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@mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social
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sensitive misanthropy. grammar like a hammer. waxin' and milkin' ain't no tellin' when I'm down for a jack move.

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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 32m
@ihavethatonvinyl.com I cordially invite you join the Guardians bandwagon for the ALCS whaddya gonna do pull for the rays eww gross
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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 3h
@ihavethatonvinyl.com somehow, despite being around and appreciating styx, I made it 44 years without hearing this one. it is hella good stoner music, that falsetto, my lord. youtu.be/5XcKBmdfpWs?...
youtu.be
Styx - Too Much Time On My Hands
YouTube video by StyxVEVO
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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 5h
@bransonreese.bsky.social the 4 year old was rampaging, and I was kind of exasperated and said please don't go pimpono mode and that just made him yell "go pimpono mode!" repeatedly while still rampaging. whoops.
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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
this one did heavy rotation for me, but I'm willing to concede it might just be because it was the first time he GOES CORNELL after a couple of bad and tame Soundgarden records, and that's what I'm here for. youtu.be/7H0--80KRUM?...
youtu.be
Shadow on the Sun
YouTube video by Audioslave - Topic
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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
your poor down arrow 😞
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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
do you see what happens when you bloog about ice cream, Brian? this is what happens, Brian. this is what happens when you bloog about ice cream, Brian.
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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
aw now you're just playing mad libs with Skyrim dialogue
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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the "tech startup CEO vest" but it's cut like a halter top. Just saw one. Is this a thing now? please don't let this be a thing now.
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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
if there is more than one thief they are thieves, and if there is more than one beef then they are beeves. the thieves of beeves. my logic is flawless.
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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
oh damn, never thought of this one. could be a game changer. have to make some room next to my deodorant and saline solution (don't knock it til you try)
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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@sabs.bsky.social creaturefector headline game immaculate 😂
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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@dennisperkins5.bsky.social if you had to bullet point for someone who's read comics, but not GL comics - yellow lantern bad?
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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@hamiltonnolan.bsky.social "Jacksonville Jaguars, Microsoft Corporation, and the NFL are fictional characters" was a big hit in this household, well-done!
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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
couldn't they have let you sit like an actual human person for the photo? 😂
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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
that sounds amazing. i used to be a really active and vivid dreamer, and then when I quit drinking, I don't know how they are related, but I never remember my dreams at all anymore. maybe like once a month. it sucks.
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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@davidjroth.bsky.social mick jagger saying "magglio ordóñez"
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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Basketball Player's Epic Dunk
ALT: Basketball Player's Epic Dunk
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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I thought it was colin quinn lol
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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
having some cognitive dissonance because i am vehemently opposed to the death penalty, but this world only survives if we kill 20% of all the men immediately.
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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
just gonna break the wrist, walk away.
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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I feel like there hasn't been a good "I love weed" song in awhile.
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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
TPB: Bubbles Goes to Law School
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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
type-click-type.ghost.io/liberty-bibe... by @briancgrubb.bsky.social
type-click-type.ghost.io
Liberty Biberty Is My Enemy
Get it out of here.
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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i forgot about these guys! i never listened to them because the first time i heard of them was when the picture got out of that guy's face after Jack White beat the holy shit out of him. Still not the most petty reason i've shunned a band.
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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
everyone heard that zeppelin song and opted the fuck out.
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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it's like one those spot the difference things where it's the same picture!
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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@ihavethatonvinyl.com do you think that having 2 examples of something is enough to qualify it as a genre? in the videos for U2's 'Numb', and Off With Their Head's 'Clear The Air' there is "man sits in front of the camera and tries to sing a song while other people do stuff to him". just sayin'.
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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
acumen with the vacuumin'
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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
by curious coincidence, "great call by nobody" i'm pretty sure is one of the banners they have up at the cleveland browns practice facility
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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the venerable @robdelaney.bsky.social has a multi-part podcast/analysis of the novel with an actual Dick Scholar, it's really good, and you might enjoy it.
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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
wasn't that the name of prince's character in purple rain?
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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
lmao
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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
keeping a seat warm for you on the Guardians bandwagon. He didn't get elected until CLE lost the Series in '16. It's the only way to reset the timeline.
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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
damn luxe you're a real Suppton Sinclair over there!!
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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@neorsd.org I never really thought "drawing lightning bolts" was gonna be a skill I needed to stay sharp on past 6th grade, and I paid dearly for my error.
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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
really a lot of this energy.
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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
bill and ted as the wyld stallyns doing God Gave Rock and Roll at the end of Bogus Journey.
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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
chillups '28, many are saying.
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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
do you have your older stuff in like a link library or would you find it the same way I would (more or less)?
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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
a boner in sweatpants
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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I really appreciate that you took the time to do the hair also. a primetime performance, baby, nice.
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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hell yeah! this sounds like a good one, congratulations.
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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
y'all better cool it with the lipnicki jokes, I looked him up recently and he's MMA now, he can straight up fold youz asses.
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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
for men of a certain age, at the time he came into prominence, you step to Jon Stewart, you steppin' to death row, so no matter what he does I will always find him repugnant and detestable, but that might be just me.
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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
we need to update that 'grant me the confidence of a mediocre white man' thing to be 'of a customer service AI' for crissakes everyone needs to die.
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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
sounds like something New York's hottest club has in a Stefon bit.
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