Reposted by SpongeDom Noble @dominicnoble.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Its amazing how you can make any concept sound really dumb by adding the word "maxing" to it. 1430143
Reposted by SpongeEvan May @gianttourtiere.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Do you want good tortoise news? I thought so. www.theguardian.com/environment/...theguardian.comScientists discover 180,000 giant tortoises on one Seychelles islandFree-roaming Aldabra population far exceeds human population of Seychelles after decades-long recovery programme 472781927
Reposted by SpongeMei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence. 50168885536
Reposted by SpongeLanYu @lanyu1227.bsky.social · 09/10/2026#DiscoElysium 🚓 “This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive.” - 終於可以昭告天下我吃他們單箭頭三角戀了😌 我好愛當Harry在追逐Kim的同時,身後的Jean也在追尋Harry身上昔日夥伴的影子🥀 214858
Reposted by Spongeaverage Sakamoto enjoyer🐉🍙 @monkhazard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026more websites should have this option 37226
Reposted by SpongeDisco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Real darkness has love for a face. The first death is in the heart. 012443
Reposted by SpongeBen Johnson 🏺👻 @gamedesignerben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026When witches are cackling and telling you “Fire burn and cauldron bubble,” take a step back. Breathe. Those are normal things for fire and cauldrons to do. They’re trying to mess with you. 212920718
Reposted by Spongebaaaaaaaaaaaaaaba @dedusmulntxt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026straight up frankin my sinatra 102271991
Reposted by SpongeJordan Witt @jordannwitt.bsky.social · 31/10/2024Happy Halloween! I drew fanart. 2490118
Reposted by SpongeGender: Colleen @colleensmangarecs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026no one loves being a youtuber more than me, I finally get to make shitposts like this my job 06913
Reposted by Spongemaura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun. 169188774737
Sponge @moveablesponge.bsky.social · 05/10/2026One of the worst things abt living in PDX is there's almost no late night coffeeshops 🤬 010
Sponge @moveablesponge.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I've def heard other transmascs say they have back pain for that reason, so ur not alone 120
Sponge @moveablesponge.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Wait, do you mean cauliflower covered in cheese? Or do you mean like a vegan faux-cheese substance that's made out of ground cauliflower? Bc both sound bad, but the latter sounds worse... 110
Reposted by Spongepixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Stop making me think about these nerds having sex parties. Shoving calculators into each other’s holes and so forth 3189660
Reposted by SpongeMike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman. 149122532054
Reposted by SpongeJames Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Imagine Depeche Mode singing this to the tune of Personal Jesus 610413
Reposted by SpongeRoz 🏳️⚧️ @rosenkranz.bsky.social · 19/03/2025#xfiles a silly shitpost for your trouble 3901340
Sponge @moveablesponge.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Yeah I keep having to block porn accounts named Julie... 110
Reposted by Spongerev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 13/02/2025any song which might be described as a "cuckold anthem" is a banger. (robyn's "dancing on my own," tame impala's "the less i know the better," don henley's "boys of summer.") 6225317
Reposted by Spongeego renegade catboy @catfoodsmin.moe · 30/09/2026…modestly curious about the ball distribution herestatic.klipy.comMan Puzzled by Math EquationsALT: Man Puzzled by Math Equations 2236
Reposted by Spongesociohat @sociohat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026what if you were dating a tvtroper and you showed them pics of you pre-transition and they said "lmao... Early Installment Weirdness" 3635251
Reposted by Sponge🇵🇸 Caleb 𓇼 ⋆。˚ 𓆝⋆。˚ 𓇼 🏳️⚧️ @littlestpersimmon.bsky.social · 06/11/2024Surprise Mongol Horde on your dashboard. Defend yourselves against my archers on horseback. If you can. 🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎 681516667
Reposted by SpongeJamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I was just thinking "with an artist who could evoke the sense of scale and wonder like Francois Shuiten" and then immediately found this piece that could almost be from Piranesi 612525
Reposted by SpongeBooBread @booread.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Literally me anytime I think of how Netflix fumbled Stone Ocean and almost did SBR since its been *6 months* since the first episode but we'll take it 13714
Reposted by SpongeThomas Jerome @thomasjerome.com · 24/09/2026Naming the "Ableism" list so that a screen reader pronounces it "Four bee ell three one ess em", 10/10 bit 122601440
Reposted by Sponge⚸ Gingersnapped 🐺🌕🎃 @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 25/09/2026we are reinventing scheming eunuchs from base principles 10756131
Sponge @moveablesponge.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Oh 100%. And a lot of leftists have internalized "We Need To Be Inclusive Of Everyone, No Exceptions" so they're extremely reluctant to tell the bullies to fuck off, which just emboldens the bullies further 020
Reposted by SpongeAtelier Alyssa ⭐💫 @alyossan.art · 24/09/2026I like the sentence "The Grungler is canonically bi" because it implies the existence of a Grungler canon 46217
Reposted by SpongeExtra Haunted Doll, Dana Lexa @authorx.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Another thing to remember on this bisexual day is that The Grungler is canonically bi. I do enjoy how it's become a term for "token cis guy who hangs out with a bunch of trans weirdos" but the original post was also about straight women being weird about bi men. 1849411782
Reposted by SpongeMolly Crabapple @mollycrabapple.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The reason that lesbian bar mask story blew up is that an insane amount of cruelty and emotional abuse is tolerated in certain lefty communities as long as it’s justified by the right buzzwords. Similar to how certain churches torment their members in the name of Christian love. 612119
Reposted by SpongeWilliam B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The lesbian bar thing is just an object lesson of how you have to at some point say “you are a crazy person, fuck off and go away”, like you can’t let yourself be ruled by the whims of people like that. Tell them to go to another bar. 3455140
Reposted by Spongedisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Reminder if you are not polyamorous do not say malarkey 318419
Sponge @moveablesponge.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Props to this one person for being the only one in the article who understood where they should be 040