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Tiffany Bond

@tiffanybond.com
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Relationship mortician, ski mom, lover of machine-washable throw blankets. No one of consequence. Somewhere in the Maine mountains.

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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 28/09/2026
Failing to understand consent is weaponized incompetence to make rape a-ok 👍 Neat.
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 27/09/2026
It's #SundayCheckIn for 9/27. How was your week? How are you holding up? What do you need? What are you struggling with? What has helped? What kindness would help you? Remember to wash your sheets.
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 23/09/2026
I got very exciting beans in the mail today but don't know how to make them. Give me your favorite suggestions!
Box of Rancho Gordo beans
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 22/09/2026
You all. I spy with my little eye SOLAR IN MY FENCE.
Fence panels being installed, with solar.
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 22/09/2026
Given the state of the world, I've never been happier to have solar panels arrive several days early.
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 20/09/2026
It's #SundayCheckIn for 9/20. How was your week? How are you holding up? What do you need? What are you struggling with? What has helped? What kindness would help you? Remember to wash your sheets.
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 17/09/2026
First panel of the fence in 🍾
8 foot tall fence panel on posts.
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 15/09/2026
Watch my child launch himself into the stratosphere www.instagram.com/reel/DdSUCS8...
instagram.com
Spencer Pearson-Bond on Instagram: "#ski #dryslopeskiing #freeski 🎥@spin_dawg and Graem"
28 likes, 4 comments - spencerskiing on September 14, 2026: "#ski #dryslopeskiing #freeski 🎥@spin_dawg and Graem".
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 13/09/2026
It's #SundayCheckIn for 9/13. How was your week? How are you holding up? What do you need? What are you struggling with? What has helped? What kindness would help you? Remember to wash your sheets.
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 09/09/2026
I've finally had to charge my vehicle away from home. This is SO MUCH less than gas.
Charging estimates cost <$30
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 08/09/2026
Making 13 and his BFF's baseball dreams come true.
Pitcher on mound at Fenway
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 06/09/2026
Husband says I have perfected the blueberry ratio in pancakes (approximately half blueberries)
Blueberry pancakes in panStack of blueberry pancakesSo much blueberry
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 06/09/2026
It's #SundayCheckIn for 9/6. How was your week? How are you holding up? What do you need? What are you struggling with? What has helped? What kindness would help you? Remember to wash your sheets.
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 03/09/2026
What's up, duc?
Duck, ripe for the booping
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 31/08/2026
Today I've decided that whatever my biggest annoyance is shall be my band name. Due to an unfortunate hot tea event, I was in court performing with my crew "scalded nipple". What's your band name?
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 30/08/2026
It's #SundayCheckIn for 8/30. How was your week? How are you holding up? What do you need? What are you struggling with? What has helped? What kindness would help you? Remember to wash your sheets.
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 30/08/2026
Move in day 😬
Empty dorm room
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 29/08/2026
Everyone I have talked to is having a trash week. I don't want to talk about my heavy stuff. Give me your most petty, most first world problem from this week. Mine is the chocolate pop I got for free on my birthday melted a little in the car and resolidified so the texture was less than ideal.
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 26/08/2026
The world is a dumpster fire but I won a school placement hearing today.
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 24/08/2026
I appreciate everyone being skeptical of the beef situation and appreciate your optimism that it's a horse substitute instead of a soylent green scenario.
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 23/08/2026
It's #SundayCheckIn for 8/23. How was your week? How are you holding up? What do you need? What are you struggling with? What has helped? What kindness would help you? Remember to wash your sheets.
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 21/08/2026
I'm starting to feel very good that I have some things in my freezer that have been there since before the FDA fell apart. I wasn't "being lazy about cooking", I was "anticipating governmen failures".
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 20/08/2026
Look how wiped out our boy is from a week of sleep away camp
Dog asleep in car
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 18/08/2026
21 years ago today...
Wedding photo
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 16/08/2026
It's #SundayCheckIn for 8/16. (It's also my 50th birthday ) How was your week? How are you holding up? What do you need? What are you struggling with? What has helped? What kindness would help you? Remember to wash your sheets.
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 09/08/2026
It's #SundayCheckIn for 8/9. How was your week? How are you holding up? What do you need? What are you struggling with? What has helped? What kindness would help you? Remember to wash your sheets.
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 08/08/2026
They have a much bigger pool, but this is their pool of choice. Reminds me of how our cats will always sit in the small box.
Ducks in small kiddie pool
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 08/08/2026
I'm saying this as someone who does not want this outcome. I'm the target market for the swing votes for the Maine Senate race. (An independent voter, who has voted for both R and D in the past) I get ALL the marketing and ads. Without a *massive* strategy shift, Collins is going to win.
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 04/08/2026
No, thank you.
98°F
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 04/08/2026
What kind of peppers do we think these are? I planted a random seed I found on my kitchen counter to see what would grow, but there are probably at least a dozen kinds of pepper seeds we've had in the house.
Baby peppers
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 02/08/2026
It's #SundayCheckIn for 8/2. How was your week? How are you holding up? What do you need? What are you struggling with? What has helped? What kindness would help you? Remember to wash your sheets.
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 31/07/2026
Men will tell us that women only find guys who are over 6 feet tall who make 6 figures attractive. ...then Peter Dinklage will stroll in as an artisan peasant and have the ladies leaning in for him and his handicrafts.
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 30/07/2026
I'm just a girl, watching a Senate race set money on fire in a way that won't take Susan Collins out of office less than 100 days from an election, wanting them to make wiser choices.
Scene from Austin Powers: slow moving, completely preventable death
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 29/07/2026
My office is separate from the house. However, the duck barn is visible. I'm in a mediation and it starts raining so in the background right here on the screen a whole Benny Hill scene plays out in this window with 13 trying to get the ducks back into the barn as he slides around on wet grass/mud.
Shot of corner of screen showing window outside
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 29/07/2026
15 has been struggling with the no snacks upstairs rule we have so I got him a cookie jar with a lid for if he MUST have something to snack on while doing homework so that there is less temptation for rodents. Friends, would you like to guess what I found in this?
Grinch cookie jar
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 26/07/2026
It's #SundayCheckIn for 7/26. How was your week? How are you holding up? What do you need? What are you struggling with? What has helped? What kindness would help you? Remember to wash your sheets.
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 26/07/2026
'sup?
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 24/07/2026
I turn 50 next month. We're supposed to do something for that one, right? Except I haven't been a party person for many years. I don't really want to drive/go anywhere. I don't really covet anything from childhood that I can but with my grown up money. I don't care for cake. What should I do?
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 24/07/2026
I had better not end up with a house duck.
Duck on dog bed
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 22/07/2026
My car tweezers have made it back into my vehicle. Nature is healing.
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 21/07/2026
15 is on his very first solo flight. I'm very glad that with minors we can still do the goodbye at the gate. That was one of the most annoying things to lose as airline travel has gotten worse.
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 21/07/2026
Facebook is feeling like a desperate ex
Memory reminder...from 17 years ago
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 20/07/2026
Current view
Dog on sofa at a small business
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 19/07/2026
Being an independent/unenrolled voter in Maine feels like being in a shitty relationship where you are trying to give the other person every piece of information they need to make it healthy and they just DARVO you.
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 19/07/2026
It's #SundayCheckIn for 7/19. How was your week? How are you holding up? What do you need? What are you struggling with? What has helped? What kindness would help you? Remember to wash your sheets.
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 17/07/2026
Today's unexpected work challenge was locating an envelope in my office (I send things priority mail these days with no internal envelope). Why would I need a regular envelope? To snitch to court on a party for emailing me a photo of someone else's erect junk last night. Never a dull moment.
Envelope with "explicit image enclosed" written on the front
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 16/07/2026
Husband, who claims to very much dislike the ducks, has taken the initiative to set up a duck-cam. What have we become?
Ducks, in barn
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 16/07/2026
I am pleased to say the ducks are no longer in my kitchen and have been relocated to one of the barns. It's a festivus miracle!
Ducks, in barn
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 15/07/2026
Folks have asked me who I think is most likely to beat Susan Collins in the fall. Of the available candidates, the one most likely to pull the voters that I did when I ran for Congress (who decided CD2 twice) is Shenna.
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 14/07/2026
If you are not from Maine or currently living in Maine, don't come here to protest ICE or to be a citizen journalist. Please and thank you. Those are valuable things, but they are likely to swing more support to Collins. We've got this.
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