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Cantus

@mrcantus.bsky.social
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Urban bimbler, rural dweller, miscreant, wastrel, ne'er-do-well. On occasion, tends to mirth (if left unattended). An autist artist of illustrations and doodlings, and photographer from Cheshire, UK.

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Cantus @mrcantus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Listening to the Dirty Grandpa episode of @smershpod.com today I learned that Aubrey Plaza is a person and not, as I previously thought, where Kennedy was shot.
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Cantus @mrcantus.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Does anyone remember when @bechillcomedian.bsky.social left twitter to go exploring alternate timelines and she found one where everything was on fire? Do you think it might be our current timeline?
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Cantus @mrcantus.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
@smershpod.com I got 10/10 on a Bond quiz solely from listening to Smershpod and reading Thunderbook.
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Cantus @mrcantus.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
@paullitchfield.bsky.social @tpneenan.bsky.social @wheezingpod.bsky.social Look, look, it's Him...
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Cantus @mrcantus.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
@garydelaney.bsky.social According to Amazon, people who bought your Pundamentalist book also bought Rock face antiperspirant, the very best of ELO, and Bazuka wart treatment gel.
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Paul Haine @paulhaine.bsky.social · 22/04/2024
Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
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Cantus @mrcantus.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
@specileptic.bsky.social Throwback to my last successful Welsh joke
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Cantus @mrcantus.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Chester station. Sunday, 8.19am
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Cantus @mrcantus.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
@wheezingpod.bsky.social Off the back of one of @paullitchfield.bsky.social What Was on TV That Days, I found this gem: youtu.be/pHpOsWmpGLY?... And I have to say it's an absolute fucking delight.
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Saturday Morning Archaeology: Multi-Coloured Swap Shop
YouTube video by Stuart Millard
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Cantus @mrcantus.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Bandstand, Bandstand, bloody, bloody Bandstand* The Groves in Chester, at approximately 7am Sunday *for clarification - a title inspired by @paullitchfield.bsky.social et al
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Cantus @mrcantus.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
@itsdanthomas.bsky.social I started watching Electric State thinking it can't be nearly as bad as you claimed on @smershpod.com. I can report that i got worryingly far into it - 48 minutes, before realising I have no idea who anyone is, or why I should care, and gave up.
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Cantus @mrcantus.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
@paullitchfield.bsky.social I clicked something random in my podcast player and found my statistics for the last month. Tbf a large chunk of it will be 2 or 3 listens through of Androids of Tara
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Cantus @mrcantus.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
@specileptic.bsky.social This week, I wrote a word of welsh in a reply to you and since then Facebook has friend-suggested Elis James, Dan Thomas and someone named Nerys. Coincidence?
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Cantus @mrcantus.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
@wheezingpod.bsky.social TBF, about 12 hours was repeated listens of Androids of Tara.
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Cantus @mrcantus.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
@catiewilkins.bsky.social Happy Birthday. Did you get a cake as excited as the one Ernie had?
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Cantus @mrcantus.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
@johnrain.co.uk This week (and last week - these things take flipping ages) I am drawing a box. I thought you might like to see...
A ballpoint pen (biro) drawing of a blue police box nonchalantly standing a london street. A shaky representation of St Paul's Cathedral loiters in the background.
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Cantus @mrcantus.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
New artwork available on Redbubble (in all the variousredbubblery mediums). My artist's impression of what Ed Gamble and Matthew Crosby would look like if they were Australian radio show hosts... www.redbubble.com/i/art-board-...
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"Ed Kelly, Matthew Koalasby and Kensvington Pride" Art Board Print for Sale by Cantus
My artists impression of Ed Gamble and Matthew Crosby if they were Australian radio hosts - Ed Kelly, Matthew Koalasby and producer KensVington Pride of Radio XXXX Honestly, it made sense at the time...
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Frogtifa @frogtifa.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Your grandfathers fought in two world wars for your right to wear an inflatable penguin/chicken/frog/unicorn/dino suit. Don’t let some dweebs who grew up on Call of Duty and Fox Late night intimidate you.
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Cantus @mrcantus.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
@catiewilkins.bsky.social I have a disciplinary hearing on your birthday this year. So, I plan to celebrate the day by sobbing intermittently.
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Cantus @mrcantus.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
@jonnymorris.bsky.social This week, I am drawing a box. I suck at perspective, straight lines, and text. But other than that it's going ok.
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Cantus @mrcantus.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
@paullitchfield.bsky.social @tpneenan.bsky.social This week, I am drawing a box. I suck at perspective. So it might not be the best plan.
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Cantus @mrcantus.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Oh excellent, Instagram has broken. Just in time for my latest upload.
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Cantus @mrcantus.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
I have new artwork available to buy on Redbubble www.redbubble.com/i/poster/Not... It's my first upload in years, so be kind #inkdrawing #colours #drawing #Redbubble
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"Not Much Room For Fungi " Poster for Sale by Cantus
A biro (ballpoint pen) drawing of fungi I did to keep me from going insane whilst I was off work. • Millions of unique designs by independent artists. Find your thing.
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Cantus @mrcantus.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
@paullitchfield.bsky.social Saw this and thought of you. A brace of Ronnies at their finest. www.instagram.com/reel/DNh302Y...
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Cantus @mrcantus.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
@paullitchfield.bsky.social @tpneenan.bsky.social Two shillings and six d
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Cantus @mrcantus.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
New drawing. I left my pen in shot so you can see the size of it. And also so you can see that I just use those little clicky pens we used to have in high school, nothing fancy.
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Cantus @mrcantus.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
I drew a new thing #drawing
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Cantus @mrcantus.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Apparently, the neighbours elephant is rearranging furniture this evening.
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Cantus @mrcantus.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
I am drawing a thing
Multicoloured, many textured thing. Probably called Darrell. It definitely looks like a Darrell.
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Jess @helljay.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Say hello! #minipainting #miniature #diorama #gencon2025 #teletubbies
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Kate Marvel @drkatemarvel.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
If you loved an author’s book, tell them! They will completely ignore it because they’re fixated forever on the anonymous person who once gave them two stars on goodreads but it’s probably good for your karma
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God @thegodshow.com · 16/07/2025
If they think Superman is woke, wait until they learn about Jesus.
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Cantus @mrcantus.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
I'm on a 1550 day learning streak. Duolingo. Which is more impressive when you consider that during that time I had my phone stolen and wasn't able to replace it for 3 weeks. And I spent a week on holiday in a place with no Internet access unless you walked 3 miles, stood on one leg atop a bin, and waggled your foot every seven seconds.
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Cantus @mrcantus.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
I saw this at the cinema when it came out. #spoileralert it's not great.
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Cantus @mrcantus.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Today, I am watching One Girl, Three Cups (Total Recall).
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Robert Loerzel @robertloerzel.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Ducklings drop down into Lake Michigan through a hole in the concrete at Montrose Pier.
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Martin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
his ambition to evolve into the perfect and most handsome lifeform was his ultimate undoing
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deancartoons.bsky.social @deancartoons.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Oldie...
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gleñ mathews 🏳️‍🌈🍑🦈 @glenmaffews.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
I laughed so hard I dropped my phone into the abyss under the ottoman
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 30/06/2025
I feel this a lot these days when I see people angry that other folks are not focused on the same atrocity they are, with the same intensity they are. I regret to say there's more than one genuine atrocity in the world at the moment; it doesn't minimize the others if one chooses another to focus on.
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Cantus @mrcantus.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
@smershpod.com I'm watching the 1966 Cushing film,Island of Terror. This would make a very good Smersh. I'm not far in but my chief suspect is Mr Peppy, the bone vampire from Futurama. Though I must say I don't fully trust a GP who has to have a policemen to help him get dressed.
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Cantus @mrcantus.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Throwback to the time I met Boris Johnson
It's a blonde llama. It does however bear a strong resemblance to the portly fecund philanderer and human thumb in an ill-fitting suit that once led our nation.
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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 01/06/2025
i chimed in with a, "haven't you people ever heard of dog with a goddamn blog?"
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her again @cmf111.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
are you there god? it’s a-me, mario.
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Tracy King @tracyking.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
HE’S ALIVE! The Hairy Man is alive! I love him so much.
A new innovation in biscuit science. A chocolate chip cookie man with sprinkle hair.
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
I like the word dial. It’s laid back.
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Gary Delaney Comedian @garydelaney.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
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Cantus @mrcantus.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
When I said you were a sex offender, what I meant was I find the idea of you having sex offensive.
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Cantus @mrcantus.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
My neighbours are having a party. It's like the cast reunion for Cocoon next-door. I've seen at least nine Don Ameches arrive, two Hume Cronyns, and one very lost looking Clive Dunn. Most of the women look like the many ages of Bella Emberg. The host, Wilford Brimley, is dressed as Picasso.
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Gail Myerscough @gailmyerscough.co.uk · 05/03/2025
Hello! It doesn’t cost anything to repost but it helps me spread the word about my small business. My online shop is full of bold & colourful prints, homewares and cards. I’m also available for freelance design work and art licensing. gailmyerscough.co.uk
Colorful art and accessories displayed in a collage.
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