Matt the Scott @mortscoot.bsky.social · 30/01/2026My all-time comedy crush. Brilliant, fearless, wildly funny, and a fox. I can't even process this. #catherineohara 000
Matt the Scott @mortscoot.bsky.social · 27/01/2026"Good night, Minnesota! I am OUT of here! See you at Nuremburg 2!!" #gregbovino #bovino #ICE #trump #minnesota 010
Matt the Scott @mortscoot.bsky.social · 26/01/2026It's okay. My dad used to say these types of things. My dad has Alzheimer's, btw. #trump 110
Reposted by Matt the ScottGeorge Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 26/01/2026AOC reads Vance and his whining to filth. 601263199
Reposted by Matt the ScottTVLine @tvline.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Jim Rockford is back on the case: NBC has ordered a pilot for a reboot of the classic '70s detective series The Rockford Files.tvline.comThe Rockford Files Reboot Lands Pilot Order At NBC — Who Would You Cast To Fill James Garner's Shoes? - TVLine 593813
Reposted by Matt the ScottDavid Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Note from a veteran police reporter: NAMING law officers who use lethal force under any and every circumstance IS NOT doxxing. It is journalism. Officers who invoke lethal force are ID'd publicly as a standard -- or were when we were a republic. Asdress, no. Name, rank, posting, etc. -- yes. 161542376
Reposted by Matt the ScottEmma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 29/12/2025wow, sorry. Deleting now. I didn’t know she was French 334110516
Matt the Scott @mortscoot.bsky.social · 05/12/2025"We now own Batman, Harry Potter, and The Wizard of Oz" is quite the journey from "we mail you 3 DVDs". #netflix 020
Matt the Scott @mortscoot.bsky.social · 09/10/2025Hey kids! Spooky season is here! Who's YOUR favorite Nosferatu?? #stephenmiller 010
Reposted by Matt the ScottPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 22/09/2025IIRC, if The Rapture really happens it’s honestly going to be great down here for a thousand years until everyone gets thrown into the lake of fire. A thousand years without these assholes! It’s actually a pretty good deal! 562342204
Reposted by Matt the ScottNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Multiple peer reviewed studies done by medical researchers indicate that Tylenol does not seem to be a cause of autism. But one heroin-addicted nepo baby says that it is. For pregnant mothers it can be hard to know who to trust. 381701359
Reposted by Matt the ScottNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Trump’s inability to pronounce “acetaminophen” raises new questions about Joe Biden’s mental state. 543773537
Matt the Scott @mortscoot.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Me, yelling up at my wife as she's Raptured: "What's the FIOS password??" #Rapture 010
Reposted by Matt the ScottNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 14/09/2025Whether it’s Fox News’s Brian Kilmeade advocating killing homeless people by “involuntary lethal injection” or MSNBC’s Matthew Dowd bringing up things that Charlie Kirk said, both networks have crossed the boundaries of decency. 654062727
Reposted by Matt the ScottNovelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 10/09/2025GHISLAINE MAXWELL: here we go, boss. a big book of letters from all of your horrible best friends JEFF EPSTEIN: oh neat! look at this one from Donald GHISLAINE: that one's fake actually 2168991215
Reposted by Matt the ScottThe Ken In Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Quick question: what the fuck is anyone talking about anymore 16869881159
Reposted by Matt the ScottKaren Geier @karengeier.com · 14/09/2025"let's keep politics out of it" - someone with one very specific set of politics 101242168
Reposted by Matt the ScottWanna Hear Some Halo Lore? @stefanheck.bsky.social · 14/08/2025JAMES BOND (Tom Holland): (into smart watch) Alexa, I need your help! I can’t get into the Amazon fulfillment centre to save the Prime Minister! There’s a large group of pro-union protestors blocking the way! MILF YOUNGLY (Lauren Sanchez): Perhaps I could be of service, Mr. Bond. I am 24 years old. 104153775
Reposted by Matt the ScottPopehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 21/08/2025Team Eric Adams Get Through Entire Day Without Any New Crimes Challenge 552069252
Reposted by Matt the ScottLarry @misterkojak.bsky.social · 25/08/2025That's right, Eric Adams! You give the mayor of New York a piece of your mind! 071
Reposted by Matt the ScottJulia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 25/08/2025wow that’s fucked up that they killed everyone who didn’t complete the scavenger hunt 1703432454
Reposted by Matt the ScottDominique Baker @bakerdphd.bsky.social · 25/08/2025But...but *you're* the mayor right now 62656298
Reposted by Matt the ScottPhilip Bump @pbump.com · 25/08/2025no woke sign is gonna tell *me* what water’s potable 2368960
Reposted by Matt the ScottRyan Katz-Rosene, PhD @ryankatzrosene.bsky.social · 31/07/2025I would deeply enjoy supervising a PhD thesis about this advertisement… please get in touch 😅 (Yes, it’s a real advertisement!) 1273629736
Reposted by Matt the Scotthi, no thanks @hmmvryintrstng.bsky.social · 01/04/2025how it started how it's going meghan mccain edition 3514064755
Reposted by Matt the ScottIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 31/03/2025France raises a fascinating hypothetical point: what if the law still exists even if people might get mad at you 114186153589
Matt the Scott @mortscoot.bsky.social · 01/04/2025New Weezer album about to drop! #beatles #sammendes 020
Reposted by Matt the ScottNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 30/03/2025Whether it’s Russia launching a massive drone attack during a supposed ceasefire or Zelensky not wearing a suit to the White House, both sides are to blame for the unending war in Ukraine. 678076
Matt the Scott @mortscoot.bsky.social · 30/03/2025Catching up on recent movies and had a choice between NOSFERATU and A COMPLETE UNKNOWN, and decided to go with the movie about the vampire draining the life from everyone he meets. NOSFERATU will have to wait! 000
Reposted by Matt the ScottTabatha Southey🇨🇦 @tabathasouthey.bsky.social · 26/03/2025In a just world this would be a career headstone. 290100631567
Matt the Scott @mortscoot.bsky.social · 27/03/2025drop a fight scene you love www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6o1...youtube.comJackie Chan's "Police Story 2" (1988) in 4K // Playground FightYouTube video by Petaia's Entertainment World 000
Reposted by Matt the ScottJessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 04/03/2025Normally a state dissolving like this is the result of a devastating war of invasion, I've never seen a world power dismantle itself because jet ski dealers were mad they heard people speaking Spanish in front of them at the Target checkout line. 717738
Reposted by Matt the ScottStephanie @lakeeriemermaid.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Sean Baker: Watch movies in theaters! Take your kids to the theater! Hulu: Not on my watch! *cuts feed* #Oscars #Hulu 213219
Reposted by Matt the ScottBrandy Zadrozny @brandyzadrozny.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Cannot count the number of articles that I've seen that act like Kennedy just didn't exist before his failed run for president. Like he didn't create and get rich of the modern anti-vaxx movement. Like he hasn't been slow walking us to this moment for two decades. 552228410
Reposted by Matt the ScottHoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Today, honor a King, not a Felon. #mlkday2025 8509993026088
Matt the Scott @mortscoot.bsky.social · 20/01/2025I haven't posted here much, but let me take a sec on this very special day to share a very special message. 120
Reposted by Matt the Scott🦋 𝑀𝐴٫ 𝐵𝐴٫ 𝑀𝐻𝑃٫ 𝐶𝐶𝑀 🦋 @azuredreamer24.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Anyone know which wine pairs well with societal collapse? 7704496522
Reposted by Matt the ScottPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/01/2025When I go on a web-site I will ALWAYS select “do not sell my personal information” and also I carry a card in my wallet that says I DO NOT CONSENT TO BEING MURDERED 22000176
Reposted by Matt the ScottJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 14/01/2025So here is the thing: You know how lottery winners often end up bankrupt because they have no idea how to handle so much money at once, and make all sorts of bad choices? Well, fame is a lottery win, except instead of money you suddenly get (relative) power and access. Guess how people do with it. 491739196
Reposted by Matt the ScottJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 18/01/2025I really don't know how I get under the skin of so many babbling fucknuckles, I'm a wee pear-shaped dude who stands like a penguin and is about as threatening as a creme brulee, and yet there's an entire cadre of dudes who regularly feature me in their pissy little two-minute hates, it's a mystery 218238047
Reposted by Matt the ScottJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 18/01/2025I think people going "just switch to [X]" when someone complains about something are 75% people trying to be helpful and 25% people being smug dicks, and in all cases should probably remember that most people don't want to switch anything, they just want the shit they have to work for them. 521100100
Reposted by Matt the ScottAndrea Grimes @andreagrimes.com · 17/01/2025I have not previously said anything re: the Neil Gaiman nightmare (apart from reposting notable reporting and commentary) but I have HAD SOME WINE and feel called to testify about my experience with this odious motherfucker 321154217
Reposted by Matt the ScottMark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 17/01/2025My one wish for the inauguration is that there is a gift bag under the seats of Bezos, Zuck, Elon etc, with a single, embroidered , padded knee pad Need to protect themselves when they are on bended knee, kissing the ring 🤷😆 56438563512818
