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The Good Place Every Line

@thegoodplace.meorge.com
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Posts a line from NBC's hit comedy series The Good Place every hour. A very mediocre way to experience a very good show. (SPOILERS OBVIOUSLY) Run by @meorge.com || Transcripts sourced from the internet and may contain some errors, because pobody's nerfect

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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 18m
Why would you even know that?
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 1h
First of all, throwing sand is an excellent way to put out a vodka fire.
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 2h
I mean, do I also have to tell you to not throw sand?
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 3h
And not stealing people's stuff, that is just a basic kindergarten rule.
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 4h
Eleanor, in order to be a good person, you have to do good things.
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 5h
I know I broke some ethical rule, but I had good reason.
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 6h
You stole Tahani's diary.
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 7h
What do you think that means?
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 8h
Huh.
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 9h
[fire crackling]
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 10h
So I could see if her handwriting matches the note and also read about all the mean and terrible things she's definitely done so I can prove she's actually evil.
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 11h
I stole Tahani's diary.
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 12h
Nah... don't worry about it.
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 13h
Hmm?
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 14h
What's that?
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 15h
I'm super ethical now.
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 16h
Yeah, you're a great teacher.
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 17h
Am I clear? Do I make sense?
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 18h
Am I a good teacher?
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 19h
What's wrong?
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 20h
[door closes]
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 21h
Hey, man.
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 22h
I have a very bad stomachache.
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 23h
I think you just twisted yourself up into a knot.
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 30/09/2026
But you just kept revising and rewriting and adding words to your title.
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 30/09/2026
You're a brilliant guy, Chidi.
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 30/09/2026
I mean, on page 1,000, you start section two with the sentence, "Of course, the exact opposite might be true."
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 30/09/2026
Oh, no.
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 29/09/2026
I mean, it's so convoluted, I just kept reading the same paragraph over and over again, trying to figure out what the heck you were saying.
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 29/09/2026
This took me two weeks to get through.
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 29/09/2026
You see, Chidi, I can read the entirety of the world's literature in about an hour.
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 29/09/2026
She's right.
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 29/09/2026
Hey!
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 29/09/2026
It's a mess, dude.
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 29/09/2026
It's, um... how shall I put this?
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 29/09/2026
Chidi, here's the thing... see, I read your whole book, all 3,600 pages of it.
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 29/09/2026
I want to keep working on my manuscript.
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 29/09/2026
Um, but I just want to be an academic.
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 29/09/2026
Thank you for trying to find me a new hobby.
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 29/09/2026
I just can't get this right.
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 29/09/2026
I told her to be less flirty and now she's cruel and distant, apparently.
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 29/09/2026
Oh, brother.
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 29/09/2026
This whole thing is stupid.
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 29/09/2026
Whatever.
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 29/09/2026
Janet.
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 29/09/2026
Watch, I'll blowtorch your face off.
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 29/09/2026
Don't be a baby. It can't hurt you.
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 29/09/2026
This equipment is very scary!
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 29/09/2026
You could learn sculpture, you can make furniture, you can get your hands a little greasy, you know, and you make things.
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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 29/09/2026
Okay. Arc welding.
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