Reposted by mr_mustashRadley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I feel you, Daniel L 434356673
mr_mustash @mrmusta.sh · 24/07/2026Usually I love being a DBA but catastrophic data loss is not one of those times. Just finished my 4th 12-hour day in a row but the data has now been recovered. Laphroaig has never tasted this good. 120
mr_mustash @mrmusta.sh · 24/06/2026Possibly the greatest studio album of all time. Musicianship that’s absolutely beyond belief. 001
Reposted by mr_mustashWeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 18/06/2026This is George. He just tried freshly grated pecorino romano for the first time. Will not be accepting anything less from here on out. 14/10 (IG: citygeorge) 15990491004
Reposted by mr_mustashjust chase 🎃 @manacurves.bsky.social · 10/06/2026One of my favorite David Lynch quotes ever. Happy Pride! 05914
Reposted by mr_mustash🎃Bushybritches🎃 @bushybritches.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Never have I felt more in tune with a stuffed animal. 331098121
Reposted by mr_mustashTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 04/09/2023"Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego--" WHAT ARE YOU A FUCKING NARC??? 1443178
Reposted by mr_mustashonion person @junlper.beer · 06/05/2026funniest thing i’ve ever seen 433241465347
Reposted by mr_mustashmuch like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 03/05/2026pouring one out for a homie. Thank you, Jeeves. 141059363
Reposted by mr_mustashJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 02/05/2026fried rice, while delicious in theory, has never existed and cannot be made by human beings. it requires rice to be pre-made and refrigerated in advance and we as humans lack the capacity to plan that far ahead. in the future, computers may be able to help us do this 442333359
Reposted by mr_mustashCharlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Holy shit, I have NEVER been more excited for a movie. 196180133168
Reposted by mr_mustashderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Here is an easy solution: Food stains are humiliating, as they suggest you're a little baby who can't feed themselves. Oil stains, such as those you'd get from working on your car, suggest you're tough, independent, and skilled. Thus, simply cover your food stains with used motor oil. 745075710
Reposted by mr_mustashharpy @harpy.party · 15/04/2026there are more ass and titties on the internet, Horatio, then are dreamt of in your philosophy 0569
Reposted by mr_mustashReconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 11/04/202690% chance in the next decade we get an astronaut who says "Moons haunted" to NASA 318010
mr_mustash @mrmusta.sh · 10/04/2026I have been meditating for over a decade and I wish I could be as zen as this bunny. 010
mr_mustash @mrmusta.sh · 09/04/2026I’m in a country bar in Auckland named “Jolene” playing the worst bro country that serves no US domestic brews. I think I’ve found the back rooms of life. 5104
Reposted by mr_mustashMatt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 08/04/2026I’m at a park trying to scrub my brain clean of the day and even the sunset looks like a fucking mushroom cloud 530020
Reposted by mr_mustashDREW WISE @drewwise.bsky.social · 07/03/2026🩷 ɪᴛ'ꜱ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴇꜰꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ! 🩷 71178514908
Reposted by mr_mustashderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 07/03/2026the price of oil surging means you can burn your shein clothes, extract the oil, and make more money than you paid 738783992
Reposted by mr_mustashWeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 04/03/2026This is Koyuki. Please do not disturb her. She's in ice cream scoop mode right now. Needs to focus. 12/10 (IG: fuji_bull) 1509907913
mr_mustash @mrmusta.sh · 01/03/2026Before June 26, 2025 I knew very little about horse racing, let alone Japanese horse racing. Now I think about little else. Getting to see Uma Musume in theaters in the US is absolutely crazy to me, but I’m so glad that I get to! 000
mr_mustash @mrmusta.sh · 28/02/2026Not to be a doomer, but I’m expecting bright flashes in the Middle East any second now. 100
Reposted by mr_mustashSorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Never forget who you’re fighting for. 45110152800
Reposted by mr_mustashWeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 25/02/2026These dogs are having the time of their lives following this week's historic blizzard in the Northeast. Please enjoy. 14/10 for all 252153522680
Reposted by mr_mustashMara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Wait, THIS is young Anton Chekhov? This? Good lord. Let that gun go off, daddy 1297486922
Reposted by mr_mustashPaula Cheshire 🏳️🌈🇵🇸 @paulacheshire.bsky.social · 24/01/2026 Bos días, good morningndkjg... #comic 2749109
Reposted by mr_mustashIan Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 23/01/2026MINNESOTA VERSION OF COME OUT YE BLACK AND TANS 442137901
Reposted by mr_mustash👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 22/01/2026only thing blue line i recognize 🫡 2791001438
Reposted by mr_mustashGIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15 @giveitupfor15.bsky.social · 15/01/2026GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15 26532
Reposted by mr_mustashAmanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Fine, whatever, this random cat is your new god of the winter solstice 11180441644
Reposted by mr_mustashWii Shop Wednesday @wiiwednesday.bsky.social · 24/12/2025A Wii Wednesday Christmas Eve! 18955
Reposted by mr_mustashHolodeck Four @holodeckfour.bsky.social · 13/12/2025The Measure of a Man ❤️ 3608
Reposted by mr_mustashderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 05/12/2025wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics 1128255034107
Reposted by mr_mustashRichard Pettigrew @wiglet1981.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat 246122952391
mr_mustash @mrmusta.sh · 12/11/2025Except this time they’re actually taking our precious bodily fluids for use in GPU cooling. 🙃 000
Reposted by mr_mustashDr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 02/11/2025If you're in line to bat at Game 7 of the World Series STAY IN LINE 223528537
Reposted by mr_mustashderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 26/10/2025it's crazy that if you're a cat, your only two life outcomes are eating out of a trash can or getting treated like a little baby 2639609844
Reposted by mr_mustashJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/10/2025the last six weeks or so of m's baseball has been some of the most fun baseball i've seen in my life 502165171
mr_mustash @mrmusta.sh · 11/10/2025We’re upset because of the amount of anxiety it endues in us BUT THAT DOESNT MATTER BECAUE THE MARINERS ARE GOING TO PLAY FOR THE AMERICAN LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP. 020