Bec Hill @bechillcomedian.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I'm working on a "Misheard Football Chants" flipchart, so if you have any examples of chants you or your loved ones have misheard and you think I should include, please let me know! 32012
Reposted by Bec HillThe Alternative Comedy Memorial Society (ACMS) @theacms.bsky.social · 20/04/2026#ACMS 📆 Monday 11th May 🏰 The Phoenix 🎟️ £5-£10 from wegottickets.com/f/18778 😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social, with e.g. @bechillcomedian.bsky.social, Gary Le Strange, Helen Duff, @jlukeroberts.bsky.social, @tombellforever.bsky.social AND MORE 🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, just ask 031
Reposted by Bec HillThe Cosmic Shambles Network @cosmicshambles.com · 23/12/2025Patreon supporters, a new Book Shambles from the @latitudefestival.bsky.social is out for you now! @robinince.bsky.social and @bechillcomedian.bsky.social chat to Rebecca Achieng Ajulu-Bushell. Subscribe at patreon.com/cosmicshambles 0175
Bec Hill @bechillcomedian.bsky.social · 01/01/2026This worked in both directions and I'm extremely grateful ❤️ 0120
Bec Hill @bechillcomedian.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Y'know, if you use one of those mulled wine spice sachets and some honey and hot water to make a really intense cup of what I call "Christmas Tea", no one can stop you. You can just do that. 1442
Bec Hill @bechillcomedian.bsky.social · 11/12/2025You can hate on AI generated infographs as much as you like, but I'd like to see you calculate how logh a hob dog is with your bare hot dugers 0254
Bec Hill @bechillcomedian.bsky.social · 17/11/2025I like to leave Peperami wrappers in toilet sanitary bins to give the cleaners something to talk about. 5512
Bec Hill @bechillcomedian.bsky.social · 29/10/2025Looking forward to the Emily in Paris episode where she has a meet-cute with the Louvre Heist detective while working on a new marketing campaigne for them (something like "Our entry prices are a STEAL!"), but has a crisis of consciousness when she finds the missing jewels in Mindy's laundry basket. 3925
Bec Hill @bechillcomedian.bsky.social · 17/07/2025If your financial situation means you could take a year off work and maintain your current lifestyle, and you STILL don't think money can buy happiness, then you are doing it wrong and you should be stripped of your privileges. Because if you can't be HAPPY with that, then you don't deserve it. 4617
Bec Hill @bechillcomedian.bsky.social · 11/07/2025I performed this show ONCE in 2019 at the Children's Comedy Festival. It won BEST SHOW. Then I never performed it again... UNTIL NOW! No kids? No stress! This is a show for ALL ages. Leave your maturity at the door and treat yourself to an hour of wholesome silliness. wegottickets.com/event/659615 0297
Bec Hill @bechillcomedian.bsky.social · 11/07/2025Just overheard a woman on the train start a sentence with, "This is how random I am..." before explaining that she'd booked a holiday based off a Facebook ad. You're not "random", Sharon. That's a textbook example of how targeted advertising works because of how unbelievably predicatable you are. 1029924
Bec Hill @bechillcomedian.bsky.social · 29/05/2025"My Dad asked me to name that thing which comes back when you throw it." "Boomerang?" "Nah, he texted." 411710
Bec Hill @bechillcomedian.bsky.social · 24/05/2025My problem? Too many people believe in me. How can I be the hero of my own story when all the supporting characters are like, "Yeah, we knew you'd do it." What the hell sort of motivator is that? Tell me I'm attempting the impossible. Tell me I'm foolish. LET ME PROVE YOU WRONG GODDAMMIT 10472
Reposted by Bec HillCatie Wilkins @catiewilkins.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Come to my next preview with ace @bechillcomedian.bsky.social www.jokepit.com/comedy-in/lo...jokepit.comComedy Work In ProgressBOOK NOW! Comedy Work In Progress on Mon 26th May 2025 7:30pm (London) at Aces and Eights Bar & Pizza, 156-158 Fortess Rd, London NW5 2HP, UK 1104
Reposted by Bec HillComedy Club 4 Kids @comedyclub4kids.bsky.social · 10/04/2025South London! FAMILIES IN NEED OF FUN! We're back at @southlondontheatre.bsky.social on Saturday 19th April, with @vanderlaugh.bsky.social, Paul Duncan McGarrity and @bechillcomedian.bsky.social! Stand-up! Silly stories! High chance of a moose singsong! 🎟️ www.ticketsource.co.uk/slt/comedy-c... 053
Reposted by Bec HillThe Glee Club Birmingham @gleeclubbham.bsky.social · 11/04/2025Happy Friday, you made it! Why not treat yourself to a well-deserved night of laughter at The Glee Club? 🥳 Guaranteed to keep you in stitches will be Jacob Hawley, Mike Rice, Billy Kirkwood & @bechillcomedian.bsky.social! 😂 Go ahead, BOOK NOW 👉 bit.ly/BhamWeekendCom 031
Bec Hill @bechillcomedian.bsky.social · 12/04/2025Abercrombie & Fitch employee: Hi ma'am, can I help you? Me (holding up a travel fork): Hi, yes, could you point me in the direction of the applecrumble and fish? 2543
Reposted by Bec Hillbort @crushbort.bsky.social · 16/03/2025mrs. gennaro I am sorry to have to tell you this but your husband was killed in a work accident. they made dinosaurs real for fun and he got eaten by one while sitting on the toilet. he wasn’t using it he died abandoning children 6278761660
Bec Hill @bechillcomedian.bsky.social · 08/03/2025All us millennials want is the autonomous vehicle the early 90s promised us: 4634
Reposted by Bec HillEd Morrish @edmorrish.com · 07/03/2025if you’re having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i got 99 problems and they’re all luftballons 372105335
Reposted by Bec Hillmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 15/02/2025sure clowns may make me laugh so hard all day with their big floppy shoes and outrageous wigs and colorful makeup, and yeah they dazzle children of all ages with amazing balloon animals and honk basically the funniest horns in the whole world, some of em even get out of a small car. forgot my point 12899154
Bec Hill @bechillcomedian.bsky.social · 04/03/2025"Whoever said "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will never hurt me," was a dickhead." - my Mum 2370
Bec Hill @bechillcomedian.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Films are so needlessly woke and complicated now. Whatever happened to simple, relatable plotlines? Like a normal white guy who turns his cornfield into a pitch for a bunch of baseball ghosts so he can meet his dead dad? 5453
Bec Hill @bechillcomedian.bsky.social · 02/03/2025MUM: What's the name of that drug you give someone to make them forget something? ME: Uh... hmm.. I can't remember. MUM: Oh good, it's worked. 117120
Reposted by Bec HillJohn-Luke Roberts @jlukeroberts.bsky.social · 06/01/2025I like to think of it as a trolley *opportunity* 29830
Bec Hill @bechillcomedian.bsky.social · 25/02/2025A few of you have pointed this out - I'm intrigued and flattered! 0230
Reposted by Bec HillDani Donovan 👩🏻🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan.com · 22/02/2025self-awareness is such a scam bc now i can see all my problems AND i still have them? rude 2710130
Reposted by Bec Hillmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 23/02/2025wearing several slightly different wigs over the course of a work day just cause i like being squinted at 1706
Bec Hill @bechillcomedian.bsky.social · 20/02/2025SHOCKED to learn that NONE of my trans friends are Olympic athletes. NOT ONE!!! It's almost as if what sporting events people think they should and shouldn't be allowed to compete in shouldn't bear any weight on the validity of their existence or basic human rights... 1442
Reposted by Bec HillFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 13/02/2025BOSS: who is working the morning shift COWORKER: i am BOSS: and who is working the night shift ME: i pm 1368097
Bec Hill @bechillcomedian.bsky.social · 14/02/2025What happened to Peter Parker is farfetched, even for comic books. I mean, sure, being bitten by an active spider is believable, but I've never heard of someone being bitten by a radio - let alone at the same time. 5290
Reposted by Bec Hillmerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 10/02/2025good emails to get: -you have been accepted to free money program -darling, i am madly in love with you (from hot person) -we would like to publish your book/produce your film/build your cathedral bad emails to get: -all others 111821139
Bec Hill @bechillcomedian.bsky.social · 10/02/2025ME: Alright. Time for bed. G'night brain. BRAIN: WAIT! Quick question before you switch me off... ME: ... BRAIN: Remember that flash-animation song about the horse? ME: ...yeah. BRAIN: How did it go again? ME: Look at my horse, my horse is amazi- F**K YOU BRAIN BRAIN: 😈 4411
Reposted by Bec HillIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 27/01/2025Only unmuted accounts will get this: Thank God for the mute account setting 1331120
Reposted by Bec HillBec Hill @bechillcomedian.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Gnocchi suffers from I'm-pasta syndrome. 7823
Bec Hill @bechillcomedian.bsky.social · 28/01/2025<Jeff Foxworthy voice> If folks often ask you whether you have a therapist... ...You might need a therapist. If you insist you don't need a therapist... ...You might need a therapist. If someone reposted this hoping you'll finally get the message, then, hah... ...ah-you might need a therapist. 3222
Bec Hill @bechillcomedian.bsky.social · 20/01/2025I feel like my friends and I pretended to dowse a lot when we were young. Kids don't use makeshift divining rods enough these days. 5430
Bec Hill @bechillcomedian.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Flashback to the 24hr stomach virus I got a few weeks ago... 2571
Bec Hill @bechillcomedian.bsky.social · 17/01/2025Hello bsky music/instrument expert folks! Please explain: at point does a "long whistle" become a "small clarinet"? Please include your credentials so I know the information is accurate, thank you. 7312
Bec Hill @bechillcomedian.bsky.social · 10/01/2025My WiFi password? Yeah, it's: capitaleyeTHENTHENUMBERSIX3exclamat!onMarxBUTTallinLOWERCASE 3554
Reposted by Bec HillComedy Podcast Devotees @comedypodcastdev.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Comedy Podcast of The Day @drunkwomenpod.bsky.social Ep322 @bechillcomedian.bsky.social talks about the time she became a Belgian crime statistic, and helps solve a case surrounding a woman who deserves a medal or 3 for all her illegal efforts #comedypodcast open.spotify.com/episode/6QOq...open.spotify.com322 Bec Hill's Belgian WaffleDrunk Women Solving Crime · Episode 0112
Reposted by Bec HillComedy Club 4 Kids @comedyclub4kids.bsky.social · 04/01/2025Venue: Is @bechillcomedian.bsky.social available for a gig this week? Us: We THINK she's in Australia. Bec's Instagram: VERY COMPREHENSIVELY, YES. 1151
Bec Hill @bechillcomedian.bsky.social · 28/12/2024As it is time for the annual unintentional Amassing Of The Ramekins, please share/reply with your creative ways to reuse these ceramic bastards... 13261
Bec Hill @bechillcomedian.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Don't bother with these. I tried them and not only did ALL the children escape from my cupboards and drawers, but my cabin is RIFE with babies, so they're getting in SOMEHOW 🤷♀️ 2836
Reposted by Bec HillLateral with Tom Scott @lateralcast.com · 20/12/2024EPISODE 115 [LIVE]: Pants on fire. Featuring Bec Hill (@bechillcomedian.bsky.social), Stuart Goldsmith (@stuartgoldsmith.bsky.social) and Lizzy Skrzypiec. Recorded as part of @cheerfulearful.bsky.social. Listen via any podcast provider or lateralcast.com/episodes/115. [📷 Paul Gilbey] 5687