"Mr. Goals" @mrgoals.bsky.social · 08/10/2026it's nice to know the manatees that create the Family Guy cutaway gags now work for newspapers too 000
Reposted by "Mr. Goals"Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdEp...youtube.comThe Tim Heidecker Podcast #0001 - Jeremy Levick, Rajat Suresh, Sean CowanYouTube video by InfoWars 1732136
Reposted by "Mr. Goals"UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 01/10/2026It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...cnn.comThe tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNNIt’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened. 902311389
Reposted by "Mr. Goals"Blocked Party @blockedparty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Stefan Hell 7: The Death of a Fast Food Reviewer w/ @kevinbartelt.bsky.social. Joey nearly dies and we dig into it all here. Could we have foreseen this? Will he eventually die in his car? And John gives an algo update www.patreon.com/blockedparty...patreon.comStefan Hell 7: The Death of a Fast Food Reviewer w/ Chef Kevin | Blocked PartyChef Kevin (podcaster/streamer) joins us for the first time for another edition of Stefan Hell, where Stefan decides what we cover for an ep 2395
Reposted by "Mr. Goals"Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 19/09/2026tilly norwood vs fred flintstone made up: ✅ / ✅ has a job: ❌ / ✅ catchphrase: ❌ / ✅ pet dinosaur: ❌ / ✅ is a virgin: ✅ / ❌ 713798527
"Mr. Goals" @mrgoals.bsky.social · 05/09/2026dude the clit is literally *hiding* under a hood and you're telling me it's not hard to find? 120
"Mr. Goals" @mrgoals.bsky.social · 30/08/2026feel like pure shit just want him back. yes I am talking about the streaming service called Max 000
Reposted by "Mr. Goals"larry nguyen @larrynguyen.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Ian K. Did You Know The Hollywood sign Now Call Larry Wood. 0135
"Mr. Goals" @mrgoals.bsky.social · 25/08/2026DJ Khaled will not see your jokes but your friends who refuse to eat pussy will 010
"Mr. Goals" @mrgoals.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Sporcle quiz about how many of your passwords and PINs you can remember 100
"Mr. Goals" @mrgoals.bsky.social · 23/08/2026If you do the thing where you try to plug in a USB cable but you can't so you flip it around and you can't plug it in as you realize it was right the first time so you have to flip it back... You are an enormous loser and I will be forced to cut all ties with you. 010
"Mr. Goals" @mrgoals.bsky.social · 23/08/2026This has maybe never been truer than right now, right this moment... 001
"Mr. Goals" @mrgoals.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Michaels are always saying shit like "What kind of a name is Gary?" 010
"Mr. Goals" @mrgoals.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Hi Julie, this is Dan from high school. I know I never spoke to you, I only poked you on Facebook every day like 15 years ago, but it looks like they removed that feature so this is how I have to contact you now. Anyway, our mutual friend Matt just passed away. 020
Reposted by "Mr. Goals"Wanna Hear Some Halo Lore? @stefanheck.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I had 120k followers and basically owe my career to Twitter and I left in 2023 and don’t miss it! This place has its issues but one thing that’s nice is it doesn’t throttle links, so people actually click on podcast and stream links. Our Twitch CCV has essentially doubled since we moved here! 669858
"Mr. Goals" @mrgoals.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I know you're not supposed to eat chips in your bed because you'll get crumbs, but I just ate some at my desk and then I went to lay down in bed for a bit, and when I rolled over I crushed a chip from the bag I was just eating from 10 feet away. So it kind of feels like nowhere is safe these days... 010
"Mr. Goals" @mrgoals.bsky.social · 10/08/2026probably the first time a podcast episode title made me laugh before listening for context @whatatimepod.bsky.social 020
Reposted by "Mr. Goals"BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 29/07/2026BayBayFriend will never fall off ☝️☝️☝️⬆️⬆️⬆️👆👆👆 082
"Mr. Goals" @mrgoals.bsky.social · 23/07/2026you never forget the day you stopped fapping and instead started jacking off 000
Reposted by "Mr. Goals"josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I love this clip. It's fun to think about a time when people didn't know how to pronounce "Quentin Tarantino" 1424636
"Mr. Goals" @mrgoals.bsky.social · 12/06/2026new baby hippo dropped so let's remember my favorite start to a tweet ever 010
"Mr. Goals" @mrgoals.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Grogu has been around for so long now, he (she? I've never watched star wars) should be called Infant Yoda at this point 😂😂 000
Reposted by "Mr. Goals"TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 22/04/2026The first edition of the podcast’s phone swapping game was a real hit. @demilardner.bsky.social 21858180
"Mr. Goals" @mrgoals.bsky.social · 09/04/2026has anyone noticed that the only ethical use of ai is the one that I like? 000
"Mr. Goals" @mrgoals.bsky.social · 01/04/2026has anyone noticed that stepdaughters don't get stuck in the washing machine or under the couch as much as ~5 years ago? maybe it was a covid symptom 000
"Mr. Goals" @mrgoals.bsky.social · 29/03/2026FUN FACT: sexual terms such as "kiss my ass", "lick my butt", "tongue my stinky hole" were actually used as insults before humans invented cleaning their body in the early 2010s 000
Reposted by "Mr. Goals"Daniel Golson @dsgolson.bsky.social · 24/03/2026"What you made with Sora mattered" is one of the least true things that has ever been written 644174612
Reposted by "Mr. Goals"Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 10/03/2026They truly want you to believe this shit is inevitable and actually better than human endeavor but the one surefire thing that can stop it is not agreeing to the first two things. That’s all! That also means not willingly feeding it. It’s not difficult to avoid using it! 01125179
"Mr. Goals" @mrgoals.bsky.social · 01/03/2026im doing things with my penis that seemed unimaginable even 5, 10 years ago 000
"Mr. Goals" @mrgoals.bsky.social · 01/03/2026twitch streamers with a fart fetish are becoming a real issue 020
Reposted by "Mr. Goals"libby watson @libbycwatson.com · 23/02/2026make NO plans for saturday night because i will be challenging JF, stefan, demi and tom to a quiz based on our group chat. twitch.tv/libtron don't miss it 71707
Reposted by "Mr. Goals""Mr. Goals" @mrgoals.bsky.social · 23/12/2024I could win an Olympic gold in biathlon 011
Reposted by "Mr. Goals""fart" @jonhendren.com · 02/11/2025rip in advance to Scott "Mr Dilbert" Adams who is perhaps most famous for writing a now-deleted four part blog post where he attempted to hypnotize his readers into nutting and asked them to email him after they have nutted to tell him about the nut. www.tumblr.com/manlethotlin... 151415323
