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mr_mustash

@mrmusta.sh
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he/him, geek, grill dad, wine mom, the droid you are looking for, galactic viceroy of database excellence, ੯‧̀͡⬮ aficionado

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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I feel you, Daniel L
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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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A four-panel comic featuring a small black cat sitting in a soft, dreamy landscape beneath a blue sky. As the panels progress, the cat’s expression changes from calm to increasingly wide-eyed. The text across the panels reads: “I wish your August is full of the things that make you happy.” The final panel shows the cat with enormous, sparkling eyes, adding a sweet and hopeful feeling to the message. The artwork has a gentle, textured, hand-drawn style with pastel blue, green, and pink tones in the background.
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mr_mustash @mrmusta.sh · 24/07/2026
Usually I love being a DBA but catastrophic data loss is not one of those times. Just finished my 4th 12-hour day in a row but the data has now been recovered. Laphroaig has never tasted this good.
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mr_mustash @mrmusta.sh · 24/06/2026
Possibly the greatest studio album of all time. Musicianship that’s absolutely beyond belief.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 18/06/2026
This is George. He just tried freshly grated pecorino romano for the first time. Will not be accepting anything less from here on out. 14/10 (IG: citygeorge)
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just chase 🎃 @manacurves.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
One of my favorite David Lynch quotes ever. Happy Pride!
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🎃Bushybritches🎃 @bushybritches.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Never have I felt more in tune with a stuffed animal.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 04/09/2023
"Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego--" WHAT ARE YOU A FUCKING NARC???
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onion person @junlper.beer · 06/05/2026
funniest thing i’ve ever seen
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
pouring one out for a homie. Thank you, Jeeves.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
fried rice, while delicious in theory, has never existed and cannot be made by human beings. it requires rice to be pre-made and refrigerated in advance and we as humans lack the capacity to plan that far ahead. in the future, computers may be able to help us do this
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Vibe update
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Holy shit, I have NEVER been more excited for a movie.
Anne Hathaway bought the rights to a novel about a tradwife influencer who wakes up in 1855 and has to actually live the life she's been selling online. The book is called Yesteryear. It came out 3 days ago. The film rights were already sold to Hathaway, who will produce and star.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Here is an easy solution: Food stains are humiliating, as they suggest you're a little baby who can't feed themselves. Oil stains, such as those you'd get from working on your car, suggest you're tough, independent, and skilled. Thus, simply cover your food stains with used motor oil.
A white garment with some kind of food stain. Humiliating. A pair of dirty hands rest on a car engine. Rough, tough, cool.
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harpy @harpy.party · 15/04/2026
there are more ass and titties on the internet, Horatio, then are dreamt of in your philosophy
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
90% chance in the next decade we get an astronaut who says "Moons haunted" to NASA
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
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mr_mustash @mrmusta.sh · 10/04/2026
I have been meditating for over a decade and I wish I could be as zen as this bunny.
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mr_mustash @mrmusta.sh · 09/04/2026
I’m in a country bar in Auckland named “Jolene” playing the worst bro country that serves no US domestic brews. I think I’ve found the back rooms of life.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I’m at a park trying to scrub my brain clean of the day and even the sunset looks like a fucking mushroom cloud
Sunset over the Pacific Ocean but the lens has distorted the light in such a way that it looks a bit like a yellow and orange mushroom cloud
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
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mr_mustash @mrmusta.sh · 10/03/2026
I am not OK.
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DREW WISE @drewwise.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
🩷 ɪᴛ'ꜱ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴇꜰꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ! 🩷
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
the price of oil surging means you can burn your shein clothes, extract the oil, and make more money than you paid
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 04/03/2026
This is Koyuki. Please do not disturb her. She's in ice cream scoop mode right now. Needs to focus. 12/10 (IG: fuji_bull)
a white orb covered in black speckles and spots rests on a dark sofa cushion. the left side is a dalmatian’s face, tucked in toward her haunches with her thin tail wrapped up to hug her face. she is looking at the camera with one sleepy brown eye.
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mr_mustash @mrmusta.sh · 01/03/2026
Before June 26, 2025 I knew very little about horse racing, let alone Japanese horse racing. Now I think about little else. Getting to see Uma Musume in theaters in the US is absolutely crazy to me, but I’m so glad that I get to!
A movie poster for Umamusme Pretty Derby: Beginning of a New Era inside a frame at a movie theater.
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mr_mustash @mrmusta.sh · 28/02/2026
Not to be a doomer, but I’m expecting bright flashes in the Middle East any second now.
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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Never forget who you’re fighting for.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 25/02/2026
These dogs are having the time of their lives following this week's historic blizzard in the Northeast. Please enjoy. 14/10 for all
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Wait, THIS is young Anton Chekhov? This? Good lord. Let that gun go off, daddy
Young Anton Chekhov, the playwright, looking super hot in his 20s
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Paula Cheshire 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸 @paulacheshire.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Bos días, good morningndkjg... #comic
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 23/01/2026
MINNESOTA VERSION OF COME OUT YE BLACK AND TANS
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
only thing blue line i recognize 🫡
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NEW: U.S. Postal Service driver yells at and appears to flip off Border Patrol agents while they were speaking to someone in a Honda Civic in Minnesota.
"Go home, you f*cking losers!" the man yelled as he flipped off the agents.
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GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15 @giveitupfor15.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15
Mr. Krabs from the SpongeBob SquarePants cartoon rings a cowbell while yelling, "Give it up for day fifteen!"
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Fine, whatever, this random cat is your new god of the winter solstice
That black cat named Moon at Stonehenge surrounded by its adoring crowd during this year's winter solstice
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Wii Shop Wednesday @wiiwednesday.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
A Wii Wednesday Christmas Eve!
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Holodeck Four @holodeckfour.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
The Measure of a Man ❤️
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
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Richard Pettigrew @wiglet1981.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
Pope stands holding a baseball bat on a plane
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 2, Episode 15
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mr_mustash @mrmusta.sh · 16/11/2025
JET ALONE MY BELOVED
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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
If you're in line to bat at Game 7 of the World Series STAY IN LINE
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
it's crazy that if you're a cat, your only two life outcomes are eating out of a trash can or getting treated like a little baby
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mr_mustash @mrmusta.sh · 21/10/2025
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
the last six weeks or so of m's baseball has been some of the most fun baseball i've seen in my life
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mr_mustash @mrmusta.sh · 11/10/2025
AND THE MARINERS ARE GOING TO PLAY FOR THE AMERICAN LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIPS. MY OH MY!
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Evangelion Screenshots @ngescreenshot.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Neon Genesis Evangelion premiered on this day thirty years ago. Angel Attack, the first episode, will be the focus of today's posts.
NEON
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EPISODE:1
ANGEL ATTACK
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mr_mustash @mrmusta.sh · 01/10/2025
I almost don't want to finish up the final boss... Silksong has been so beautiful and has quickly become my all time favorite game. I don't want to see it end. 😭
A screen shot from Silksong showing "Completion 100%" in the player's menu.
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