hobbes.
Calvin & Hobbes
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eclectech @eclectech.uk · 18/11/2024
An observation on the uncopyrightable nature of AI art and questioning the possibility of a digital being as artist (2024, digital collage and knitted chicken) #MyfanwyAndFriend #sillyScribbles #AIArt A response to this story from a few weeks back gizmodo.com/famous-ai-ar...
The award winning AI generated image that has been judged to be non-copyrightable is placed on an easel. The image has been edited to add a large teal and cream knitted chicken. The chicken itself is standing beyond the easel, posing for the simple, digitally drawn figure who is standing in front of the easel with a teal tinged paint brush. Insightful commentary innit.
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eclectech @eclectech.uk · 18/11/2024
Monday morning, comin' atcha #sillyScribbles
A photo of a large white fluffy cloud against a blue sky. There is a tree covered hill that cuts diagonally across the bottom section of the image. The cloud has a brighter section that appears to jut out towards the lower part, which I have interpreted as a lower jaw. I have drawn teeth sticking up from it, including a long pointy tooth on both sides. Above there are two eyes, and below two arms hold the top of the trees.
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eclectech @eclectech.uk · 17/11/2024
- So, are you going to try and explain this AT ALL? - *giggles* - Well? - I don't think so, no. #sillyScribbles
A photo of a small vertical stone with a spiral yellow and brown shell on the top. The shell has wild staring eyes and chomping teeth drawn on, the stone has a happy face, and arms held up to its mouth.
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