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Catie Wilkins

@catiewilkins.bsky.social
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Award winning YA & children’s author. Comedy. Writing. YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME won a #Lollie2024

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Catie Wilkins @catiewilkins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Catie Wilkins @catiewilkins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Catie Wilkins @catiewilkins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
AITA if I stop co-worker sitting on me? Info: she is distracting and doesn’t contribute to the project.
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Catie Wilkins @catiewilkins.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Enjoying this subversively feminist advert, showing real-world boredom on the would-be-mother’s face.
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Catie Wilkins @catiewilkins.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
People of science! Is this long story-advert that came into my feed, snake-oil? Or is there any truth to the magic of castor oil and lymphatic drainage? (It was really long so I just cropped this bit). Also, should we be discussing scams more? I feel like the internet will have us back on leeches.
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Catie Wilkins @catiewilkins.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Where are all the air-conditioned places you guys are taking your kids? 👀❤️
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Catie Wilkins @catiewilkins.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
“Mummy, is the original actor who did the voice of Micky Mouse still alive?” (This part of the job never gets any easier. I don’t know how the police do it)
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Catie Wilkins @catiewilkins.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Internship 👀 see below !
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Catie Wilkins @catiewilkins.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
#writing
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Catie Wilkins @catiewilkins.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Admiring the capybara craze from afar, fearful the backlash approaches.
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Catie Wilkins @catiewilkins.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Did a super fun multi-Schools zoom yesterday and one of the students asked: “Would you rather never write again, or never read again?” And it was fully the hardest question I’ve been asked in my whole life.
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Happiness is getting scratches
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Catie Wilkins @catiewilkins.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
So incredibly thrilled to make the short list for the #Lollies2026 funny book awards for Ages 9-12. FUN FACT: (for all the FACT FANS) @katieabey.bsky.social has been a judge on the Lollies, but she was NOT ALLOWED to judge 9-12 Age category - for obvious reasons. Vive funny books for kids!
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Catie Wilkins @catiewilkins.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I am re-naming that Sandman show on Netflix “Goth Dr Who”
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Hellish @hellishpod.com · 22/05/2026
A day late with the picture quiz this week, we must be ring rusty! Can you identify 4 of the incomparable @catiewilkins.bsky.social ’s 5 Hellish tracks from these visual teasers? If you can’t all you need to do is listen to this week’s pod!
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Catie Wilkins @catiewilkins.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
❤️❤️❤️
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seasidereader.bsky.social @seasidereader.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
What fun to have Cafe Chaos back. Hope is trying to edge away from the madness that is the Crumble family cafe but too many tines of baked beans look set to foil her plans. Don't ask! But do read this laughter-filled book by @catiewilkins.bsky.social @katieabey.bsky.social @nosycrow.bsky.social
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Catie Wilkins @catiewilkins.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
This was loads of fun 🎉
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Hellish @hellishpod.com · 18/05/2026
In this week’s episode the wonderful comedian and author @catiewilkins.bsky.social gives us the 5 tracks she will meet in hell. She also tells us about an attempted murder she is yet to answer for. Listen here: podfollow.com/hellish
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Catie Wilkins @catiewilkins.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
“THINGS YOU CAN’T FIND ON A MOTHER’S DAY CARD” stand-up comedy routine celebrating USA #mothersday by singing through any accidental mothering trauma to lighten the mood. #motheringsunday #badmom #comedy
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Catie Wilkins @catiewilkins.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
This book is all about leaving primary school, saying goodbye and getting ready for the next chapter of secondary school. It’s really, really funny and perfect for everyone in YEAR 6. Thank you @nosycrow.bsky.social and @katieabey.bsky.social I love the new cover! ❤️📚🎉
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Nosy Crow | Children's Books @nosycrow.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Café Chaos is back with the second book in this popular series. Warm, funny and full of family mayhem, comic mix-ups, friendship and being uniquely yourself. Laugh-out-loud writing from Catherine Wilkins (@catiewilkins.bsky.social), and illustrated by Katie Abey. 🔗 buff.ly/mNuD29T
A child holds a bright red 'Café Chaos: The Way the Cookie Crumbles' book on their lap while another pink 'Café Chaos' book lies beside it on a soft beige rug. Both covers are packed with lively cartoon characters and bold colour. The books are written by Catherine Wilkins, illustrated by Katie Abey and published by Nosy Crow.
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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 08/04/2026
The Yeongno, is a Korean mythical creature known as a "celestial eater of the rich," this dragon-like monster seeks to consume 100 corrupt politicians, the wealthy, the powerful, etc in order to return to heaven. A cathartic symbol of social justice.
Dragon like figure yeongno
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Mr Tom Slattery @slatterymr.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Red Alert! 🚨 Recent book deliveries! Thanks @nosycrow.bsky.social 📕 Cafe Chaos 2 @catiewilkins.bsky.social & @katieabey.bsky.social Thanks @puffinbooksuk.bsky.social 📕 Whisperwicks: The vanished Key @jordanlees.bsky.social a preorder 📕 Juniper Mae 3 @sohsilly.bsky.social #Timfraser
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Catie Wilkins @catiewilkins.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Ha!
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Catie Wilkins @catiewilkins.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Netflix just bring back Roseanne and The Cosby Show you COWARDS
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Catie Wilkins @catiewilkins.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Great books for summer reading 🎉
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Nosy Crow | Children's Books @nosycrow.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
We're excited to have three books in the @readingagency.bsky.social #SummerReadingChallenge 2026, Read to the Beat! 🎶 Marching Band: @kaeltudor.bsky.social My School Musical and Other Punishments: @catiewilkins.bsky.social Running My Own Race: @eyesab2.bsky.social Find out more: buff.ly/lYtmEsC
A graphic shows the heading Read to the Beat: Summer Reading Challenge 2026. Under the heading is the book cover for Marching Band, written by Kael Tudor, illustrated by Kate Hindley.A graphic shows the heading Read to the Beat: Summer Reading Challenge 2026. Under the heading is the book cover for My School Musical and Other Punishments, written by Catherine Wilkins, illustrated by Katie Abey.A graphic shows the heading Read to the Beat: Summer Reading Challenge 2026. Under the heading is the book cover for Running My Own Race, written by Abena Eyeson.
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Catie Wilkins @catiewilkins.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I loved my madcap little book tour. Thanks to all the amazing book sellers and schools supporting literacy as well as reading for fun. Big thanks to the fantastic kids with their brilliant questions. Special shout out to Bella who made this bracelet ❤️
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Catie Wilkins @catiewilkins.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/hitchin-au...
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School Reading List @schoolreadinglist.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Football books for children and teens with titles by Michael Rosen, Tom Palmer, Mal Peet, Michaela Morgan, Priscilla Mante, Alex Wheatle, Dan Freedman, Maria Isabel Sanchez Vegara, Bali Rai and Michelle Robinson. #kidlit schoolreadinglist.co.uk/genres/footb...
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Football books for children and teens
Football books for children with titles by Michael Rosen, Tom Palmer, Mal Peet, Michaela Morgan, Alex Wheatle & Dan Freedman.
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Catie Wilkins @catiewilkins.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Love seeing all the different translations of my books coming in 🎉📚❤️
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Catie Wilkins @catiewilkins.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
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Catie Wilkins @catiewilkins.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
This kid is much funnier than I will ever be #happymothersday
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Catie Wilkins @catiewilkins.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
“MUM VOICE” VS FLASHERS celebrating #mothersday with #standup #comedy
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Catie Wilkins @catiewilkins.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Absolutely love that @nosycrow.bsky.social sent @katieabey.bsky.social and me the new Cafe Chaos with some beans! 😄 Well played, Très drôle. Read this book and join in the bean based fun! 📚🎉 🫘
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Catie Wilkins @catiewilkins.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Celebrating this #internationalwomensday with my “WOMEN’S TROUBLES” stand-up comedy routine from my 2025 Edinburgh Show WE’LL SEE. This was my most talked about routine of that show. So what better way to celebrate #IWD than with #womenstroubles #standupcomedy #comedy youtu.be/WSeT-ffjpR8
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"WOMEN'S TROUBLES" Stand-up comedy routine by Catie Wilkins
YouTube video by That Wilkins
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Catie Wilkins @catiewilkins.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
This event is SOLD OUT! But you can still buy a book! (And I think you should) ❤️📚
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Catie Wilkins @catiewilkins.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
So is it just the 3?
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Catie Wilkins @catiewilkins.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Hope Crumble from the hilarious Cafe Chaos, and some wizard dude #wbd
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Catie Wilkins @catiewilkins.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
WHAT HAPPENED NEXT? Cafe Chaos - The Way The Cookie Crumbles, released March 2026. #kidsbooks #readingforpleasure #readingforchildren #funnybooks
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Catie Wilkins @catiewilkins.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Behold! Grandma made a film / animation? To promote her new book 📕 🎉 Cafe Chaos II ‘The Way The Cookie Crumbles’ released March 2026 🎉📚 #books #reading #comedy Get these funny books for your kids ❤️
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Catie Wilkins @catiewilkins.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
May I suggest for #WorldBookDay all your children dress up in ice cream costumes to be Hope and Leila from Cafe Chaos (illustrated by the fantastic Katie Abey 📚 🎉 #bestfriends #bestfriendgoals #reading #icecream
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Catie Wilkins @catiewilkins.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Pissing about with the font of my ‘to do’ list. I think if I can just get that right, everything else will flow.. right? This is definitely what’s going to help. If the important tasks are in bold…..? That’s going to be super motivating. Definitely.
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Catie Wilkins @catiewilkins.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
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I Logged Into a Dead Pedophile’s Gmail and His Contact List Is Basically an Org Chart
Jmail turned 20,000 unsearchable government PDFs into Jeffrey Epstein’s working inbox. I went through the contacts, the photos, and the…
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Catie Wilkins @catiewilkins.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
These guys know what’s up events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/catie...
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Catie Wilkins @catiewilkins.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Come see the (final?) performance of my Edinburgh show WE’LL SEE at Leicester (with ace dancing by myself and fab @vixleyton.bsky.social ) Dates: Tue 17th Feb Time: 19:30 Duration: 60 mins Price: £10 Genre: Stand Up Venue: The Globe Tickets: events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/catie...
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Louie Stowell @louiestowell.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I'm supporting #ReadItForward2026! If you buy LOKI: A Bad God's Guide to Causing Chaos during February, then @bookshop-org-uk.bsky.social will donate 10% to @booktrust.org.uk and @scottishbooktrust.bsky.social! Buy here - why not hoover up a few more books too! uk.bookshop.org/lists/read-i...
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Read It Forward with Bookshop.org
This February, we invite you to Read It Forward. 10% of all children's book sales through Bookshop.
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Catie Wilkins @catiewilkins.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
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David Cake will not be changing his name for Halloween 🎃 @davecakes.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I wont tell you I've been to Abba Voyage but they'll be signs.l
A pic of the old Trafford crowd there is a’an in a massive Abba Voyage bobble hat. Mike Phelen and Luke Littler are behind him.
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