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Bec Hill

@bechillcomedian.bsky.social
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The one with the flipcharts. Comedian, TV presenter, writer, co-host of the @aproblemsquared and Enemy in Paris podcasts, and self-professed MondeQueen. She/They/Her/Them.

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Bec Hill @bechillcomedian.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Oh no...
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Bec Hill @bechillcomedian.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'm working on a "Misheard Football Chants" flipchart, so if you have any examples of chants you or your loved ones have misheard and you think I should include, please let me know!
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The Alternative Comedy Memorial Society (ACMS) @theacms.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
#ACMS 📆 Monday 11th May 🏰 The Phoenix 🎟️ £5-£10 from wegottickets.com/f/18778 😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social, with e.g. @bechillcomedian.bsky.social, Gary Le Strange, Helen Duff, @jlukeroberts.bsky.social, @tombellforever.bsky.social AND MORE 🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, just ask
The Alternative Comedy Memorial Society (ACMS)
The Phoenix, Cavendish Sq, by Oxford Circus
Monday 11th May 2026, 7:30pm-10:40ish
Thom Tuck (MC) + umpteen excellent guests: Bec Hill, Dru Cripps, Gary Le Strange, Helen Duff, Henry Whaley, Ian Lane, John-Luke Roberts, Jordan Lewis, Stephen Catling, Tom Bell, W*nkers, and Wil Pease
£5/£8/£10 from wegottickets.com
£12 at the gig, doors open 7pm
noblefailure.org
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The Cosmic Shambles Network @cosmicshambles.com · 23/12/2025
Patreon supporters, a new Book Shambles from the @latitudefestival.bsky.social is out for you now! @robinince.bsky.social and @bechillcomedian.bsky.social chat to Rebecca Achieng Ajulu-Bushell. Subscribe at patreon.com/cosmicshambles
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Bec Hill @bechillcomedian.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
This worked in both directions and I'm extremely grateful ❤️
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Bec Hill @bechillcomedian.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Y'know, if you use one of those mulled wine spice sachets and some honey and hot water to make a really intense cup of what I call "Christmas Tea", no one can stop you. You can just do that.
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Bec Hill @bechillcomedian.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
You can hate on AI generated infographs as much as you like, but I'd like to see you calculate how logh a hob dog is with your bare hot dugers
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Bec Hill @bechillcomedian.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
I like to leave Peperami wrappers in toilet sanitary bins to give the cleaners something to talk about.
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Bec Hill @bechillcomedian.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Looking forward to the Emily in Paris episode where she has a meet-cute with the Louvre Heist detective while working on a new marketing campaigne for them (something like "Our entry prices are a STEAL!"), but has a crisis of consciousness when she finds the missing jewels in Mindy's laundry basket.
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Bec Hill @bechillcomedian.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
If your financial situation means you could take a year off work and maintain your current lifestyle, and you STILL don't think money can buy happiness, then you are doing it wrong and you should be stripped of your privileges. Because if you can't be HAPPY with that, then you don't deserve it.
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Bec Hill @bechillcomedian.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
I performed this show ONCE in 2019 at the Children's Comedy Festival. It won BEST SHOW. Then I never performed it again... UNTIL NOW! No kids? No stress! This is a show for ALL ages. Leave your maturity at the door and treat yourself to an hour of wholesome silliness. wegottickets.com/event/659615
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Bec Hill @bechillcomedian.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Just overheard a woman on the train start a sentence with, "This is how random I am..." before explaining that she'd booked a holiday based off a Facebook ad. You're not "random", Sharon. That's a textbook example of how targeted advertising works because of how unbelievably predicatable you are.
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Bec Hill @bechillcomedian.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
"My Dad asked me to name that thing which comes back when you throw it." "Boomerang?" "Nah, he texted."
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Bec Hill @bechillcomedian.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
My problem? Too many people believe in me. How can I be the hero of my own story when all the supporting characters are like, "Yeah, we knew you'd do it." What the hell sort of motivator is that? Tell me I'm attempting the impossible. Tell me I'm foolish. LET ME PROVE YOU WRONG GODDAMMIT
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Catie Wilkins @catiewilkins.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Come to my next preview with ace @bechillcomedian.bsky.social www.jokepit.com/comedy-in/lo...
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Comedy Work In Progress
BOOK NOW! Comedy Work In Progress on Mon 26th May 2025 7:30pm (London) at Aces and Eights Bar & Pizza, 156-158 Fortess Rd, London NW5 2HP, UK
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Comedy Club 4 Kids @comedyclub4kids.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
South London! FAMILIES IN NEED OF FUN! We're back at @southlondontheatre.bsky.social on Saturday 19th April, with @vanderlaugh.bsky.social, Paul Duncan McGarrity and @bechillcomedian.bsky.social! Stand-up! Silly stories! High chance of a moose singsong! 🎟️ www.ticketsource.co.uk/slt/comedy-c...
South London Theatre, West Norwood

Saturday 19 April  |  2pm  |  £10 or 4 for £35

020 3757 6111  |  southlondontheatre.co.uk
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The Glee Club Birmingham @gleeclubbham.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Happy Friday, you made it! Why not treat yourself to a well-deserved night of laughter at The Glee Club? 🥳 Guaranteed to keep you in stitches will be Jacob Hawley, Mike Rice, Billy Kirkwood & @bechillcomedian.bsky.social! 😂 Go ahead, BOOK NOW 👉 bit.ly/BhamWeekendCom
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Bec Hill @bechillcomedian.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Abercrombie & Fitch employee: Hi ma'am, can I help you? Me (holding up a travel fork): Hi, yes, could you point me in the direction of the applecrumble and fish?
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Bec Hill @bechillcomedian.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
IYKYK
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Bec Hill @bechillcomedian.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
I love Emille 😭
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
mrs. gennaro I am sorry to have to tell you this but your husband was killed in a work accident. they made dinosaurs real for fun and he got eaten by one while sitting on the toilet. he wasn’t using it he died abandoning children
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Bec Hill @bechillcomedian.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
All us millennials want is the autonomous vehicle the early 90s promised us:
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 07/03/2025
if you’re having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i got 99 problems and they’re all luftballons
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
sure clowns may make me laugh so hard all day with their big floppy shoes and outrageous wigs and colorful makeup, and yeah they dazzle children of all ages with amazing balloon animals and honk basically the funniest horns in the whole world, some of em even get out of a small car. forgot my point
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Bec Hill @bechillcomedian.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
"Whoever said "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will never hurt me," was a dickhead." - my Mum
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Bec Hill @bechillcomedian.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Films are so needlessly woke and complicated now. Whatever happened to simple, relatable plotlines? Like a normal white guy who turns his cornfield into a pitch for a bunch of baseball ghosts so he can meet his dead dad?
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Bec Hill @bechillcomedian.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
MUM: What's the name of that drug you give someone to make them forget something? ME: Uh... hmm.. I can't remember. MUM: Oh good, it's worked.
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John-Luke Roberts @jlukeroberts.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
I like to think of it as a trolley *opportunity*
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Bec Hill @bechillcomedian.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
A few of you have pointed this out - I'm intrigued and flattered!
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Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan.com · 22/02/2025
self-awareness is such a scam bc now i can see all my problems AND i still have them? rude
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
wearing several slightly different wigs over the course of a work day just cause i like being squinted at
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Bec Hill @bechillcomedian.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
SHOCKED to learn that NONE of my trans friends are Olympic athletes. NOT ONE!!! It's almost as if what sporting events people think they should and shouldn't be allowed to compete in shouldn't bear any weight on the validity of their existence or basic human rights...
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
BOSS: who is working the morning shift COWORKER: i am BOSS: and who is working the night shift ME: i pm
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Bec Hill @bechillcomedian.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
What happened to Peter Parker is farfetched, even for comic books. I mean, sure, being bitten by an active spider is believable, but I've never heard of someone being bitten by a radio - let alone at the same time.
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 10/02/2025
good emails to get: -you have been accepted to free money program -darling, i am madly in love with you (from hot person) -we would like to publish your book/produce your film/build your cathedral bad emails to get: -all others
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Bec Hill @bechillcomedian.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
ME: Alright. Time for bed. G'night brain. BRAIN: WAIT! Quick question before you switch me off... ME: ... BRAIN: Remember that flash-animation song about the horse? ME: ...yeah. BRAIN: How did it go again? ME: Look at my horse, my horse is amazi- F**K YOU BRAIN BRAIN: 😈
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Only unmuted accounts will get this: Thank God for the mute account setting
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Bec Hill @bechillcomedian.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Gnocchi suffers from I'm-pasta syndrome.
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Bec Hill @bechillcomedian.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
<Jeff Foxworthy voice> If folks often ask you whether you have a therapist... ...You might need a therapist. If you insist you don't need a therapist... ...You might need a therapist. If someone reposted this hoping you'll finally get the message, then, hah... ...ah-you might need a therapist.
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Bec Hill @bechillcomedian.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I feel like my friends and I pretended to dowse a lot when we were young. Kids don't use makeshift divining rods enough these days.
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Bec Hill @bechillcomedian.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Flashback to the 24hr stomach virus I got a few weeks ago...
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Bec Hill @bechillcomedian.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Hello bsky music/instrument expert folks! Please explain: at point does a "long whistle" become a "small clarinet"? Please include your credentials so I know the information is accurate, thank you.
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Bec Hill @bechillcomedian.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
My WiFi password? Yeah, it's: capitaleyeTHENTHENUMBERSIX3exclamat!onMarxBUTTallinLOWERCASE
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Comedy Podcast Devotees @comedypodcastdev.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Comedy Podcast of The Day @drunkwomenpod.bsky.social Ep322 @bechillcomedian.bsky.social talks about the time she became a Belgian crime statistic, and helps solve a case surrounding a woman who deserves a medal or 3 for all her illegal efforts #comedypodcast open.spotify.com/episode/6QOq...
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Drunk Women Solving Crime · Episode
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Comedy Club 4 Kids @comedyclub4kids.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Venue: Is @bechillcomedian.bsky.social available for a gig this week? Us: We THINK she's in Australia. Bec's Instagram: VERY COMPREHENSIVELY, YES.
Bec Hill's Instagram post, showing a kangaroo inside a family home with her uncle
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Bec Hill @bechillcomedian.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
As it is time for the annual unintentional Amassing Of The Ramekins, please share/reply with your creative ways to reuse these ceramic bastards...
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Bec Hill @bechillcomedian.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Don't bother with these. I tried them and not only did ALL the children escape from my cupboards and drawers, but my cabin is RIFE with babies, so they're getting in SOMEHOW 🤷‍♀️
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Bec Hill @bechillcomedian.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Oh good. So glad this was caught on camera.
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Lateral with Tom Scott @lateralcast.com · 20/12/2024
EPISODE 115 [LIVE]: Pants on fire. Featuring Bec Hill (@bechillcomedian.bsky.social), Stuart Goldsmith (@stuartgoldsmith.bsky.social) and Lizzy Skrzypiec. Recorded as part of @cheerfulearful.bsky.social. Listen via any podcast provider or lateralcast.com/episodes/115. [📷 Paul Gilbey]
The stage of the Clapham Grand, London, from the audience's point of view. Four guests are seated in chairs along the stage. Two large projector screens at the back say LATERAL on a colourful background. The scene is bathed in blue spotlights.
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