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i'm sexy, i'm broke, and i have questions

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Evelyndroid's Aperture Science and Bugge-Finding 🏳️‍⚧️🕷️ @apsciencebylyn.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Bug acquired a friend while poking at some pine bark 🥹 (Baby Ogre)
Tiny ogre-face spider baby, chilling on a flowery watch band, big eyes peering ahead
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Koi @koihoi.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Time to bring over my kevneil propaganga #tfc #aftg
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.
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leah thee scallion @mothwifey.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
my brain: (when she said it was just a break do you think she meant it?) my common fucking sense fighting for its life: its been three years since we've talked <3
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leah thee scallion @mothwifey.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
once again filled with gratitude for the relationships i have that talk out conflict and upset-ness oughhhh i love u communication i love u BAD
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Micah @rincewind.run · 22/11/2025
evergreen
Tweet from @PPathole

Tech enthusiasts: my entire house is smart

Tech workers: the only piece of technology in my house is a printer and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don’t recognize
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
You’re gonna see posts that make you think “I agree on principle but you seem unwell.” That’s the bluesky promise.
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Oliver @dubiousdevil.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
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leah thee scallion @mothwifey.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
i don’t think i’ve had a solid other than sliced onions in like 48 hours
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leah thee scallion @mothwifey.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
saw someone with my name turn it into a boy name the same way i do…. ive gaybossed too close to the sun
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Xiao 🦋 LBX 735 @velinxi.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
A dance that never ends #loz
Legend of Zelda fan art. BOTW link and Zelda and dancing in front of a mirror whose reflection shows multiple iterations of other Zelda’s and links dancing together in the background.
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
idk why this concept is difficult to grasp for a lot of people and doesn't take priority over wether or not liking wizards makes you a good person. Dont give her money! The money funds evil! its truly that simple
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A💤ul @passionpeachy.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
nessie
A digital drawing of the Loch Ness Monster swimming with moss growing on its back and seaweed tangled on its flippers. The original 1934 photo is on the left side with a red heart drawn over the monster as several yellow cutout stars decorate the illustration. Word cutouts frame the drawing of Nessie that say “You may not see me anymore, but I still love you”.
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 29/10/2023
Terrifying.
Fake Spirit Halloween costume. “Irritating Coffee Shop Guy Playing Tiktok Vids.” It’s a man staring at his phone while holding a coffee cup.
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L the Girl in Black @girlinblack.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
I'm in.
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ᴄᴀʟᴜᴍ ᴀʟᴇxᴀɴᴅᴇʀ ᴡᴀᴛᴛ @calumalexanderwatt.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Pretty Things
Bilbo Baggins loves a bit of jewellery
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
I think its genuinely a virtue to accept that you could be wrong about anything and kill the part of yourself that needs to always be seen as correct and smarter than others on any given topic
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ACLU @aclu.org · 20/10/2025
BREAKING: A court ordered the Department of Defense to stop censoring educational materials discussing race and gender in schools on military bases. Books removed from the schools must be returned to the shelves immediately.
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SwampLizard @swamplizard.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
future grandchild: like shit, from an ass? me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House
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Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 20/10/2025
I spend a year plotting a mystery novel and then this happens.
"Police focus on ladder placed against the side of the Louvre"
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leah thee scallion @mothwifey.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
bluesky Hello
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leah thee scallion @mothwifey.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
the various ears of ahsoka
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Socks the Macro Wolf Dad @socksthewolf.com · 04/10/2025
Windows 10 End of Life is in less than 2 weeks! But you don't have to upgrade to Windows 11!! This video will show you how to extend the life of Windows 10 by 3 more years via Extended Security Updates program safely, for free. MS throws you to the wolves, but the wolves will throw you a bone.
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Abby Denton is a Rabbit for Halloween Every Year @abbydenton.com · 08/10/2025
I think if you work for ICE you are probably not going to see heaven, but there is still time for redemption if you start breaking computers and amassing evidence to prosecute your coworkers en masse. Betraying your coworkers is, in fact, the least evil thing you could do now.
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
I think it's very cool that we're able to make each other laugh
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Dane will return at NYCC H-05 @monkeyminion.com · 09/10/2025
I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.
wrote 20 pages on Faulkner's The Bear four hours before final papers were due on trucker pills and coffee and cigarettes and got an A, fuck you.
You people couldn't hang with real slackers.
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wokeupchic • 4d
It's fuck Al till your homework due in 25 minutes
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leah thee scallion @mothwifey.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
the Thing about gardening is you’ve gotta sit outside long enough that the hot sun just feels Regular and THEN you can do labor. also u gotta get so high and then as soon as you get bored Boom there it is: the urge to Dig
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leah thee scallion @mothwifey.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
getting on here to speak my truth. we should flash more fire trucks
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leah thee scallion @mothwifey.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
ok gn!
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leah thee scallion @mothwifey.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
u know what sucks sooo bad abt friendship breakups is whenever i miss Her she’s the only one i wanna talk to abt it. how sick in the head is that!
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leah thee scallion @mothwifey.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
being a cancer moodboard
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leah thee scallion @mothwifey.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
i have Saying How I Feel Disease even when it puts me at GREAT disadvantage and when i hate doing it UGHHH
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot @nitw-quotebot.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
But I mean we have to go on right? Obviously the world is seriously screwed up but we’re all gonna die if we don’t keep living.
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leah thee scallion @mothwifey.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
no i dont watch porn Yes i do sit up very straight in bed and hit my weed pen and watch ASMR very loudly and very stoned Whaddaboudit
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sam³⁰⁰⁰ @samgavin.com · 20/07/2025
Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
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Teny Issakhanian - LBX 832 @tenyai.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
(2/2) the restt
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Teny Issakhanian - LBX 832 @tenyai.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
(1/2)This got more ridiculous than I intended but here we are, a little rujinu aquarium date shenanigan inspired by @galaxyspeaking.bsky.social ‘s great aquarium date concept! I have a part 2 sketched out that’s more romantic and sappy but we’ll see if and when I get to it 🐠
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leah thee scallion @mothwifey.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
eating dates and cheese and listening to the thunderstorm with my tits out like god intended
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Al Jazeera English @aljazeera.com · 26/06/2025
Zohran Mamdani won New York’s primary race because of his support for Palestine, not in spite of it, progressives say.
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Mamdani’s New York victory boosts pro-Palestine politics in US
Zohran Mamdani won New York’s primary race because of his support for Palestine, not in spite of it, progressives say.
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kate conger @kateconger.com · 26/06/2025
“I feel like people mistook my 250k for enthusiasm” is something I’ve often found myself saying out loud
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Al Jazeera English @aljazeera.com · 23/06/2025
Video shows B-2 stealth bombers returning to an airbase in the US after carrying out military strikes on nuclear facilities in Iran where they dropped 14 so-called ‘bunker buster’ bombs.
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leah thee scallion @mothwifey.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
cmoonnnnn mannnn whats a little time fraud amongst friends!!
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leah thee scallion @mothwifey.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
“ope! lemme just eat ur pussy real quick”
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leah thee scallion @mothwifey.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
“beetle’s not a lesbian, she’s a pedophile”
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leah thee scallion @mothwifey.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
my roommate watched me jag off on the living room furbo and now it’s MY fault
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leah thee scallion @mothwifey.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
exactly a month until leah day i hope u guys know what ur doing
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leah thee scallion @mothwifey.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
3rd in line for the red robin’s lobotomyyyyy ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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