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Larry

@misterkojak.bsky.social
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He/Him. Cisgender. Fuck TERFs. Fuck AI slop. Chinga la migra. Sex work is real work. The Defect is the best character in Slay The Spire (my most controversial take)

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Larry @misterkojak.bsky.social · 13h
An easy winner
The cover to the VHS version of Watership Down. Two cute brown cartoon rabbits are looking at a third rabbit falling off a log into water.
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Larry @misterkojak.bsky.social · 15h
An informative (and worrying) video about the current El Nino: youtu.be/v_Y4qEKLHlQ?...
youtu.be
Nobody Has Ever Seen an El Niño Like This
YouTube video by Insane Curiosity
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Larry @misterkojak.bsky.social · 16h
Feel free to add @davidmastio.bsky.social to your "fuck THIS guy" lists
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Larry @misterkojak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is on the Mt. Rushmore of "this ain't it"
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Larry @misterkojak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Some dumb motherfuckers out there are going to welcome Karl Rove to The Resistance
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Larry @misterkojak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey, a bandwagon! Gotta jump on it! This is more or less in the order of when I was first listening to them
A list of 9 albums in a 3x3 grid. Labeled "MY 9 ALBUMS" followed by "The sound that made me".

First row: "Tap Root Manuscript" by Neil Diamond, "Dare To Be Stupid" by Weird Al Yankovic, and "A Night At The Opera" by Queen.
Second row: "Raising Hell" by Run-D.M.C, "Master Of Puppets" by Metallica, and "Operation: Mindcrime" by Queensryche.
Third row: "Purple" by Stone Temple Pilots, "Tigerlily" by Natalie Merchant, and "Meliora" by Ghost.
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Larry @misterkojak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We need to bring "galoot" back
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Larry @misterkojak.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Friendship over politics". What the hell are you doing, Eminem
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Larry @misterkojak.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Your daily reminder that Gavin Newsom sucks ass
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Larry @misterkojak.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Would you like to connect with this Bluetooth device again?" You mean the earbuds I use every day? Gee, phone, I dunno, what do you think
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Claudia: alt text aficionado @lesbianspacemerc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Look what I found.
Two-panel meme of a TV ad for a flex tape product.

Panel 1: A man, labeled "Bluesky Safety and Moderation", stands next to a giant, transparent tank of water. The tank is labeled "frequent posts hoping that trans people will die". It has a hole in it that water is pouring out of, and the man is winding his arm back to slap the tank.

Panel 2: SLAP! Closeup of his hand slapping tape over the hole. The hand and tape are labeled "mute the reports from trans people as abusive".
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Larry @misterkojak.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Almost Tried To Stop A Genocide" will fit nicely on a tombstone
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Larry @misterkojak.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm never voting for Gavin Newsom, the "vote blue no matter who" folks can kiss my ass
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Larry @misterkojak.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just straight up doing the meme
Thinking cap guy pointing at a hot dog riding a skateboard labeled "(literal coolest thing ever): "this fucking sucks actually".
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Larry @misterkojak.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Liberals: "Welcome to the resistance, Steve Bannon!"
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Larry @misterkojak.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
NOT tossing trans people under the bus actually polls quite well, it turns out, but if there's one thing Dems love doing it's fucking up
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Everyone’s gonna memory hole this like they do her racism and antisemitism but this is your regular reminder that Joyce Carol Oates fucking sucks and just because she sometimes makes a funny tweet doesn’t erase how much she fucking sucks.
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Larry @misterkojak.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No fatties (we've stopped feeding the troops regularly)
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Brooke Harrington @ebharrington.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One of the things to come from GamerGate was the gamification of torturing real, live women...hounding them out of their homes, making them look over their shoulders for years. It was treated as a joke, nbd, the work of a few bad apples--as all terrorism against women is--& that failure leads here.
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Know their names: Scott Kretzschmar, Scott Norris, Diego Sarabia, Gillio Lopes, Winston Lee, Johnathan Newell and Matthew Ingalls #Cornell7 But also, everyone in the group chat, the administrators, university, and DA. SHAME.
Cornell 7Disgusting chat
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
they DIDN'T REFUND her fucking TUITION?????
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Spokane Rising @spokanerising.com · 29/09/2026
Also, please do not forget that the origins of Miller's policies lie with the Obama administration. Watch this @frontlinepbs.bsky.social documentary from 2011:
pbs.org
FRONTLINE | Lost in Detention | Season 2011 | Episode 17
FRONTLINE investigates the Obama administration's get-tough immigration policy.
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
I will vote to send myself out to sea on a barge before I vote for Rahm Emmanuel. Please be serious.
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Larry @misterkojak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ants, being extremely industrious and thorough, are ideal for cleaning those hard to reach places between teeth
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Larry @misterkojak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My 9 games for my legions of fans. Went with early(ish) games.
A 3x3 grid of video games.
Top row: Super Mario Bros 2 for the NES, Ultima 4 Quest Of The Avatar for the PC, Zelda 2 The Adventure Of Link for the NES.
Middle Row: Phantasy Star 2 for the Genesis, Super Metroid for the SNES, Streets Of Rage 2 for the Genesis.
Bottom Row: Might And Magic World Of Xeen for the PC, Street Fighter 2 for the arcade, The Legend Of Zelda Ocarina Of Time for the Nintendo 64.
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Larry @misterkojak.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What the fuck is Bill Burr doing? God damn it, is there going to be a time when I'm not punished for having been a fan of somebody? (I already knew about his Saudi gig, but he's just doubling down on shit I guess)
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Larry @misterkojak.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Not sure what this "Choosin' Texas" thing is, but the song of the summer is clearly Run Rabbit by Mollie Elizabeth, and anyone who disagrees or claims they haven't heard it is clearly living in a silo of their own creation!
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Here's today's column on the astonishing, ongoing mistreatment of people with #ME/CFS. Please spread it far and wide: the only thing which can break the media's wall of indifference is seeing an article about the issue go viral. Thank you. 1/2 www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
theguardian.com
Abandoned, dismissed and gaslighted: there is no excuse for the way ME sufferers have been betrayed | George Monbiot
Changes in guidance and science seem to have little impact on millions of devastated lives. It’s a social crisis playing out behind closed doors, says Guardian columnist George Monbiot
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emily fraser 🌿🐌✨ @emilyesfraser.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m only seeing people with ME or Long Covid sharing this. If you’re not affected, can you please read it & share? Ableist propaganda goes viral all the time, which encourages outlets to publish more of it. Can we please make the truth go viral instead?
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Larry @misterkojak.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There's a long, looooong list of people who just need to fuck off and never be heard from again, and Rahm Emanuel is near the top of it
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Larry @misterkojak.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pictured, The Twilight Zone (1959) S2E5: "The Howling Man"
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Larry @misterkojak.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I just ordered a Bacon King meal for lunch in order to express my growing dissatisfaction with Burger King
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Larry @misterkojak.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Fuck Netanyahu" is a timeless sentiment that's always valid, but seriously, fuuuuuuuuck Netanyahu, why is he even getting airtime
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Larry @misterkojak.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
RIP, Eater X www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-...
dailystar.co.uk
Legendary competitive eater who ate 54 hot dogs in one sitting dies aged 49
The legendary world champion competitive eater known as “Eater X” who once ate 54 hot dogs in one sitting and was ranked No.2 has reportedly died aged 49 after cancer
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Larry @misterkojak.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Many people are hiding other people from ICE in their homes. Here are profiles of some of them, including their names and locations"
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Larry @misterkojak.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hey liberals, this still your boy?
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Larry @misterkojak.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Me when I see Ed Sheeran crying
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Drinkingtears Southpark
Alt: A gif of Eric Cartman from South Park licking the tears off of a crying boy's face.
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Larry @misterkojak.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
www.standard.co.uk/showbiz/deva...
A cartoon by Stan Kelly. A deranged looking man wearing a shirt labeled "SICKOS" peers into a window and says "Yes... Ha ha ha... YES!"
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
been thinkin about how robots are gonna kill us
Scratchy drawing of a two panel comic.
Panel 1: 
Titled:“How we thought robots would kill us”
A robot shoots a human to death with a gun. It screams “Die flesh sack”

Panel 2:
Titled “How robots will actually kill us”
A MediBot is injecting something into a humans arm. The bot says “Whooops. I injected you with cancer instead of insulin. That’s on me”
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Malevolent Maelstrom @chemicalchaos.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hey its fucking wierd more of the dems platform isnt "we will give you abortion rights back"
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
If you're on here telling trans people to shut up and vote, you should be angry that Republicans have manipulated you to such a degree. Why aren't you angry about it
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
I just honestly can't get over that Save Women Sports, an anti-trans group could only find five trans athletes competing K through 12. Five. The NCAA president testified a year and a half ago or so that there were less than 10 college level trans athletes. What the fuck are we doing, people
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Larry @misterkojak.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Turning a big dial that says "racism" on it very slowly the other way while looking to see if any of his opening acts are thinking of coming back
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Larry @misterkojak.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
King County Metro really couldn't have timed their switch over to electric busses any better
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Larry @misterkojak.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Left-wing streamer Hasan Piker claims that water is wet
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Larry @misterkojak.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
An important thread for Batman Day
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The time to push candidates toward more progressive policies is NOT after they get in office. It’s before. We have to look out for everybody. That may include a type of person that is not in your life!
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
consultants keep telling dems that they HAVE TO have these shitty positions to win in red/purple america but they don't help dems to win. if someone is opposed to abortion or transgender rights, a democrat feeding into the machine is not going to get their vote.
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Larry @misterkojak.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Honestly kinda hope that every Democrat running anti-trans ads loses. And I am well fucking aware of how important it is to get the current people out of office. The amount of Democrats running anti-trans ads *should* be zero, but here we are for some goddamn reason
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Larry @misterkojak.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"Left-wing my whole life". Yeah, I fucking bet, Rogan. Thanks for getting the guy elected that you're pretending to hate now, btw
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