Caroline Siede @carolinesiede.bsky.social · 10hLoved, loved, loved the themes and character work of Lanterns, even if I’m not entirely sure I could describe the plot if you asked me to. 0111
Caroline Siede @carolinesiede.bsky.social · 12hI wanted to watch a thriller to kick off October, so I finally decided to catch up on All Her Fault!girlculture.substack.comEvery thought I had watching ‘All Her Fault’A year later, I’m finally catching up on the buzzy Peacock thriller 021
Caroline Siede @carolinesiede.bsky.social · 13hAdmittedly, I do like Digger a little more if I imagine it's making fun of One Battle After Another winning Best Picture. 040
Caroline Siede @carolinesiede.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I’m rewatching Agatha All Along ahead of WandaVision and what a show! We didn’t appreciate it enough while it was airing. 3213
Caroline Siede @carolinesiede.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Digger and Primetime are both movies where I’m like “aren’t you actively doing the thing you’re righteously critiquing other people for doing??” And with a release schedule specifically aimed at winning awards for doing it? Does that not undercut the point? 061
Caroline Siede @carolinesiede.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I didn’t have a bad time watching Verity, exactly, but I left it thinking, “That’s it??” Wish it had been less safe and more gonzo.girlculture.substack.com‘Verity’ needed a second draftDakota Johnson, Anne Hathaway, and Josh Hartnett struggle to elevate the latest Colleen Hoover adaptation 140
Caroline Siede @carolinesiede.bsky.social · 03/10/2026They should make a movie about the hubris of a millionaire cult leader trying to win an Oscar by starring in a satire about how evil, rich white men are ruining the world… 161
Caroline Siede @carolinesiede.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Rolled my ankle coming out of my Sense and Sensibility press screening and THAT’S a 4DX experience. 110
Caroline Siede @carolinesiede.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I wrote about one of the kindest, gentlest, sweetest rom-coms of the '90s and why they don't make movies like this anymoregirlculture.substack.com‘Return to Me’ and the lost art of ’90s rom-com filmmakingDavid Duchovny and Minnie Driver sparkle in a Chicago-set hidden gem 153
Caroline Siede @carolinesiede.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The best thing about getting older is getting to witness the Josh Hartnett-assance. 050
Caroline Siede @carolinesiede.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The whole time I was watching Verity, I wished I was watching Trap… 120
Caroline Siede @carolinesiede.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Women are pragmatic, emotionally rational protectors and we’ve built our entire society around saying that’s not true and men are. Just complete social gaslighting. 040
Reposted by Caroline SiedeHannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward 10134493774
Caroline Siede @carolinesiede.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If you want a 10,000 word deep dive into what makes Heated Rivalry so good, boy do I have a series of essays for you! 192
Caroline Siede @carolinesiede.bsky.social · 28/09/2026That’s a wrap on my Heated Rivalry reheat! You can now read my full slate of episodic retrospectives for just $7!girlculture.substack.comHow the ‘Heated Rivalry’ finale seduced us all“The Cottage” finds romance in its smallest moments 030
Caroline Siede @carolinesiede.bsky.social · 27/09/2026For everyone catching up on The Love Hypothesis this weekend! 020
Reposted by Caroline SiedeCaroline Siede @carolinesiede.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I tried to avoid learning anything about The Love Hypothesis in advance so I could experience it in real-time with all of you. Come watch along with me!girlculture.substack.comEvery thought I had watching ‘The Love Hypothesis’Prime Video’s new streaming rom-com puts Lili Reinhart in some Reylo fanfic 042
Caroline Siede @carolinesiede.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I think being a figure skating fan helps you appreciate Heated Rivalry on a deeper level because you spend way more time thinking about Russian athletes than the average American. 020
Caroline Siede @carolinesiede.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The thing is, I do believe Taylor Swift has a Fabelmans in her and that will be her true masterpiece album. (And Babylon is maybe a glimpse of it?) 170
Caroline Siede @carolinesiede.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The thing is, I do believe Taylor Swift has a Fabelmans in her and that will be her true masterpiece album. (And Babylon is maybe a glimpse of it?) 030
Caroline Siede @carolinesiede.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Babylon > Cleveland (if you don’t listen to the lyrics) > Patient Zero > Pink Clouding (also I'm baffled by who this one is about) 020
Caroline Siede @carolinesiede.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Not a critique of The New York Times' best TV of the 21st century list so much as a "yes and"girlculture.substack.comThe 100 great(est) female-led TV shows of the 21st centuryAn addendum to The New York Times 0134
Caroline Siede @carolinesiede.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Sorry, but The Pitt at #36 on the NY Times Top 100 TV Shows of the 21st Century list is insane. The Pitt's "serious" fans are in as much psychosis as they claim the online fandom people are 130
Caroline Siede @carolinesiede.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The thing about Primetime is that it critiques Chris Hansen for turning evil men into sordid entertainment to chase ratings... all while turning Chris Hansen into sordid entertainment to try to win an Oscar. And I just couldn't shake the irony of that. Here's my review for Decoding Everything.decodingeverything.com‘Primetime’ Is Sleazy, Surreal, and Strangely HollowRobert Pattinson stars as Chris Hansen in A24’s garish examination of the 'To Catch a Predator' phenomenon 130
Caroline Siede @carolinesiede.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Season four of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds felt a little all over the place while it was airing, but came together for me in the end with a delightful finale that puts Uhura (and Scotty!) front and centeravclub.comA strong season finale gives Strange New Worlds a new sense of purposeUhura takes center stage for a story that previews Kirk’s Enterprise 060
Caroline Siede @carolinesiede.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I don’t really feel parasocial about actors or directors, but I do feel very parasocial about TV showrunners and I don’t know what’s up with that. 1111
Reposted by Caroline SiedeDavid Chen @davechen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026PRIMETIME comes out in theaters this weekend. I loved it! But do check out @carolinesiede.bsky.social's review for Decoding Everything, in which she finds it a bit of a hollow exercise that doesn't quite live up to its potential www.decodingeverything.com/lance-oppenh...decodingeverything.com‘Primetime’ Is Sleazy, Surreal, and Strangely HollowRobert Pattinson stars as Chris Hansen in A24’s garish examination of the 'To Catch a Predator' phenomenon 0191
Caroline Siede @carolinesiede.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I tried to avoid learning anything about The Love Hypothesis in advance so I could experience it in real-time with all of you. Come watch along with me!girlculture.substack.comEvery thought I had watching ‘The Love Hypothesis’Prime Video’s new streaming rom-com puts Lili Reinhart in some Reylo fanfic 042
Reposted by Caroline SiedeEvan Maple VO @evanmaplevo.com · 22/09/2026it’s been said a ton already but I really do appreciate mamdani so throughly dismantling the core democrat ideology of “we actually can’t ever do anything helpful or good because of. circumstances” 738531018
Caroline Siede @carolinesiede.bsky.social · 21/09/2026God bless Heated Rivalry's fifth episodegirlculture.substack.comThe anatomy of a perfect hour of TVEveryone deserves sunshine in Heated Rivalry’s world-stop penultimate episode 050
Caroline Siede @carolinesiede.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I’m not sure it’s meant to be (although maybe it is), but the part in Heated Rivalry where Shane keeps trying to guess what’s wrong with Ilya’s dad instead of just letting him finish his sentence is so funny to me. A socially awkward king. 2141
Caroline Siede @carolinesiede.bsky.social · 18/09/2026This week's Star Trek: Strange New Worlds had some of the clunkiest ADR I've ever seen in an episode of TV but managed to (mostly) win me over in the endavclub.comStrange New Worlds taps into some vintage Star Trek spirit to turn La’An into a pretty, pretty princessStrange New Worlds taps into some vintage Star Trek spirit to turn La’An into a pretty, pretty princess 070
Caroline Siede @carolinesiede.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It happened to me: I got really into Dancing with the Starsgirlculture.substack.comWho I’m rooting for on ‘Dancing with the Stars’From Julia Stiles and Amber Glenn to a Hanson brother and a Paralympian 120
Caroline Siede @carolinesiede.bsky.social · 16/09/2026For this month's Princess Diaries column, I wrote a 1,600 word love letter to Mulan 🥰girlculture.substack.comMulan is the peak Disney Renaissance princessThe Princess Diaries #8: Mulan (1998) 082
Caroline Siede @carolinesiede.bsky.social · 14/09/2026This is a really great statement from Macklemore 072
Reposted by Caroline SiedeCaroline Siede @carolinesiede.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Pleased to report the "All The Things She Said" sequence in Heated Rivalry still hits. Here's my recap of the tuna melts and dance floor breakdowns of "Rose."girlculture.substack.com‘Heated Rivalry’ recap: All the things she saidShane and Ilya reach a point of no return over tuna melts and dance floor breakdowns 051
Caroline Siede @carolinesiede.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Pleased to report the "All The Things She Said" sequence in Heated Rivalry still hits. Here's my recap of the tuna melts and dance floor breakdowns of "Rose."girlculture.substack.com‘Heated Rivalry’ recap: All the things she saidShane and Ilya reach a point of no return over tuna melts and dance floor breakdowns 051
Reposted by Caroline SiedeCaroline Siede @carolinesiede.bsky.social · 11/09/2026If Practical Magic 2 were just kind of bad, that would be one thing. But it feels a little bit toxic too and that’s a much harder curse to shake.girlculture.substack.com‘Practical Magic 2’ conjures up some very male-centered witchesSandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman return for a legacy sequel that misunderstands what made the original so beloved 081
Caroline Siede @carolinesiede.bsky.social · 12/09/2026The Vampire Lestat soundtrack really spoiled me because why is the Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes soundtrack pulled directly from the movie complete with weird audio quality shifts and snippets of dialogue? Give me a clean Rachel Zegler performance!! 172
Caroline Siede @carolinesiede.bsky.social · 11/09/2026If Practical Magic 2 were just kind of bad, that would be one thing. But it feels a little bit toxic too and that’s a much harder curse to shake.girlculture.substack.com‘Practical Magic 2’ conjures up some very male-centered witchesSandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman return for a legacy sequel that misunderstands what made the original so beloved 081
Caroline Siede @carolinesiede.bsky.social · 11/09/2026If you're looking for something to mark the day I so, so recommend the musical Come From Away (streaming on Apple TV). It tells the story of the small Canadian town that took in all the planes diverted when US airspace was closed on 9/11. One of the best musicals I've ever seen. 292
Caroline Siede @carolinesiede.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I loved this week's Star Trek: Strange New Worlds, which evoked the energy of the TNG movies of the '90s, mostly thanks to a standout guest turn from Joe Morton.avclub.comKirk commandeers an exhilarating Star Trek: Strange New WorldsKirk commandeers an exhilarating episode with a tremendous guest appearance by Joe Morton as a Klingon War vet at the Enterprise's helm. 150
Caroline Siede @carolinesiede.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I was mixed on the Hunger Games: Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes movie, but I just finished the book and it absolutely RULES. Suzanne Collins is so good at capturing the mundane sociopathy of young Snow’s internal monologue. 180
Caroline Siede @carolinesiede.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Seeing Sandra Bullock 2.0 attempt to revisit a Sandra Bullock 1.0 role made me realize how much her entire modern comedic schtick is just saying “no” to everything. 161
Caroline Siede @carolinesiede.bsky.social · 08/09/2026We’ve gotta let Kenny Ortega direct a big screen musical again. 061
Caroline Siede @carolinesiede.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Heads up Girl Culture (and Heated Rivalry) fans: This is your last chance to get grandfathered into my original $5 a month pricing before rates for new subscribers raise to $7 a month tonight at 7pm central! 010
Caroline Siede @carolinesiede.bsky.social · 07/09/2026In this week's #HeatedRivalry reheat, it's time to talk about Scott and Kip!girlculture.substack.comScott and Kip are so key to ‘Heated Rivalry’Though Shane and Ilya barely appear, “Hunter” tells us a whole lot about their relationship through its contrast with another 010
Caroline Siede @carolinesiede.bsky.social · 04/09/2026This week's Star Trek: Strange New Worlds randomly became a soap opera parody? But at least there was kind of a reason for it? IDK, man, this season is all over the place in a very strange wayavclub.comStar Trek: Strange New Worlds goes full soap opera, to mixed results“Like Chronitons Through The Hourglass,” so are the days of the Enterprise 080
Caroline Siede @carolinesiede.bsky.social · 02/09/2026This week's great installment of Lanterns made me realize there's a new trend in TV lately—experimental third episodes that serve as a calling card for what the season wants to do thematically www.avclub.com/lanterns-epi...avclub.comThird episodes are now the most experimental place on TVIt used to be that shows saved their fireworks for their penultimate episodes. But the way TV is made and watched today necessitates some earlier flash. 1145
Caroline Siede @carolinesiede.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Forget Myers-Briggs, love languages, and the Enneagram, the true personality test is which pro you would want to be paired with on Dancing with the Stars. 130